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Super Smash Bros.

  1. Kitten Tries to Play Smash Bros. on Wii U, Wins at Being Adorable

    Its final smash is just being paralyzingly cute.

    Seriously. Just watch this kitten play Wii U's fastest-selling game. It's the day before Thanksgiving weekend. You're not doing anything else anyway.

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  2. Watch People Hilariously Misidentify the Cast of Smash Bros., Wii U’s New Fastest-Selling Game Ever

    You know what? No one correct the Rosalina one. That's probably helping.

    Serious Nintendophiles and Smash fans—as if those two are ever separate things—prepare to facepalm as a bunch of people still call some of the most popular video game characters of all time by the wrong names! It's OK, though; Smash Bros. for Wii U is now the Wii U's fastest-selling game in the United States!

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  3. A 10-Year-Old Tearing It Up at a Smash Bros. Wii U Event Is Excellent Marketing

    No matter what the Internet says about it.

    We're infinitely bummed out that this video of 10-year-old Karissa wrecking at Smash Bros. is just footage of a marketing stunt, but that doesn't mean it's not great. Without contrary evidence, I probably would've believed it after she almost won the first match, although mostly because Sheik is such a hot pile of bullcrap in this game that it wouldn't surprise me to see an infant win with her.

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  4. Teenagers Are Confused by the N64 Smash Bros., Would’ve Been Eaten Alive in 1999

    Don't get hit.

    18 years later, I am reliving the joy of watching everyone pick up the N64 controller wrong the first time.

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  5. Dorkly Shows Nintendo’s Smash Bros. Fighters That There’s a Better Way

    Except for you, Luigi. Take your death stare elsewhere.

    What makes Mario think it's OK to just punch his friends in the face? In fact, everything he does somehow needs to be violent, so let's revisit Smash Bros. with Dorkly and see if Nintendo's mascots can find a better way for them to have a smashing good time. (Sorry. Couldn't resist.)

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  6. The Smash Bros. for 3DS eShop Demo Is Now Available to Everyone

    What are you waiting for? Go download it on the eShop!

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  7. Reggie Fils-Aime Demands Poutine In Nintendo’s Announcement For #SuperSmashClub Canada

    That Canadian mug better contain a double-double, eh?

    Maple syrup! Olympic mittens! A hockey player! Poutine! Nintendo spared no Canadian cliché in the making of their announcement video on EPN for the new Super Smash Club Canada. All they were missing was a box of Timbits and a two-four.

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  8. Underneath Princess Peach’s Ballgown Is a Black Void Of Nothingness, Plus Legs

    I have no underwear and I must scream.

    Good news for those of us who get annoyed by weird out-of-place sexualization of characters in video games—when Princess Peach is flipped over in Super Smash Bros for the 3DS, you don't see her butt the same way you used to in previous games like Brawl. The bad news? If you stare long enough, you might see the fabric of reality unwinding on itself instead. Maybe I'll take a butt instead, thanks.

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  9. Things We Saw Today: Doctor Who Donuts, Complete With Punnery

    I'm not sure I can forgive "lime lord."

    Bravo to the Donut Whole in Wichita, Kansas, for creating a donut case we would absolutely clean out.

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  10. Nintendo Announces Free Smash Bros for 3DS eShop Demo Release Date! [Updated]

    Make sure your body is ready.

    Japanese players got an eShop Demo of Smash Bros. for 3DS just a few days before the game's release there, but Nintendo of America has just announced that North America will be getting a demo two full weeks before we get the game!

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