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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

  1. Green-Lighted Ninja Turtles 2 Gets Green Director and Not-Green BEBOP AND FREAKING ROCKSTEADY

    Go green machine.

    Confession: I have not watched the Ninja Turtles reboot, because people I trust have led me to believe I won't like it. You know what would make it really hard not to finally watch it and its sequel? Bebop, Rocksteady, and a certain José Canseco enthusiast.

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  2. Things We Saw Today: A KRANG Halloween Costume

    KRANG!!

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  3. The Mary Sue Readers Rank the Summer Movies of 2014

    And the winner is...

    There were some good movies that came out this summer. Some bad ones. And a lot of in-between. But which were which? We asked you, our readers, to share your opinions. And now we have the results. 2014 summer movie season, you have been ranked. The TMS writers also share their views on the movies that came out, because we couldn't let you have all the fun.

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  4. Things We Saw Today: Concept Art Shows Missing Snouts Were Just The Tip Of Bay’s TMNT Iceberg

    These are straight-up Giger worthy.

    If this is what early concept art of the TMNT reboot's Turtles looked like, I shudder to think of the preliminary Shredder sketches out there.

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  5. In Defense of Reboots and Remakes, Those Red-Headed Stepchildren of Film

    Droppin' some knowledge.

    A friend told me a story the other day. He was discussing reboots with his wife, explaining how he doesn't like them on principle. Until his wife had the gall to point out: "Wait, honey... you love Battlestar Galactica."

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  6. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2, Performed By Pugs

    HEY MICHAEL BAY USE MORE PUPPIES

    The Pet Collective knows what we like (see: Kitten Grey from earlier today), so here to erase all memories of the heroes on a computer-generated half shell are a bunch of lolloping pug puppies performing the plot of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze. Spoiler alert: just when you think these pugs cannot get any cuter, an even smaller pug shows up on screen. These are the Russian nesting dolls of dogdom.

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  7. Things We Saw Today: Boy Cosplaying As Hiccup In Wheelchair Cosplaying As Toothless

    While onlookers cosplay as "impressed."

    The How to Train Your Dragon cosplay gauntlet has been thrown.

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  8. The Mary Sue Exclusive Clip – Turtle Power: The Definitive History of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

    Paramount Home Media Distribution has given us an exclusive look at Turtle Power: The Definitive History of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, out today on DVD, VOD, and Digital HD. They've got a nice mix of people speaking about their love for the franchise and characters.

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  9. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Defeats Guardians of the Galaxy at the Box Office, Wins Itself a Sequel

    Pictured: My reaction to TMNT getting a sequel.

    The Michael Bay-produced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot is getting a sequel. Oh God, no. Please no.

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  10. Review: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Falls Short for Fans

    Cowabungled, dudes!

    I'll start by saying I wanted to love this movie. I was on board. I do not fear the word "reboot" as so many others do, but Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles just missed the mark entirely. One thing it does have going for it though: Megan Fox is kind of a badass as April O'Neil.

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