Pigs are flying somewhere.
Well, the impossible is now possible: Nintendo of America has finally rereleased EarthBound. It's been a whopping 18 years since the beloved RPG was released on the Super Nintendo, and it's back to download legally off of Wii U's Virtual Console RIGHT NOW. This is great for older fans who want to relive the classic and a new generation that wants to experience it. Hopefully they won't need to write any "y cant earthbound crawl" messages.