The internet was busy doing three things during the Super Bowl halftime show yesterday. One was comparing Katy Perry's flame outfit to literally every other character who ever wore flames. The next was talking about how ADORABLE those freaking sharks were. And the third was asking who Missy Elliot was. Let's talk about this, shall we?Read More
So imagine you're just walking along the beach one day, maybe picking up seashells and just taking in the majesty of the universe, when you come across this thing.Read More
My shark week seems to go on forever too, Discovery. I feel ya.
Much of the country may still be bowed under winter's relentless tyranny, but it's never too early to make plans for summer--especially if you're in need of a public relations boost after failing to stuff a live man down an anaconda's gullet.Read More
Dr. Simon Oliver and A. E. Bicskos Kaszo captured what's thought to be the first or one of the first photos of an oceanic shark giving birth.Read More
Jawsome or not jawsome?
Oh, it's not a "shark robot," you say? It's called the "GhostSwimmer?" Well, consider me reassured.Read More
Hang in there.
NOM NOM NOM.Read More
There's no time to sleep, Robin!
I've got to get me one of those.Read More
All I want... all I need!
The world is still waiting for a realistic, official, dancing Groot toy.Read More
Repeat after me: "The Internet is friends—NOT food."
Undersea fiber optic lines keep the Internet humming along at a steady pace, but that humming has apparently been attracting sharks. Now, Google has to go back and reinforce some if its more than 100,000 miles of fiber optic cables so that sharks don't eat the Internet.Read More
Reminder: Real sharks are incredibly interesting.
Last year Discovery got on the Internet's bad side by presenting a fictional story about a fictional search for a fictional megalodon, but it turns out they like it there. They're continuing their shady pseudoscience practices and io9 is reporting that they're misleading scientists to get interviews for their fake Shark Week documentaries.Read More