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  1. Things We Saw Today: Dad Smashes All Of The Taunts In Super Smash Bros.

    Show me your moves!

    Watching this video reminds you just how many Super Smash Bros. taunt animations involve spinning around and flailing your arms. The best thing about this is that he's totally a good sport and having fun with it!

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  2. Smash Bros. Community Boots Harassing Host of Their Largest Tournament

    Over the past day or so, the Smash Bros. community has come together in a big way to denounce years of harassment by the host of the largest Smash Bros. tournament around: Apex. With Apex 2015 rapidly approaching the last weekend of January, Jonathan "Alex Strife" Lugo has been forced to step down from his position at the tournament in a huge win for safety in the fighting game community.

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  3. Whiny Baby Gamer Bro Is So Mad About Nintendo’s Female Characters He’s Hate-Buying All of Their Amiibo

    He wishes there were only amiibro, amirite?

    Before we start, I should let you know: Rosalina (gold palette) is my favorite character to play in Super Smash Bros. Wii U. That's why I was incredibly surprised to hear that, apparently, whiny man babies on the internet absolutely can't stand her inclusion in the Mario franchise—up to the point where they'll spend real money to deny her fans' happiness.

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  4. But What If Smash Bros. Really Were The Hunger Games of Nintendo, Though?

    The Hunger Games: Meleejay.

    Good luck L-canceling an arrow to the face.

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  5. Peach’s Ballgown Continues To Invokes Eldritch Horrors Via This Defective Amiibo

    Oh god it's EATEN HER LEGS

    Those who've been following news of the latest Smash Bros for 3DS and Wii U are no doubt quite familiar with the abomination that lurks just between Princess Peach's legs. That's not innuendo, by the way—there's quite literally a black void of nothingness in place of a panty shot when Peach goes flying. Now, it appears that nothingness cannot be contained.

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  6. The Mary Sue’s Holiday Gift Guide, Part 3: Games & Tech!

    No matter what one-liners may have you believe, playtime is never over. So, we've got a great selection of games and electronics gift ideas for Part 3 of this year's holiday gift guide!

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  7. Kitten Tries to Play Smash Bros. on Wii U, Wins at Being Adorable

    Its final smash is just being paralyzingly cute.

    Seriously. Just watch this kitten play Wii U's fastest-selling game. It's the day before Thanksgiving weekend. You're not doing anything else anyway.

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  8. Watch People Hilariously Misidentify the Cast of Smash Bros., Wii U’s New Fastest-Selling Game Ever

    You know what? No one correct the Rosalina one. That's probably helping.

    Serious Nintendophiles and Smash fans—as if those two are ever separate things—prepare to facepalm as a bunch of people still call some of the most popular video game characters of all time by the wrong names! It's OK, though; Smash Bros. for Wii U is now the Wii U's fastest-selling game in the United States!

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  9. A 10-Year-Old Tearing It Up at a Smash Bros. Wii U Event Is Excellent Marketing

    No matter what the Internet says about it.

    We're infinitely bummed out that this video of 10-year-old Karissa wrecking at Smash Bros. is just footage of a marketing stunt, but that doesn't mean it's not great. Without contrary evidence, I probably would've believed it after she almost won the first match, although mostly because Sheik is such a hot pile of bullcrap in this game that it wouldn't surprise me to see an infant win with her.

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  10. Teenagers Are Confused by the N64 Smash Bros., Would’ve Been Eaten Alive in 1999

    Don't get hit.

    18 years later, I am reliving the joy of watching everyone pick up the N64 controller wrong the first time.

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  11. Dorkly Shows Nintendo’s Smash Bros. Fighters That There’s a Better Way

    Except for you, Luigi. Take your death stare elsewhere.

    What makes Mario think it's OK to just punch his friends in the face? In fact, everything he does somehow needs to be violent, so let's revisit Smash Bros. with Dorkly and see if Nintendo's mascots can find a better way for them to have a smashing good time. (Sorry. Couldn't resist.)

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  12. The Smash Bros. for 3DS eShop Demo Is Now Available to Everyone

    What are you waiting for? Go download it on the eShop!

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  13. Reggie Fils-Aime Demands Poutine In Nintendo’s Announcement For #SuperSmashClub Canada

    That Canadian mug better contain a double-double, eh?

    Maple syrup! Olympic mittens! A hockey player! Poutine! Nintendo spared no Canadian cliché in the making of their announcement video on EPN for the new Super Smash Club Canada. All they were missing was a box of Timbits and a two-four.

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  14. Underneath Princess Peach’s Ballgown Is a Black Void Of Nothingness, Plus Legs

    I have no underwear and I must scream.

    Good news for those of us who get annoyed by weird out-of-place sexualization of characters in video games—when Princess Peach is flipped over in Super Smash Bros for the 3DS, you don't see her butt the same way you used to in previous games like Brawl. The bad news? If you stare long enough, you might see the fabric of reality unwinding on itself instead. Maybe I'll take a butt instead, thanks.

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  15. Things We Saw Today: Doctor Who Donuts, Complete With Punnery

    I'm not sure I can forgive "lime lord."

    Bravo to the Donut Whole in Wichita, Kansas, for creating a donut case we would absolutely clean out.

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  16. Nintendo Announces Free Smash Bros for 3DS eShop Demo Release Date! [Updated]

    Make sure your body is ready.

    Japanese players got an eShop Demo of Smash Bros. for 3DS just a few days before the game's release there, but Nintendo of America has just announced that North America will be getting a demo two full weeks before we get the game!

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  17. Twitch Users Streaming Full Copies of Smash Bros. for 3DS, Unlocking New Characters

    Spoiler alert!

    Smash Bros. for 3DS releases in Japan in just over 24 hours, so it was inevitable that spoilers would be coming. If you'd prefer to wait, Nintendo will be streaming tomorrow with their own official details, but you can watch players unlock the remaining characters on Twitch right now if you just have to know.

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  18. Don’t Miss a Single PAX Prime Gaming Convention Live Stream This Weekend

    It's dangerous to stream alone. Take this.

    The PAX Prime gaming convention runs from today, August 29, 2014 to September 1, 2014 in Seattle, Washington. But you can still get in on all the fun thanks to a whole bunch of streams on Twitch. We've collected some of the biggest ones and their stream schedules for you here to simplify your life.

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  19. Nintendo Announces New 3DS, Confirms Leaked Smash Bros. Character in Nintendo Direct [UPDATED: Character Spoiler Spotted in Video]

    Looks like we don't have a choice!

    Last night, Nintendo held a Japan-only Nintendo direct, where they announced several things including new 3DS models which have a second circle pad built in among several new features and a brand new Smash Bros. character. The new models will reportedly even have a faster processor and exclusive games which the current 3DS won't be able to play.

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  20. Smash Bros. for 3DS Video Leaks Confirm New, Fan Favorite Characters [Updated]

    Spoilers, sweetie.

    Want to know who's going to be in the new Smash Bros. games? Of course you do! But if you want to know right now instead of waiting on Miiverse posts, you're finally in luck. Spoilers ahead, obviously. Read on at your own risk.

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