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The Colbert Report

  1. Smaug Announces Endorsement for Rand Paul 2016 In Exclusive Colbert Report Interview

    Never laugh at a live dragon, mothaf***a.

    Among other things, Smaug also believes that his negative portrayal in the media is due to a liberal Hollywood bias, calls out the dragon triplets from Game of Thrones, invokes the Stand Your Ground law while defending his attempted murder of Bilbo Baggins, corrects Colbert's pronunciation of his name, and calls Benedict Cumberbatch a hack. What a most specially greedy, strong and wicked worm.

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  2. Stephen Colbert Wants You to Stop Saying the New Lightsaber Crossguard Is Pointless, Here’s a Perfectly Good Explanation

    Nation, we need to talk.

    For 90 seconds of footage—or actually about 60 if you cut out the MPAA approval, blank screen, and closing logo—people sure have spent lot of time talking about the Force Awakens trailer and the lightsaber crossguard (AKA the menage à sabre). But Stephen Colbert finds your lack of suspension of disbelief disturbing, so here he is laying out his nerd cred for a lesson in lightsabers.

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  3. Survey Shows Satire News Programs Inform People Better Than Actual News on Net Neutrality

    Wait. Those "regular" news shows aren't just elaborate jokes?

    Buried in a survey on whether or not most of the public in the United States opposes Internet fast lanes—they do, by the way—is a fun little chart showing viewers of which news programs felt they'd heard the most about net neutrality. Surprise! The Daily ShowThe Colbert Report, and Last Week Tonight are by far the top three. Go ahead and have a big belly laugh over Jon Stewart insisting he wasn't real news on Crossfire all those years ago.

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  4. [UPDATED] Did You Miss Anita Sarkeesian Talking Gamergate On Colbert? We’ve Got The Video For You.

    That happened.

    Creator of Feminist Frequency Anita Sarkeesian surprised us late Wednesday by tweeting this photo of herself sitting at the famous desk of The Colbert Report. Sure enough, just a few hours later she sat with Stephen Colbert himself to discuss the Gamergate movement and online harassment. And The Mary Sue has the video in case you missed it.

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  5. [UPDATED] HOLY FEMINIST FREQUENCY, BATMAN! Anita Sarkeesian is Going to Be On The Colbert Report TONIGHT!

    Anita Sarkeesian, the woman behind Feminist Frequency just tweeted this and I think I may cry I'm so happy.

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  6. Things We Saw Today: Our Game of Thrones Sweatshirt Of Choice

    Misandry! (via Human)

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  7. The Colbert Report Honors America’s First Woman In Space

    I am a pioneer and so can you!

    "Before Sally Ride flew, the only three females NASA had flown were two spiders and a monkey."

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  8. [Updated] Marvel Turns To Comedy Central’s Colbert Report For Its Next Big Announcement

    Well, at least they went with a giant nerd this time.

    Just yesterday Marvel made a splash when they announced Thor would be replaced by a woman (and keep his moniker) in an upcoming title. They've just revealed there will be another announcement tonight, this time on The Colbert Report.

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  9. Stephen Colbert’s Answer to Deadly Female Storm Study: Hurricane Butch McBalls

    We got a front of TESTOSTERONE AND TERROR moving in from my fists...

    In response to a controversial study released Monday that shows hurricanes with female names claim more lives, Stephen Colbert has devised a plan to prevent bias and stupidity from killing people this storm season. Enter Butch McBalls, Magnus Van Thundercrotch, and the Condo Killer—all of which technically are gender-neutral, right?

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  10. Patrick Stewart Shares the Secrets of His Eternal Youth With Stephen Colbert on The Colbert Report

    There must be something in all that Earl Grey tea.

    What if Gandalf, Professor X, Magneto, and Harry Potter joined forces? We'll never know, because the Harry Potter people didn't call Patrick Stewart or Ian McKellen to offer them a part in the movie franchise. It's OK, Patrick Stewart. The wounds will heal with time, which you've got plenty of — being that you're immortal and all.

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