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  1. Katy Perry Makes Little Girl’s Dream Come True, The Super Bowl Sharks Out Themselves

    The internet was busy doing three things during the Super Bowl halftime show yesterday. One was comparing Katy Perry's flame outfit to literally every other character who ever wore flames. The next was talking about how ADORABLE those freaking sharks were. And the third was asking who Missy Elliot was. Let's talk about this, shall we?

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  2. An “Elusive,” Goofy-Lookin’ Megamouth Shark Was Found On A Philippines Beach

    Babadook shark!

    So imagine you're just walking along the beach one day, maybe picking up seashells and just taking in the majesty of the universe, when you come across this thing.

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  3. Discovery Says to Hell With Moderation, Changes Shark Week to “Summer of the Shark”

    My shark week seems to go on forever too, Discovery. I feel ya.

    Much of the country may still be bowed under winter's relentless tyranny, but it's never too early to make plans for summer--especially if you're in need of a public relations boost after failing to stuff a live man down an anaconda's gullet.

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  4. Things We Saw Today: A Very Rare Photo Of An Oceanic Shark Giving Birth

    Sharkbaby!

    Dr. Simon Oliver and A. E. Bicskos Kaszo captured what's thought to be the first or one of the first photos of an oceanic shark giving birth.

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  5. The Navy’s Newest Drone Is A Literal Robot Shark; SharkNATO Is Imminent

    Jawsome or not jawsome?

    Oh, it's not a "shark robot," you say? It's called the "GhostSwimmer?" Well, consider me reassured.

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  6. Don’t Worry About Great White Sharks, Jurassic World’s Director Talks Feeding Time & Raptor Gangs

    Hang in there.

    NOM NOM NOM.

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  7. Things We Saw Today: Quick! To the Batmobile (Slippers)!

    There's no time to sleep, Robin!

    I've got to get me one of those.

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  8. Things We Saw Today: Official, Movie-Accurate Potted Groot Statue

    All I want... all I need!

    The world is still waiting for a realistic, official, dancing Groot toy.

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  9. Google Is Trying to Stop Sharks From Eating the Internet

    Repeat after me: "The Internet is friends—NOT food."

    Undersea fiber optic lines keep the Internet humming along at a steady pace, but that humming has apparently been attracting sharks. Now, Google has to go back and reinforce some if its more than 100,000 miles of fiber optic cables so that sharks don't eat the Internet.

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  10. Discovery Is Misleading Scientists To Be Interviewed for Shark Week Pseudoscience

    Reminder: Real sharks are incredibly interesting.

    Last year Discovery got on the Internet's bad side by presenting a fictional story about a fictional search for a fictional megalodon, but it turns out they like it there. They're continuing their shady pseudoscience practices and io9 is reporting that they're misleading scientists to get interviews for their fake Shark Week documentaries.

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