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Santa Claus

  1. Doctor Who Recap: “Last Christmas”

    Face-hug-it-out.

    In which Doctor Who is several other things nerds like.

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  2. This is The Rock Singing “Here Comes Santa Claus” In a Festive Onesie.

    "This is for Hugh jackman!"

    I think this is all best viewed with no context.

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  3. Thanos Is Accidentally Santa In This Ridiculous(ly Cute) Video From Marvel

    Spider-Man just wants a real Marvel movie.

    What do your favorite heroes want for Christmas? Thanks to this wacky new clip from Marvel, you can find out! The best part of this video, besides Thanos in a Santa suit, is Hawkeye just asking for the most ridiculous arrows in the world - including a subtle jab at the Green Arrow. You just got Hawkeye sassed!

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  4. Things We Saw Today: Santaur

    Get seven more and you could pull a sleigh full of anthropomorphic reindeer.

    From the people who brought you that rubber horse mask the internet loves comes this real, purchasable Christmas ornament.

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  5. How I Am Santa Claus Producer & WWE Legend Mick Foley Feels About The Backlash To The Film’s Gay Santa

    The spirit of the season is about love and acceptance.

    “I am a guy who used to go out of my way to make people dislike me for a career. But this is what puts people over the edge?” WWE Hardcore Legend Mick Foley (aka “Mankind,” “Dude Love,” and/or “Cactus Jack”) knows a thing or two about creating a character. But when the trailer for I am Santa Claus, in which Mick stars and produces, was released, Mick discovered that having a gay man in a film which celebrates professional Santas was enough to turn the internet on its ear.

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  6. Sony Planning Dark, Viking-Inspired, Santa Origins Movie Winter Knight

    Winter Is Coming

    And apparently it's also based on L. Frank Baum's The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus, which is neither dark nor has Vikings in it. Join me while I try to untangle this knot.

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  7. “Santa Classics” Reimagines Famous Works of Art With Santa Claus Photoshopped In

    He knows when you've been sleeping, and he also knows just the perfect lighting with which to capture a landscape.

    Artist and photographer Ed Wheeler has always felt that a good number of classic artworks are missing something very crucial -- an appearance by Santa Claus. So he put together a series in which he dresses up as Father Christmas and corrects the imbalance himself, often with humorous results. Check out some examples of his work in this gallery.

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  8. Pretend to Track Santa With Surprising “Accuracy” and Bug Your Friends Thanks to Google’s Santa Tracker

    You know... for kids!

    It's Christmas Eve, which means "Santa" is "delivering presents" all over the world. *wink* Where's the big man now, and more importantly when's he showing up with your stuff? Google's Santa Tracker will let you know when to expect him, and more silly details.

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  9. Patrick Stewart & Ian McKellen Sat On Santa’s Lap For Us

    It is a gift!

    What do you think Sir Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian McKellen asked Santa for? A white Christmas? Another year of positive social media press? Sweaters with each other's faces on them? Are you following The Mary Sue on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, & Google +?

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  10. Best Buds Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart Continue Best Buds With New Best Bud Santa Claus

    Best buds!

    If you haven't taken a photo for your Christmas cards yet this year, don't bother. Just use this one of Sirs Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart on Santa's lap, because really, how are you going to top it? The only way this gets better is if we find out it's Chris Hadfield in the Santa suit.

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  11. This Thanksgiving, We’re Thankful for Mystery Science Theater 3,000’s 25th Anniversary Marathon

    Watch it in the not-too-distant future, somewhere in time and space. Oh, or on the Internet.

    Be super thankful as you watch six classic episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3,000 for free this Thanksgiving thanks to Shout! Factory. In honor of the show's 25 years, Shout! is selling a different MST3K box sets at a discounted price every day in November, and they'll marathon six of the greatest episodes on Thanksgiving Day.

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  12. Pacifists Face Off: Gandi Takes On Martin Luther King Jr. In Epic Rap Battle

    When two dead historical figures have a beef with one another, the only way to settle it is through an epic rap battle. Thankfully, there's a whole YouTube channel dedicated to just such resolutions. When we last checked in on the Epic Rap Battles of History channel, we saw Snoop Lion rapping as Moses to settle the score against Santa Claus. Now we have Keegan-Michael Key as Gandhi up against Jordan Peele's Martin Luther King Jr. It does in fact get pretty epic, but it also gets a little NSFW for some language.

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  13. Kid Could Care Less About Santa’s Whereabouts, Would Rather Talk to First Lady

    Meanwhile...

    Look, we think Michelle Obama is pretty cool, but if you asked us whose visit any Christmas-celebrating child would have on their mind on the afternoon of Christmas Eve, she wouldn't make the top of our list. The top of our list would be Santa. Not so for Anthony of Fort Worth, Texas. How do we know this? Well, because of the NORAD Santa Tracker, kind of.

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  14. Things We Saw Today: Mr. T as Santa Claus

    Things We Saw Today

    I pity the fool who doesn't put cookies out for Mr. T. (via Stanley Chow) 

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  15. Learn About Santa With Neil deGrasse Tyson

    As a popular astrophysicist and television personality, people turn to Neil deGrasse Tyson for facts about a wide range of topics. He fields a fair number of space-related questions, but Tyson is a great and wise man who knows many things beyond the realm of outer space. Yesterday, Christmas Eve, Tyson took his Twitter to teach his more than 900,000 followers a little about Santa Claus.

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  16. Leave Out a Plate of Brains and Milk for Zombie Santa Claus

    Were you naughty or nice this year? You know something? It doesn't really matter since Zombie Santa Claus fully intends to sate his ravenous hunger with your sweet, sweet flesh either way. Sculpted by Justin Cissell and distributed by Of Corpse You Can, this Zombie Santa Claus ornament can be yours, bringing that horrific Yuletide touch to your Christmas tree -- sure to make for a lovely conversation piece and a source of unending nightmares for small children already struggling with a socially crippling fear of the fat man in red. For your sake, it's best just to admire him from a distance and keep your fingers away.

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  17. Man Discovers That Santa He Visited 13 Years Ago Is Now His Father-In-Law

    where does he get those wonderful toys

    The world is full of coincidences but this one might take the cake. 

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  18. Google vs. Bing: Which Santa Are You Following This Year?

    For years,  North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD) has used Google Maps to operate its vaunted Santa-tracking software, a holiday tradition for nerds of all stripes, as well as their often equally nerdy kids. This year, though, NORAD unexpectedly bailed on Google, switching to Bing to help it map Santa's trek around the world and ensure he doesn't get up to any shenanigans while he's in American airspace. Not to be outdone, the spurned tech giant has launched its own platform for keeping tabs on St. Nick's travels. These dueling platforms, though, leave us with a dilemma -- which tracker is showing us the real Santa? And perhaps more importantly -- what is that impostor Claus up to? Nothing good, you can be sure of that.

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  19. This Christmas, Santa Claus Retires the Sleigh and Pilots a Mech

    It's a widely accepted scientific fact that kids these days just don't fear the omnipotent judge of the righteous and damned, Santa Claus, like they once used to. Years ago, the prospect of having one's gift withheld and given a lump of coal instead was enough to convince children to behave. Today, the little brats have the absurd notion that they're entitled to being showered in free material goods. This year, things are going to be different. Cartoonist Mark Anderson has constructed the ultimate mobile weapon in bad behavior deterrence entirely out of LEGO: The LEGO Santa Claus Mech!

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  20. Snoop Dogg Plays Moses, Takes on Santa Claus in Latest Epic Rap Battle

    As geeks, we often find ourselves asking "Who would win a fight between..." but it turns out we've been asking the wrong question all along. What we should have been asking was "Who would win in an epic rap battle between..." Thankfully there's the Epic Rap Battles of History channel on YouTube, and in its latest installment they settle the biggest holiday rivalry of all: Santa Claus vs. Moses, with Snoop Dogg himself rapping as Moses.

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