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  1. Preview 13 Minutes of Gameplay From South Park: The Stick of Truth

    I can't wait to be New Kid.

    It's been delayed, but March 4th is quickly approaching and it looks like South Park: The Stick of Truth is actually coming out for real this time you guys. The developers have said they want the game to feel like watching an episode of South Park, and from this footage that's exactly what it looks like.

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  2. Oh My God! They Delayed South Park: The Stick of Truth, Watch New Gameplay Trailer Anyway

    You bastards.

    We got an early look at South Park: The Stick of Truth at this year's New York Comic Con and we were looking forward to its December release, but that's no longer happening. The game's been delayed until 2014, but it's not all bad news. The new seven-minute "Giggling Donkey" gameplay trailer is pretty great.

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  3. South Park Just Missed Their Deadline For The First Time Ever

    On whose authorituh was this allowed to happen?

    Anyone who's seen the documentary Six Days to Air can tell you that South Park's development schedule is notoriously tight; they often deliver episodes at the very last minute to keep them as current as possible. After 17 seasons it finally backfired on them for the first time, and last night's planned episode had to be postponed.

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  4. There’s Nothing Funny About Voter Fraud, Except Maybe This Reddit Thread

    When a video purporting to be of  a malfunctioning voting machine in Pennsylvania showed up earlier today, a pair of web-savvy CNN reporters were hot on the case, looking for assistance from the Reddit community in confirming the veracity of the video. That is some well-intentioned, shoe leather journalism...that went about exactly as well as you might expect. It probably didn't help that the two reporters in question go by the handles CNNkyle and CNN_eric, a fact that opened the door to a lot of South Park jokes, and that's just for starters.

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  5. Good Television That Is Being Threatened From the Inside

    Every year, there are a dozen or so shows on television that are cancelled or never make it to the point where they are even given the green light to begin. It’s more often that pilots are picked up and dumped after a few episodes than just about anything else. It is just the nature of the game. Less frequently, an already established show teeters on the edge for one reason or another. Something has gone wrong and the show nears the brink for a combination of reasons, but typically with one main driving force behind them. It is unusual for more than a handful of shows to be so close to the abyss. Now, that’s not to say that all of these shows will be cancelled, but merely that there are a number of factors in play that could significantly threaten them. We at Geekosystem present, a list of good television shows that are threatened by their own decisions.

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  6. Book of Mormon to Get a Movie Adaptation… Eventually

    old gods do new jobs

    Good news for everybody out there who loves musical work of Matt Parker and Trey Stone and have already watched the South Park movie like a billion times. Also those who know they'll probably never get to see Book of Mormon, because even if they lived within reasonable distance of New York City, the show is sold out until doomsday and the national tour is a year away and will be just as difficult to get tickets for. Also, everybody who grabbed the Book of Mormon soundtrack as quickly as possible, knowing the above fact. They're going to make a Book of Mormon movie.

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  7. Things We Saw Today: A Victory for Fanfiction

    Things We Saw Today

    So, we're like a month late on this one, but apparently as far as the actor and director were concerned, Remus Lupin was totally gay in Prisoner of Azkaban, just like in all the good Harry Potter fanfiction I've ever read?

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  8. Shakespeare Might Have Made Fart Jokes


    A blogger running a site called Shakesyear, where he blogs about reading every single work of Shakespeare and the book he's writing about it, seems to have come across a possible turn towards toilet humor. While the Bard was not shy about making sexual humor, was there evidence that he resorted to a fart joke? He might have -- in Hamlet. Yes, "the" Hamlet:

    POLONIUS: The actors are come hither, my lord. HAMLET: Buzz, buzz. POLONIUS: Upon mine honour -- HAMLET: Then came each actor on his ass. Hamlet, Act II, Scene ii, lines 388–391
    Is "Buzz, buzz" an Elizabethan raspberry sound? Immediately preceding a line about someone's "ass"? Let's explore this, shall we?

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  9. Things We Saw Today: New Steampunk Star Wars Figures

    Things We Saw Today

    Here are just the latest interpretations of what the Star Wars cast would look like if they were battling the Sith in 1945. Although, Star Wars already takes place a "long time ago," but I guess in that "galaxy far, far away," things were more advanced than they were on Earth. (At Bit Rebels)

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  10. South Park Does Inception

    We called it: Though it's a few months after Inceptionmania swept the Internet and our personal lives, the Inception TV plot is now a thing, as we saw on last night's episode of South Park. Come for the South Park-style Cobb, Arthur, Yusuf, et al.: Stay for the randomly beatboxed Hans Zimmer Inception theme.

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