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The Hobbit

  1. Things We Saw Today: Chewbacca Dog Comes With His Own Bandolier

    Baby got 'bacca.

    This costume reportedly won third place at a Petco Star Wars Contest, which begs the question: who won first? If you happen to have an adorable walking carpet of your very own, Petco actually sells a Chewbacca dog hoodie.

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  2. Funko Awakens Smaug as a Super-Sized Hobbit Pop!

    "I AM THE KING ON YOUR SHELF!"

    OH AND DID I MENTION TAURIEL?!???

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  3. Things We Saw Today: A Painted Leather Bag End Bag Fit For Any Baggins

    There and bag again?

    Baby got bag?

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  4. I Watched Doctor Whore And Its Geek Porn Predecessors And Lived To Blog About It

    Wibbly-wobbly sorry Mom.

    I stared down the rabbit hole (and many other orifices) of geek adult film parodies and am here, for what it's worth, to report back. Geronimoan!

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  5. The Hobbit-Inspired Beer Exists, Will Make Unexpected Journey To Your Local Supermarket

    Somebody call Thranduil, let's get this party started.

    Above is the label for Fish Brewing, Ocean Brands, and BevLink's "Smaug Stout" chili pepper-infused beer, inspired by The Hobbit trilogy, which will soon ship to parts of the western United States (haha, In the West, get it?). They've got a bunch of other Middle-Earthian brews coming out, too. You're going to want to see these.

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  6. Everything’s Looking Serious and Gutwrenching In New Hobbit Poster, Promo Pics

    Bilbo, don't hold Sting like that. You'll blunt the blade.

    Confession: I haven’t watched the The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies trailer yet, because once—just once—I want to see a trailer for the first time on the big screen. Makes me all nostalgic just to think of it. All that is to say that in my trailerless state my excitement for the final movie in the Hobbit trilogy hasn't quite ramped up to 11 yet, but these new pics are getting me there. Hey, Bard. ;)

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  7. The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies Teaser Trailer is Here

    A long expected trailer.

    All I want for Christmas is Galadriel not even bothering to put shoes on when she goes to Dol Guldur to hand Sauron his own butt on a platter and rescue damsel-Gandalf. Damsdalf.

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  8. Orlando Bloom Meets Stephen Amell In The Best Fanfic-Comes-To-Life Moment Ever

    With bonus Paul Blackthorne!

    If only they could have snuck Jennifer Lawrence and Jeremy Renner into the Warner Brothers Comic-Con panel, too. Then the prophecy would finally be realized.

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  9. Gandalf Looks Stressed In New Stills From The Hobbit: The Battle of The Five Armies

    But where are all the dwarves?

    New shots of Bard, Thranduil, Gandalf and a very tiny inset Tauriel will be found in Entertainment Weekly's upcoming Comic-Con special. Admittedly these stills don't make me as excited for Battle of the Five Armies as yesterday's reveal of the epic poster, although the pre-battle scene Bard appears to be striding through is exciting. Really, though, I just want more Smaug. Don't we all?

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  10. 17 San Diego Comic-Con 2014 Exclusives To Consider Spending Your Hard-Earned Money On

    No, I can't bring them all home for you.

    LOOK AT ALL THE THINGS!

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