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  1. Welcome to Our New Geek Sex Column: Self-Insert

    Go, little guy, go!

    Don't judge me too much here, but I've never seen Revenge of the Nerds. It's not out of protest -- I just never have. What I have done, however, is osmosed culturally the dichotomy presented by the film's main character: All jocks ever think about is sports, but all nerds ever think about is sex.

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  2. The Mary Sue Interviews Artists of Smut Peddler 2014

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    "It's about an alien who crash lands on Earth and a lonely mechanic from an all boys college who helps him fix his ship," says Jess Fink of "How You Gonna Keep Em Down on the Farm," her submission to adult co

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  3. Horny Frogs Stop at Nothing to Get It On, Use Storm Drains to Make Booty Calls

    Frogs are always in the gutter and they like it there.

    The relentless march of urban sprawl has ruined a lot of things, but not frog sex! A recent study reveals that tree frogs are using man-made structures to become more irresistible to potential mates than ever before...so, hey, if humanity destroys everything else, at least we'll have an unprecedented number of frogs!

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  4. Plant Sex Mysteries Finally Revealed. Thanks, Science!

    It's harder than it ought to be to find a photo of a plant penis.

    Finally! Scientists at the University of Leicester have cracked one of life's great mysteries—how do plants have sex? What's the secret? Well, when two plants love each other very much...

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  5. Bushcrickets Have Some Of The Kinkiest Sex In The Insect Kingdom

    So you can bust that line out at the next party you hit up.

    Are you finding your sex life lacking? Need to spice it up in the bedroom? Then look no further for inspiration than the bushcricket, whose sex life is so weird and so freaky that it puts most NC-17 fanfic to shame.

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  6. Survey Says 17% of British Humans Are Totally D.T.F. With Robots

    Or maybe they're just super into Daft Punk?

    A recent survey was conducted to measure human opinions on robots in society, and one of those opinions was that 17% of those surveyed said they would have sex with a robot, and they might have to -- 15% of respondents also said that the Internet is killing their human-on-human sex lives. Thanks a lot, Internet.

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  7. Survey Says Left Handed People Claim To Be Ridiculously More Satisfied In Bed Than Right Handed People

    Give each other high fives, guys. But wash your hands first.

    A new survey says that left-handed people have bested their dexterity disadvantage in at least one area: the bedroom. Lefties are reportedly 71% more sexually satisfied than the average right-handed lover. Cue the stereotypical "Awoooogah!" noise.

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  8. Las Vegas Has Its Own Sex Plane Service, and You Can Get Married on It, Because Vegas

    All told, I'd be more surprised if this didn't exist.

    You know, the modern world can be really distracting, and it's tough to get away and have some peace and quiet. Now, you and your partner/significant other/lover (no judgment) can get away from it all by joining the mile high club all alone in your own sex plane... aside from that guy who's piloting your flying sex box.

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  9. Insane “Do It for Denmark” Commercial Offers Ovulation Discount to Travelers

    There's a "canal sex" joke in here somewhere.

    Apparently, Denmark is facing an all-time low of little boys (and girls). In response, travel company Spies Rejser has created a pragmatic/totally bonkers ad urging Danish citizens to "do it" for their country, i.e. take advantage of an ovulation travel discount, have 46% more sex, and visit the site of their own conception.

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  10. Kill Time In The SDCC Waiting Room By Watching Two Tortoises Bang [VIDEO]

    Why can't I stop laughing at the noises?

    We know you're probably stuck in the San Diego Comic-Con badge registration waiting room with the rest of us. Sure, you could do something productive with your time, but that sounds awful. Instead, why not watch (and listen, the noises are gold) to this NSFW-ish video of two tortoises having sex?

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