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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

  1. A Lot Of “Girl Power” Was Cut From Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Says Megan Fox

    This makes me want to throw some pizzas.

    As cool as the original April O'Neil was in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon, she tended to get kidnapped and rescued... kind of a lot. But people involved in the Michael Bay movie keep saying that their version of the plucky journalist is way cooler and more badass—just not as much of an action star as she could have been in the first cut, apparently.

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  2. Pizza Hut Created a Real 12-Foot-Tall Ninja Turtles Pizza Launcher

    Finally Pizza Hut pizza has reached it fully weaponized potential.

    Remember the Ninja Turtles Pizza Launcher toy? It hurled little plastic pizzas at your enemies. That's just a toy right? Certainly, no person would be insane enough to build a real life machine that tosses pizzas! It turns out that Pizza Hut is an entire company of people exactly that insane. They built one and they're showing it off at San Diego Comic-Con.

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  3. The Mary Sue’s 25 Must-See Panels At San Diego Comic-Con 2014

    Here's our staff recommendations for the must-see panels at Comic-Con 2014.

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  4. The New Ninja Turtles Soundtrack Has a Rap Track About the Turtles Because of Course It Does

    Sorry, Donny. Still no bossa nova.

    A Ninja Turtles movie wouldn't be complete without its own perfectly cheesy rap track about the green machine. Before you strain yourself with an appropriately large eye roll, go ahead and dig up the original movies' "Turtle Power" and "Ninja Rap" (which you totally don't have on your iPhone because you're a mature, grown adult) on YouTube, smile, and enjoy the glorious cheese-factor of this new addition. There's also a new TV spot after the jump if you're into that.

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  5. Mondo Is Doing Toys Now, and Holy Christ, Look at This Iron Giant Figure

    Suuupeerrrrmaaaaan. *ugly sobbing*

    Mondo, of truly excellent poster fame, is branching out into the toy market. And I really hope their toys sell out as quickly as their posters tend to, because otherwise my wallet's going to be taking a major hit.

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  6. Kids React to Old School Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Make Us Question Our Youth

    Thanks. Now I'll have that theme song stuck in my head for another 20 years.

    I think we all know that not everything from childhood holds up as well as we remember it. Going back and watching something you loved as a kid doesn't always go so well, but what about when you have a group of kids watch that thing for you? That's what the Fine Brothers did with their Kids React kids. Watch. Feel old.

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  7. This is the First Clip From Michael Bay’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

    BUT WHERE IS THE YELLOW JUMP SUIT?

    Some feelings may have been had in The Mary Sue offices over this first clip from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. But please, do share yours in the comments.

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  8. The Ninja Turtles Battle Their Namesakes in the Latest Epic Rap Battles of History

    I bet Vanilla Ice feels left out.

    The Ninja Turtles were named for Renaissance artists. We know who would win in a fight, and who would win in an art competition, but what about a rap battle?

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  9. New Ninja Turtles TV Spot Shows Baby/Adolescent Mutant Ninja Turtles, They Look Pretty OK

    Radical! Radical! Radical! Radical!

    The new TV spot for the upcoming Ninja Turtles nightmare movie shows what the turtles looked like growing up and gives us our best look at Splinter yet. I... kind of like the way they look as adolescents better than the teenage versions? Hit the jump for some character-specific motion poster action, too.

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  10. Funko Is Releasing A Bloody Hannibal Lecter Pop! Figure As An SDCC Exclusive

    Be still my tasty, beating heart

    The exclusives are coming! The exclusives are coming! We previously showed you the Ghostbusters figures Funko is releasing exclusively at San Diego Comic-Con, but they’re not done yet. Also in Things You're Going to Have to Beg That Friend Of Yours Going to SDCC To Get You (*eyedart at Jill*): This bloody Hannibal Lecter Pop! figure, and more!

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