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  1. Fashion Website Uses Disney Princesses to Endorse its Vibrators, Presumably Has Great Legal Team

    Gadgets and gizmos aplenty.

    Forget princesses, I would buy an Ursula or Maleficent marital aid in an instant.

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  2. Crowdfunded Open-Source Vibrating Dildo Seems Like Ambitious Project

    And not just for the user. *rimshot*

    How does one crowd-source a dildo, I wondered, until I realized that the makers of The Mod are actually crowdfunding their toy, and open-sourcing the design. And the design is pretty fancy.

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  3. Things We Saw Today: Hasbro’s Replacement Play-Doh Penis Toy

    Thing that can't be unseen.

    After receiving numerous complaints regarding the questionably-shaped 'Extruder' toy included in Hasbro's new Cake Mountain Set, the company has replaced the phallic device with this new, larger model.

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  4. An Update: Play-Doh Is Redesigning The “Extruder” Toy That Looks Like a Penis

    Goodnight, sweet penis prince.

    Get your accidental penises while you can, folks. According to the official Play-Doh Facebook page—which, you'll no doubt remember, is currently full of complaints from people about how the icing extruder on their latest Cake Mountain playset looks like a penis—they've heard the various complaints and will update their toys in the future.

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  5. Penis-Shaped Play-Doh Toy Ruins Christmas for Uptight People Everywhere

    Since when is penis-making not Play-Doh 101?

    Play-doh had the hard job of doing some damage control on Facebook after what I can only assume was a cock-up in the design phase resulted in a plastic accessory looking less like the Cake Mountain icing maker it was supposed to be and more like a dil-doh.

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  6. Well… Fleshlight Made That iPad Case a Reality (NSFW… Like… at All) [Updated]

    Now you can stop taping them together like a caveman!

    Welcome to the future, folks. The Fleshlight-holding iPad case we first heard rumored back in 2012 is now a reality. Yesterday, Fleshlight announced the LaunchPAD, and it certainly is an iPad case you can attach a Fleshlight too. It sure is that. (Click through for the NSFW details.)

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  7. Tech Perverts, Your Dreams Have Come True: You Can Now Design And 3D Print Your Own Dildo

    Don't look scandalized. You're on the Internet.

    Gone are the days when everyone would sew their own clothes, build their own houses, or, in this case, whittle their own sex toys from wood they chopped down themselves. But if you're looking for just the perfectly tailored fake penis to pleasure yourself with, then take heart! You don't have to go to Etsy for that shit anymore.

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  8. Things We Saw Today: An Upworthy Translator

    Things We Saw Today

    Programmer Snipe created a Chrome addon that translates Upworthy-style titles into more realistic language, and she's shared it with the internet. (Geekosystem)

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  9. Never Lose A Sex Toy Again With This “Pleasure Products Organizer” Kickstarter

    Unless you leave the box open, of course. Then you're on your own.

    Remember when Jennifer Lawrence told everyone about how the maid at her hotel discovered her (TOTALLY bougbt as a joke, of course) sex toys once? You should, because the video only went up yesterday. She used the phrase "copious amounts of butt plugs," if we remember correctly. Apparently there's an easy way to stop that from happening.

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  10. Jennifer Lawrence Talked About Her “Copious Amount” of Butt Plugs on Conan

    We're just... uhm... just... we're just gonna leave this here.

    Ooccasionally Jennifer Lawrence travels with what she described as a "copious amount" of butt plugs. She recounted the tale of one such sex toy adventure on Conan last night. Considering it's a clip from a television show, it's technically safe for work, but Lawrence does say "butt plug" like a buuuunch of times.

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