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Santa Claus

  1. Sony Planning Dark, Viking-Inspired, Santa Origins Movie Winter Knight

    Winter Is Coming

    And apparently it's also based on L. Frank Baum's The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus, which is neither dark nor has Vikings in it. Join me while I try to untangle this knot.

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  2. “Santa Classics” Reimagines Famous Works of Art With Santa Claus Photoshopped In

    He knows when you've been sleeping, and he also knows just the perfect lighting with which to capture a landscape.

    Artist and photographer Ed Wheeler has always felt that a good number of classic artworks are missing something very crucial -- an appearance by Santa Claus. So he put together a series in which he dresses up as Father Christmas and corrects the imbalance himself, often with humorous results. Check out some examples of his work in this gallery.

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  3. Patrick Stewart & Ian McKellen Sat On Santa’s Lap For Us

    It is a gift!

    What do you think Sir Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian McKellen asked Santa for? A white Christmas? Another year of positive social media press? Sweaters with each other's faces on them? Are you following The Mary Sue on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, & Google +?

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  4. Best Buds Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart Continue Best Buds With New Best Bud Santa Claus

    Best buds!

    If you haven't taken a photo for your Christmas cards yet this year, don't bother. Just use this one of Sirs Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart on Santa's lap, because really, how are you going to top it? The only way this gets better is if we find out it's Chris Hadfield in the Santa suit.

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  5. Pacifists Face Off: Gandi Takes On Martin Luther King Jr. In Epic Rap Battle

    When two dead historical figures have a beef with one another, the only way to settle it is through an epic rap battle. Thankfully, there's a whole YouTube channel dedicated to just such resolutions. When we last checked in on the Epic Rap Battles of History channel, we saw Snoop Lion rapping as Moses to settle the score against Santa Claus. Now we have Keegan-Michael Key as Gandhi up against Jordan Peele's Martin Luther King Jr. It does in fact get pretty epic, but it also gets a little NSFW for some language.

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  6. Kid Could Care Less About Santa’s Whereabouts, Would Rather Talk to First Lady

    Meanwhile...

    Look, we think Michelle Obama is pretty cool, but if you asked us whose visit any Christmas-celebrating child would have on their mind on the afternoon of Christmas Eve, she wouldn't make the top of our list. The top of our list would be Santa. Not so for Anthony of Fort Worth, Texas. How do we know this? Well, because of the NORAD Santa Tracker, kind of.

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  7. Things We Saw Today: Mr. T as Santa Claus

    Things We Saw Today

    I pity the fool who doesn't put cookies out for Mr. T. (via Stanley Chow) 

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  8. Leave Out a Plate of Brains and Milk for Zombie Santa Claus

    Were you naughty or nice this year? You know something? It doesn't really matter since Zombie Santa Claus fully intends to sate his ravenous hunger with your sweet, sweet flesh either way. Sculpted by Justin Cissell and distributed by Of Corpse You Can, this Zombie Santa Claus ornament can be yours, bringing that horrific Yuletide touch to your Christmas tree -- sure to make for a lovely conversation piece and a source of unending nightmares for small children already struggling with a socially crippling fear of the fat man in red. For your sake, it's best just to admire him from a distance and keep your fingers away.

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  9. Man Discovers That Santa He Visited 13 Years Ago Is Now His Father-In-Law

    where does he get those wonderful toys

    The world is full of coincidences but this one might take the cake. 

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  10. This Christmas, Santa Claus Retires the Sleigh and Pilots a Mech

    It's a widely accepted scientific fact that kids these days just don't fear the omnipotent judge of the righteous and damned, Santa Claus, like they once used to. Years ago, the prospect of having one's gift withheld and given a lump of coal instead was enough to convince children to behave. Today, the little brats have the absurd notion that they're entitled to being showered in free material goods. This year, things are going to be different. Cartoonist Mark Anderson has constructed the ultimate mobile weapon in bad behavior deterrence entirely out of LEGO: The LEGO Santa Claus Mech!

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