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8 Romanceless Movies and TV Shows to Watch on Valentine’s Day

by Rebecca Pahle | 12:28 pm, February 13th, 2013

Depending on whom you ask, tomorrow might be Valentine’s Day, Singles Awareness Day, or Day-Before-Discount-Candy-At-Duane-Reade Day. Like it or not, romance is a big deal tomorrow, at least if you’re in the States. And to, er, celebrate, I decided to write about movies and TV shows that don’t have any romance. Sadly, there aren’t as many of them as you might think.

The 10 Best and Worst Child Monarchs

by The Mary Sue Staff | 12:29 pm, February 8th, 2012

It’s a familiar story: The King and/or Queen is dead, and there is no one else who can take the throne besides their clearly unqualified child. Generally, kids are not the most just or fair rulers, but sometimes, they learn how to manage their power and influence in a royal trial by fire.

And usually, this proves to be a trial for the kid’s constituents, too.

Things We Saw Today: The Doctor and Wheately

by Susana Polo | 5:04 pm, June 10th, 2011

Time And Relative Dimension In SPAAAAAAAAAAACE (Radiohamlet via io9.)

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