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The Hobbit

  1. Air New Zealand Has Done Another Cameo-Filled, LotR-Themed Safety Briefing

    Dean O'Gorman, why are you wearing a seatbelt you are on a horse.

    I may not get to cavort around New Zealand anytime soon—something about it costing money, I dunno—but at least I get to watch "The Most Epic Safety Video Ever Made." You milk those Middle Earth movies, Air New Zealand. You milk them as long as you possibly can.

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  2. Holy Smaug Pile! Peter Jackson Spent How Much Making The Hobbit Trilogy?

    Enough to buy multiple giant elks.

    Last year word was Peter Jackson's time on The Hobbit trilogy so far cost double what The Lord of the Rings trilogy did to make. But a new report has the films running Smaug hoard numbers.

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  3. Get Ready to Cry: Billy Boyd’s Gonna Sing in The Hobbit: The Battle of Five Armies

    That time we all had so many feelings about Faramir.

    Well, maybe some folks won't be crying. Don't look at me like that Denethor, you're a garbage father anyway.

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  4. The Entirety Of The Hobbit Book In LEGO In 72 Seconds

    Yes, P. Jax, it is possible.

    It's 33,000ish seconds shorter than the Peter Jackson version, and it includes (pretty much) no Tauriel. Make of that what you will. If you want to marathon the cinematic-length version, you can do so when Battle of the Five Armies comes out on December 17th.

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  5. Galadriel and Gandalf Are Gettin’ Hella Cozy In Latest Batch Of The Hobbit Posters


    What, you thought they were gonna stop after all of those intense close-up posters? Naaaah. Not when there are ships to ignite! Click through for the rest of the The Hobbit: The Battle of Five Armies posters, featuring Thranduil's army, Thorin's throne, and more Gandalf/Galadriel lovin' then you can shake an angry Celeborn at. 

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  6. Things We Saw Today: Madame De Ackbar Can’t Repel Decorum Of This Magnitude

    My good sirs, I do believe this appears to be a trap.

    Madame de Ackbar, found art restorer Nerdscapes writes, "is a unique collage and paint art piece that will adorn the walls of the more discerning geek." You can find it, and other classic artworks like it (Otter Penguins is also a delightful choice), on their Etsy page.

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  7. Thranduil’s The Hobbit Poster Is FINALLY Upon Us And He Is Not Here To Party

    Plus, bonus Mockingjay Part 1 Finnick Odair!

    "See, son? Here's how it's done."

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  8. Tauriel Looks Less Pissed, More Airbrushed Than Her Previous Hobbit Poster Counterparts

    What facial moisturizer do you use?

    Previously in The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies posters we had angry Bilbo, vaguely annoyed Gandalf, FIRES OF RIGHTEOUS RAGE Galadriel, and Legolas being Legolas. Much like Leggles, Tauriel is less with the being menacing, more with the being vaguely ethereal and also Photoshopped because Elves. Check out Bard the Bowman and a broody Thorin behind the jump.

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  9. In the Latest Poster For The Hobbit, Legolas Is… Well, Legolas

    Somewhere Thranduil's perfect eyebrow is twitching.

    Hold it right there, Mr. Greenleaf. I don't think you know how this whole Battle of the Five Armies poster thing works. You're supposed to look menacingly at the camera in agonizing close-up, and here you're just doing the same "look down the length of your arrow" you always do. You know you beat out your impossibly perfect elk-riding party dad for this spot, right? He's probably so disappointed in you.

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  10. Vote For The Next Hobbit Poster To Be Revealed While An Angry Galadriel Judges You

    "All shall love me and RUN."

    Somewhere Celeborn is clicking his tongue and muttering, "Oh, you have done it now."

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