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  1. Sailor Scout Socks Are Here, Your Feet Are About To Get Magical

    Now my feet look so boring.

    Shoes? Who needs 'em!

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  2. Unicorns Farting Rainbows: Now on Socks

    i'll just leave this here

    So it's Thursday, and it's not Friday, and we all know that feeling, so here's some socks you can buy with unicorns on them. So adorable! There's literally nothing subversive about their appearance! I'll just move on to another post now before I inspect this one any further. Previously in Unicorns

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  3. Sorry, Scamp, Socks the Moonwalking Shetland Pony is Not Your Moonwalking Shetland Father

    We all want a dancing pony to be our dad. I'm human and I want a dancing pony to be my dad, and my dad's great. He's just not a pony.

    The picture above shows Socks, the Internet famous Shetland pony known for his sweet dance moves like moonwalking. He's in the middle of a paternity battle at the moment with a claim that he sired little Scamp. It turns out Socks isn't Scamp's father, but this all-pony Jerry Springer episode doesn't end there. Further testing found out who the father was, and Socks is reportedly not happy about it -- even though he's a pony.

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  4. Ambitious Kitten Swallows Mouse Whole, Nearly Chokes to Death on Tail

    Sometimes we bite off more than we can chew, and other times we don't bite at all and just try to swallow an entire mouse. Everyone's tried to swallow a whole mouse before, right? No? Well, Socks sure has. He's an 8-week-old kitten who is adorable because he is a kitten, but he is also a remorseless killing machine. Socks, despite the fact that his teeny tiny wittle kitten mouth wasn't yet big enough, swallowed an entire mouse, but the tail became lodged in his throat. I can has Heimlich?

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  5. Things We Saw Today: Mondo’s Brave Poster

    Things We Saw Today

    Mondo, you strain our wallets and our wall space. This one is by Mouse Guard creator David Petersen!

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  6. I Knit Socks, Too: World of Warcraft Playing Politician Responds to Detractors

    +2 Cha -2 Str

    Instead of talking about what they’re doing for Maine people, they’re making fun of me for playing video games... In the last ten months, I've spent no more than forty five minutes playing WoW. I also knit socks—and that too has taken a back seat to my work and my campaign. - State senate candidate Colleen Lachowicz. Lachowicz, running for a Maine senate seat, is under fire from opponents for having a video game hobby, and talking it in the way that any player would. To see more about how she's responding to the campaign, which has included a door to door mailing and a website that implies she is unable to distinguish game life from reality, see The Daily Dot. Previously in World of Warcraft and Socks

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