MC Hammer is working on a new search engine and u can't touch it, because it's not available to the public yet. Hammer made an appearance at the Web 2.0 Summit in San Francisco not as a washed up celebrity looking for attention, but actually as the brains behind the up-and-coming web search "WireDoo." Thankfully, unlike Hammer himself, his parachute pants seem to have been unable to escape the 1990s. I'm really sorry everyone, these jokes are pretty much obligatory.
Hammer was quick to stress that "WireDoo" is not intended to compete with search giants like Google. Of course, this kind of goes without saying. Start-ups "compete" with Google much in the same way that someone "listens" to MC Hammer: You try it for about 3 seconds just to see if it's possible and then you give up forever. No, Hammer's new search is intended to provide a "deeper type of search" that provides "relationship" responses to queries.