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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

  1. The Geekosystem Podcast Episode 41 “4-Month-Long Podcast to Mars”

    We pretend to simulate getting our ass to Mars.

    On this week's podcast we talk about Mike Massimino who just announced he's leaving NASA, the beauty of the first Ninja Turtles movie, the ugliness of Secret of the Ooze, San Diego Comic-Con, and more. All while still managing to give you your weekly dose of Editors' Picks. Enjoy!

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  2. So the Australian TMNT Poster Is Officially a PR Nightmare

    Cowabunga? *laughs nervously*

    The Australian poster for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles looks pretty dynamic—it's the four of them jumping out of an exploding building! It's sure to attract viewers for the film's release date on September... wait, that can't be right. Oh. Uh oh.

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  3. The Designers Of Comic-Con’s Pizza Launcher Prove Its Pizza-Pitching Power

    Here's something I thought I'd never say: thank you, Michael Bay.

    Last week we showed you a teaser video for arguably the most audacious aspect of this year's comic-con--a 12 foot tall pneumatic pizza thrower built to strike fear in the heart of Pizza Hut's enemies promote the tie-in between Michael Bay's TMNT and Pizza Hut. Now we have a hilariously straight-faced video in which the machine's designers demonstrate its marinara-missile action and explain how they brought the classic Pizza Launcher toy to life.

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  4. Man at Arms: Reforged Combined All Four Ninja Turtle Weapons, Should Have No Trouble Defeating Shredder

    If you can mutate turtles, it's only fair to mutate their weapons too.

    Man at Arms: Reforged is known for making insane weapons from culture, but this is some next level business. They've combined all four of the Ninja Turtles' iconic weapons into one katasaichuckbo, and basically provided instructions for every step of the process. Probably don't try this at home.

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  5. A Lot Of “Girl Power” Was Cut From Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Says Megan Fox

    This makes me want to throw some pizzas.

    As cool as the original April O'Neil was in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon, she tended to get kidnapped and rescued... kind of a lot. But people involved in the Michael Bay movie keep saying that their version of the plucky journalist is way cooler and more badass—just not as much of an action star as she could have been in the first cut, apparently.

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  6. Pizza Hut Created a Real 12-Foot-Tall Ninja Turtles Pizza Launcher

    Finally Pizza Hut pizza has reached it fully weaponized potential.

    Remember the Ninja Turtles Pizza Launcher toy? It hurled little plastic pizzas at your enemies. That's just a toy right? Certainly, no person would be insane enough to build a real life machine that tosses pizzas! It turns out that Pizza Hut is an entire company of people exactly that insane. They built one and they're showing it off at San Diego Comic-Con.

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  7. The Mary Sue’s 25 Must-See Panels At San Diego Comic-Con 2014

    Here's our staff recommendations for the must-see panels at Comic-Con 2014.

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  8. The New Ninja Turtles Soundtrack Has a Rap Track About the Turtles Because of Course It Does

    Sorry, Donny. Still no bossa nova.

    A Ninja Turtles movie wouldn't be complete without its own perfectly cheesy rap track about the green machine. Before you strain yourself with an appropriately large eye roll, go ahead and dig up the original movies' "Turtle Power" and "Ninja Rap" (which you totally don't have on your iPhone because you're a mature, grown adult) on YouTube, smile, and enjoy the glorious cheese-factor of this new addition. There's also a new TV spot after the jump if you're into that.

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  9. Mondo Is Doing Toys Now, and Holy Christ, Look at This Iron Giant Figure

    Suuupeerrrrmaaaaan. *ugly sobbing*

    Mondo, of truly excellent poster fame, is branching out into the toy market. And I really hope their toys sell out as quickly as their posters tend to, because otherwise my wallet's going to be taking a major hit.

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  10. Kids React to Old School Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Make Us Question Our Youth

    Thanks. Now I'll have that theme song stuck in my head for another 20 years.

    I think we all know that not everything from childhood holds up as well as we remember it. Going back and watching something you loved as a kid doesn't always go so well, but what about when you have a group of kids watch that thing for you? That's what the Fine Brothers did with their Kids React kids. Watch. Feel old.

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