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  1. Female Florida Manatee Rescued From Sexhaustion After Six-Hour Mating Session

    I'll have what she's having.

    While I don't like the connotations that the phrase "walk of shame" has (shouldn't it be march of fist-pumping triumph instead?), a female manatee now has the walk of shame story to put all others to, well, shame after an extreme sex-hangover left her stranded on a beach in Florida last week. We get it, Ms.Manatee, you're hot shit, okay?

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  2. J.K. Rowling Addresses Fan Questions About Voldemort’s Virginity. Because That Is A Question Someone Had.

    Well, it's hard when you live on the back of someone's head.

    One fan dared to ask J.K. Rowling herself if He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named ever got his parsel tongued, and Rowling answered in typical classy fashion.

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  3. Chemistry Makes Sex Better, and This Video Explains How

    It's business chemistry time.

    Chemistry has made life in these modern times a lot better, and that includes sex lives in these modern times. The latest video from The American Chemical Society series Reactions breaks down four ways in which chemistry has made its way between the sheets.

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  4. Welcome to Our New Geek Sex Column: Self-Insert

    Go, little guy, go!

    Don't judge me too much here, but I've never seen Revenge of the Nerds. It's not out of protest -- I just never have. What I have done, however, is osmosed culturally the dichotomy presented by the film's main character: All jocks ever think about is sports, but all nerds ever think about is sex.

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  5. The Mary Sue Interviews Artists of Smut Peddler 2014

    Interview

    "It's about an alien who crash lands on Earth and a lonely mechanic from an all boys college who helps him fix his ship," says Jess Fink of "How You Gonna Keep Em Down on the Farm," her submission to adult co

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  6. Horny Frogs Stop at Nothing to Get It On, Use Storm Drains to Make Booty Calls

    Frogs are always in the gutter and they like it there.

    The relentless march of urban sprawl has ruined a lot of things, but not frog sex! A recent study reveals that tree frogs are using man-made structures to become more irresistible to potential mates than ever before...so, hey, if humanity destroys everything else, at least we'll have an unprecedented number of frogs!

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  7. Plant Sex Mysteries Finally Revealed. Thanks, Science!

    It's harder than it ought to be to find a photo of a plant penis.

    Finally! Scientists at the University of Leicester have cracked one of life's great mysteries—how do plants have sex? What's the secret? Well, when two plants love each other very much...

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  8. Bushcrickets Have Some Of The Kinkiest Sex In The Insect Kingdom

    So you can bust that line out at the next party you hit up.

    Are you finding your sex life lacking? Need to spice it up in the bedroom? Then look no further for inspiration than the bushcricket, whose sex life is so weird and so freaky that it puts most NC-17 fanfic to shame.

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  9. Survey Says 17% of British Humans Are Totally D.T.F. With Robots

    Or maybe they're just super into Daft Punk?

    A recent survey was conducted to measure human opinions on robots in society, and one of those opinions was that 17% of those surveyed said they would have sex with a robot, and they might have to -- 15% of respondents also said that the Internet is killing their human-on-human sex lives. Thanks a lot, Internet.

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  10. Survey Says Left Handed People Claim To Be Ridiculously More Satisfied In Bed Than Right Handed People

    Give each other high fives, guys. But wash your hands first.

    A new survey says that left-handed people have bested their dexterity disadvantage in at least one area: the bedroom. Lefties are reportedly 71% more sexually satisfied than the average right-handed lover. Cue the stereotypical "Awoooogah!" noise.

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