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  1. Nick Douglas Summarizes Every Internet Argument in This One Video

    There's not as much yelling in this video as one might expect.

    Have you ever been in an argument on the Internet? Of course you have. That's like 50% of what the Internet is made of. (The other half is cats.) Slacktory's Nick Douglas did a great job of portraying every type of Internet arguer in this one video.

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  2. Actually This Video About Always Being Right Is Making Us Feel Feelings

    This hits a little close to home for most of Geekosystem.

    Some of us have a pathological need to be right and to let others know how right we are. This video by Slacktory editor Nick Douglas shows just how lonely that can truly be. You'll either think it's funny or it will make you question how you live your life. Though, Nick does make one mistake in the video...

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  3. The Creator of Flappy Bird Explains Why He Deleted The App in This Totally Real, Not-at-All Fake Video

    Parody? What's that?

    Yup, this is 100% a true statement from Dong Nguyen, for sure. It's certainly not a parody video done by Nick Douglas of Slacktory fame. Nope. Just a white dude with a Vietnamese name, talking about a game that he definitely created. Nothing else to see here. Take everything we say at face value for the rest of your lives.

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  4. The Star Trek: Derp Edition Trailer Is The Final Frontier In Hilarity

    Captain's Log, Stardate 2258.42: I peed a little, watching this video.

    We once told you that the Star Wars: Derp Edition trailer was the best-ever use of bloopers. Then, we were pretty sure that award actually went to The Avengers: Derp Edition. But the folks at Slacktory have returned to prove us wrong, yet again, with this herp-derptastic edit of Star Trek (2009). No, it's not just Star Trek Into Darkness.

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  5. Haters Gonna Hate Christmas in This New Supercut by Slacktory

    A bah humbug to all, and to all a reminder that suicide rates spike around the holidays!

    Christmas season is in full swing, and not everyone is happy about it. Least of all, the Christmas-hating Scrooges that Slacktory editor Alex Moschina pulled together for this holiday-bashing Supercut. Of course, there's the O.G. Scrooge himself in several permutations, but some of the Christmas curmudgeons may surprise you.

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  6. Siri Tries Her Hand At Dungeon Mastering Again in A Game Of Dungeons and Dragons [Video]

    You don't get to say if they chuckle.

    It's been a couple of months since Nick Douglas introduced Siri to the world of Dungeons &Dragons, and since then she's gotten a lot better at understanding the whole "fictional power fantasy" thing that makes D&D so great. Too bad this time around, Nick isn't taking the game very seriously. Well, too bad for Siri. For us, it's great.

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  7. Let’s Split Up and Check Out the Latest Horror Movie Supercut from Slacktory [Video]

    Nothing bad could possibly happen, right?

    People in horror movies make terrible decisions. Case in point: somebody always suggests that the big group of people break up into smaller, more easily murderable groups of people, and nobody thinks this is a bad idea. In other news, "check it out" and "split up" don't sound like a phrases anymore.

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  8. Check Out This Supercut of Cats Terrifying The Heck Out Of People in Scary Movies [Video]

    Now try to imagine the same amount of terror being provoked by a dog. Tricky, huh?

    It happens in basically every horror movie: somebody's walking down a long dark hallway or spooky area early into the film, a cat runs by, and everyone loses their minds for a second. Someday it's going to be the cat that's secretly killing everybody and we're all going to feel real silly -- at least, that's what Slacktory thinks.

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  9. Watch This Supercut Of People Who Almost Kiss In Movies [Video]

    In the words of the immortal Kathy Geiss from 30 Rock: "KISS, KISS, KISS!"

    You know what's an even more pervasive trope than the end-of-the-movie couple kiss? The mid-movie interrupted-kiss. Alex Moschina knows about this tension-inducing trope all too well, since he's the guy who constructed a four minute supercut for Slacktory with nothing but almost kisses. God, somebody just make out with somebody else already!

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  10. Weird Al’s “Albuquerque” Gets a Breaking Bad Music Video

    Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm meth!

    I'm sure we all remember when we were eleven years old and first discovered Weird Al's magnum opus, "Albuquerque." The novelty might have worn off just a little in the past 15 years, but Slacktory managed to make the song new again by mashing it up with AMC's Breaking Bad. Trust us, it works surprisingly well, bitch.

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