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  1. Plant Sex Mysteries Finally Revealed. Thanks, Science!

    It's harder than it ought to be to find a photo of a plant penis.

    Finally! Scientists at the University of Leicester have cracked one of life's great mysteries—how do plants have sex? What's the secret? Well, when two plants love each other very much...

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  2. Bushcrickets Have Some Of The Kinkiest Sex In The Insect Kingdom

    So you can bust that line out at the next party you hit up.

    Are you finding your sex life lacking? Need to spice it up in the bedroom? Then look no further for inspiration than the bushcricket, whose sex life is so weird and so freaky that it puts most NC-17 fanfic to shame.

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  3. Survey Says 17% of British Humans Are Totally D.T.F. With Robots

    Or maybe they're just super into Daft Punk?

    A recent survey was conducted to measure human opinions on robots in society, and one of those opinions was that 17% of those surveyed said they would have sex with a robot, and they might have to -- 15% of respondents also said that the Internet is killing their human-on-human sex lives. Thanks a lot, Internet.

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  4. Survey Says Left Handed People Claim To Be Ridiculously More Satisfied In Bed Than Right Handed People

    Give each other high fives, guys. But wash your hands first.

    A new survey says that left-handed people have bested their dexterity disadvantage in at least one area: the bedroom. Lefties are reportedly 71% more sexually satisfied than the average right-handed lover. Cue the stereotypical "Awoooogah!" noise.

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  5. Las Vegas Has Its Own Sex Plane Service, and You Can Get Married on It, Because Vegas

    All told, I'd be more surprised if this didn't exist.

    You know, the modern world can be really distracting, and it's tough to get away and have some peace and quiet. Now, you and your partner/significant other/lover (no judgment) can get away from it all by joining the mile high club all alone in your own sex plane... aside from that guy who's piloting your flying sex box.

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  6. Insane “Do It for Denmark” Commercial Offers Ovulation Discount to Travelers

    There's a "canal sex" joke in here somewhere.

    Apparently, Denmark is facing an all-time low of little boys (and girls). In response, travel company Spies Rejser has created a pragmatic/totally bonkers ad urging Danish citizens to "do it" for their country, i.e. take advantage of an ovulation travel discount, have 46% more sex, and visit the site of their own conception.

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  7. Kill Time In The SDCC Waiting Room By Watching Two Tortoises Bang [VIDEO]

    Why can't I stop laughing at the noises?

    We know you're probably stuck in the San Diego Comic-Con badge registration waiting room with the rest of us. Sure, you could do something productive with your time, but that sounds awful. Instead, why not watch (and listen, the noises are gold) to this NSFW-ish video of two tortoises having sex?

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  8. Safe Sex Promo Is Filled With Geek References, Condoms [VIDEO]

    i'll just leave this here

    Some nerdy folks working at the Centre for HIV and Sexual Health. Are you following The Mary Sue on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, & Google +?

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  9. Never Lose A Sex Toy Again With This “Pleasure Products Organizer” Kickstarter

    Unless you leave the box open, of course. Then you're on your own.

    Remember when Jennifer Lawrence told everyone about how the maid at her hotel discovered her (TOTALLY bougbt as a joke, of course) sex toys once? You should, because the video only went up yesterday. She used the phrase "copious amounts of butt plugs," if we remember correctly. Apparently there's an easy way to stop that from happening.

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  10. Study Finds Nearly 1% of American Mothers Claim to be Virgins

    Yeah, like we haven't heard that one before.

    A study recently published in the British Medical Journal says that nearly 1% of American mothers claim to be virgins even after giving birth. As far as we know, no major religions have formed around any of the claimed virgin births.

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  11. Jennifer Lawrence Talked About Her “Copious Amount” of Butt Plugs on Conan

    We're just... uhm... just... we're just gonna leave this here.

    Ooccasionally Jennifer Lawrence travels with what she described as a "copious amount" of butt plugs. She recounted the tale of one such sex toy adventure on Conan last night. Considering it's a clip from a television show, it's technically safe for work, but Lawrence does say "butt plug" like a buuuunch of times.

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  12. The Mary Sue Received An Interesting Superhero Package In The Mail Today (NSFW)

    My Spidey Sense Is Tingling

    So interesting, in fact, we can't post an image of it on our front page. If you'd like to find out what it is, click ahead but be forewarned: NOT SAFE FOR WORK. 

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  13. Alyssa Milano Releases Sex Tape… Because Syria?

    At the very least you'll learn something.

    Alyssa Milano really wants you to understand what's going on in Syria, and she's taken an interesting approach to making sure you do. She's released a sex tape on Funny or Die, which as you can probably guess since it's posted on a comedy site isn't a real sex tape, but you will learn things while people make sex noises.

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  14. Porn Sex vs. Real Sex as Explained With Highly Entertaining Food Imagery [Video]

    Safe for work, or maybe not depending on how dirty your supervisor's mind is.

    I think we're all pretty clear on the whole porn-is-not-an-accurate-depiction-of-sex thing. But have you wondered what the facts and figures are for the differences? And desperately wanted to see those statistics explained via some intriguing images of food, which is only occasionally abused? Yeah, me neither, but it turns out the result is pretty great.

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  15. Gubernatorial Candidate Apparently Not a Fan of Oral Sex, Wants to Ban It

    With whom, exactly, is this guy popular?

    Ken Cuccinelli, the Republican candidate for governor in Virginia, has apparently decided that the only way to protect children from being raped is by outlawing oral and anal sex for consenting adults. Because that obviously makes sense.

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  16. Female Frogs Tricked by Scientists Into Responding to Fake Mating Calls From Robots

    We're certain this proves some very, very important things about evolution and so forth. We're just not at all sure what any of those things are.

    Science is great for a lot of things -- curing diseases, creating new sources of heat and energy, what have you. However, science is also responsible for a lot of accidents that weird us out more than anything else. Case in point: consider the Túngara frog, who can typically be found croaking away in Central America. Scientists from the University of Texas discovered a way to fool the female of the Túngara frog species into responding to bogus mating calls that shouldn't even be possible, all using a robot imposter frog to do it. What's next, a cyborg-frog hybrid species? Man was not meant to toy with nature thus!

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  17. Choose Your Own SexVenture With Déjàmor’s Sexy Tales Phone Message Service

    I imagine that pressing "O" in this instance doesn't actually link you to an operator.

    Ever been stuck on the phone with an automated message system and thought, "This would be so hot if only this robot voice would ask me about my penis?" Then do we have the product for you! Déjàmor, a company that primarily sells monthly romance box subscriptions, has decided to expand into the "aural pleasure" zone with a service that lets you record Chose Your Own Adventure-style phone sex recordings for your partner to play later. Considering how awkward phone sex can get, removing some of the human element from it might actually be a good idea. That way, you can both feel crippled by embarrassment at a completely safe distance from one another.

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  18. Make It Count, Dude: Spider Species Dies After Having Sex

    Male dark fishing spiders have just one roll in the hay in them. After mating, the arachnids immediately curl up and die.

    I know the human dating game can seem rough at times, but the fact of the matter is, we have it pretty good. Don't believe me? Consider if you will the sorry state of Dolomedes tenebrosus, the dark fishing spider. A recent study of the spiders, common around the American midwest, found that males of the species get a grand total of one shot at breeding -- immediately after copulation, their work on this Earth done, the creatures promptly curl up and die.

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  19. How the Chicken Lost Its Penis

    A Current Biology study published this week explains how evolution left most bird species penis-free.

    Researchers have long wondered why evolution robbed many bird species -- like the chicken -- of a piece of anatomy considered pretty key in most of the breeding we're familiar with -- the penis. A new study of a wide range of birds has revealed a key gene that stymies penis growth in males and suggests a few reasons that nixing the penis could be evolutionarily advantageous for the animals, though it does make calling a male rooster a cock among the crueler jokes in the history of time.

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  20. Sorry, Prostitutes — LinkedIn Won’t Be Your Pimp Anymore

    LinkedIn updated their user agreement, and it now specifically bans prostitutes from using it -- even where prostitution is legal.

    LinkedIn just updated their user agreement, and it brings some bad news for sex workers. The updated UA explicitly bans the use of LinkedIn to promote prostitution and escort services -- even in places where those things are legal. I don't know how widely LinkedIn is used by the sex worker community, but this is bound to upset some people.

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