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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

  1. In Defense of Reboots and Remakes, Those Red-Headed Stepchildren of Film

    Droppin' some knowledge.

    A friend told me a story the other day. He was discussing reboots with his wife, explaining how he doesn't like them on principle. Until his wife had the gall to point out: "Wait, honey... you love Battlestar Galactica."

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  2. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2, Performed By Pugs

    HEY MICHAEL BAY USE MORE PUPPIES

    The Pet Collective knows what we like (see: Kitten Grey from earlier today), so here to erase all memories of the heroes on a computer-generated half shell are a bunch of lolloping pug puppies performing the plot of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze. Spoiler alert: just when you think these pugs cannot get any cuter, an even smaller pug shows up on screen. These are the Russian nesting dolls of dogdom.

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  3. Things We Saw Today: Boy Cosplaying As Hiccup In Wheelchair Cosplaying As Toothless

    While onlookers cosplay as "impressed."

    The How to Train Your Dragon cosplay gauntlet has been thrown.

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  4. The Mary Sue Exclusive Clip – Turtle Power: The Definitive History of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

    Paramount Home Media Distribution has given us an exclusive look at Turtle Power: The Definitive History of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, out today on DVD, VOD, and Digital HD. They've got a nice mix of people speaking about their love for the franchise and characters.

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  5. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Defeats Guardians of the Galaxy at the Box Office, Wins Itself a Sequel

    Pictured: My reaction to TMNT getting a sequel.

    The Michael Bay-produced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot is getting a sequel. Oh God, no. Please no.

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  6. Review: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Falls Short for Fans

    Cowabungled, dudes!

    I'll start by saying I wanted to love this movie. I was on board. I do not fear the word "reboot" as so many others do, but Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles just missed the mark entirely. One thing it does have going for it though: Megan Fox is kind of a badass as April O'Neil.

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  7. The Mary Sue Exclusive: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Director and Producers Talk About the Power of April O’Neil

    Important Fact: April is a bad ass in this movie.

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comes out this weekend. We'll have a full review up tomorrow morning, but in the meantime, we also had the chance to sit down with director Jonathan Liebesman and producers Andrew Form and Brad Fuller to talk about the film and April O'Neil specifically. She's a major part of the new movie, and she's kind of a BAMF in it.

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  8. The Ninja Turtles 2 Honest Trailer Reminds Us Michael Bay Is Too Late to Ruin the Franchise

    Ninja weapons are dangerous. Much better to teach kids to fight with common objects and toys.

    Watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 as an adult is not recommended. The original movie is still pretty great, but the sequel does not hold up by any means. This condensed, way more honest version of the movie is probably the best way to experience it over 20 years later. If there's a silver lining here, it's that Michael Bay can't do anything to the franchise it hasn't already done to itself.

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  9. The Geekosystem Podcast Episode 41 “4-Month-Long Podcast to Mars”

    We pretend to simulate getting our ass to Mars.

    On this week's podcast we talk about Mike Massimino who just announced he's leaving NASA, the beauty of the first Ninja Turtles movie, the ugliness of Secret of the Ooze, San Diego Comic-Con, and more. All while still managing to give you your weekly dose of Editors' Picks. Enjoy!

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  10. So the Australian TMNT Poster Is Officially a PR Nightmare

    Cowabunga? *laughs nervously*

    The Australian poster for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles looks pretty dynamic—it's the four of them jumping out of an exploding building! It's sure to attract viewers for the film's release date on September... wait, that can't be right. Oh. Uh oh.

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