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  1. Chris Evans Suits Up for the Dapperest Ice Bucket Challenge Ever, Plus Lynda Carter, Matt Smith, and More

    We're waiting, Tilda Swinton.

    The MVP for this round of Ice Bucket Challenges ($41 million raised and counting) is Chris Evans, not just for wearing a suit (though thanks for that, sir), but also for putting proper thought into what constitutes "ice water." He’s exactly right—you have to let the ice melt a little, or else the water doesn’t get cold and the cubes bounce right off! Captain America, you nerd.

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  2. The Complete Twilight Saga Blu-Ray Is Inexplicably Without Sparkles

    Not all that glitters is gold

    Entertainment Weekly debuted the inevitable complete set of the Twilight Saga but I have to say, I'm a bit disappointed. It's so...plain. Writes EW, "Twilight Forever: The Complete Saga, a 10-disc Blu-ray set or a 12-disc DVD set, will be available on Nov. 5 — right before the fifth anniversary of the first Twilight — and includes two hours of never-before-seen bonus material, including new cast interviews, as well as all five movies." It will also include a photo album and every extra from the older DVDs. Though I suppose there's still room for the super special edition that comes in a life-sized replica of Robert Pattison, Kristen Stewart, or Taylor Lautner's head. Are you following The Mary Sue on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, & Google +?

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  3. Breaking Dawn – Part 2 Is Named the Year’s Worst Movie by the Razzies. Go On, Act Surprised.

    Of Course!

    There were worse movies to come out this year, to be sure. But, like the Oscars they were created to mock, the Razzie Awards is just a yearly bit of fluff that picks their winners (or "winners") based on mostly meaningless criteria. So let's just sit back and have fun with it, yeah?

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  4. If Twilight Had Cast Paul Giamatti as Edward I Definitely Would Have Seen It [VIDEO]

    And All Was Right With the World

    So here's National Treasure Paul Giamatti acting out scenes from Twilight, You've Got Mail, and Magic Mike. He... emotes a little more than Robert Pattinson, let's put it like that. The video is behind the jump; it went dead at a few minutes ago because apparently some Higher Power doesn't think the world is ready to handle the awesome that is Paul Giamatti as a creepy, stalkerish sparkly vampire. But when embed code's working again—soon, hopefully—you can judge that for yourself. [Edit: It appears to be working now.]

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  5. To the Surprise Of No One, Breaking Dawn – Part 2 Gets Nominated in Every Single Razzie Awards Category

    This Makes Sense

    Tomorrow morning the 2013 Oscar nominations will be announced, but today we're focusing our attention on the Razzies, which have honored (well, "honored") the worst achievements in film since 1981. Judging by the noms alone, Razzie voters seem to have already picked their least favorite film of the year: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2, which was nominated 11 times in 10 categories. I'd question what the Razzies will do now that there are no more Twilight movies to nominate (THANK. YOU. GOD.), but it's not like there's any shortage of awful movies without sparkly vampires in them. Still, the Razzies should give the franchise a lifetime achievement award or something.

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  6. Natalie Portman and Kristen Stewart Top Forbes’ List of Most Bankable Actors

    Oh Hollywood

    Like them or not, Natalie Portman and Kristen Stewart have one good thing going for them, at least as far as the production side of making movies is concerned: According to Forbes' annual list of "Hollywood's Best Actors For The Buck," they're the two most bankable stars around.

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  7. Twilight’s Robert Pattinson Would Take Any Role Just To Be In Star Wars VII

    May The Force Be With You

    Robert Pattinson is doing a lot of press these days thanks to the final installment of the Twilight franchise, Breaking Dawn Part 2, being released this past week. Since he's not actually the biggest fan of anything having to do with Twilight, interviewers take part of their time to ask him other, more interesting questions. For instance, would he be interested in a role in Disney's Star Wars VII? Yes, yes he would. And he is willing to play anyway. Yes, anyone, even Jar-Jar. 

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  8. Robert Pattinson Speaks On Behalf Of Every Twilight Hater In The World [VIDEO]

    we loled

    Whenever we do a post on Twilight on The Mary Sue, we inevitably get comments with people talking about how much they despise Stephenie Meyer's writing, the actors involved, or just, you know, the fact that it exists at all. But the funny thing is, you clicked on a story about Twilight so we're not sure how to help you. So today, in order to please both those who hate sparkly vampires and those who've probably already seen The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 by now, we've got a wonderful video from Buzzfeed. They spliced together bits of interviews with Robert Pattinson talking about the films and his character Edward. Which he can't stand. And well, I'd feel really bad for him if he didn't have hundred dollar bills falling on the floor every time he raked his hands through his hair. Seriously though. Watch. (via Buzzfeed) Are you following The Mary Sue on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, & Google +?

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  9. Double-Standard Central: Everyone Needs to Stop Freaking Out About This Kristen Stewart Thing

    Oh Hollywood

    I don’t really need to tell you what’s going on with Kristen Stewart right now. If you have an Internet connection, you know. She cheated on Twilight co-star Robert Pattinson with Rupert Sanders, the married director of Snow White and the Huntsman. The scandal has given birth to a plethora of gossip rag covers, a few awkward TV interviews and speculation on how the final film in the Twilight franchise might be affected by the break-up of its stars. I don’t want to talk about any of those things. With everybody—from gossip hubs like Perez Hilton and TMZ to legitimate bastions of entertainment journalism like Variety and The Hollywood Reporter—keeping the public informed about the (possibly career-ruining, if reports can be believed) scandal, what gets me most curious about this whole thing is why people care so much.

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  10. One Of These Men Might Be Finnick Odair In Catching Fire

    Real Or Not Real?

    We're sorry to do this to you again. A lot of names have been thrown around for the role of Finnick Odair in The Hunger Games: Catching Fire, and the District 4 tribute just might be the most anticipated new cast member in the entire film, but do we finally have the answer? Both of these men, Tony Shalhoub and Sam Claflin, are being courted for the Lionsgate film. Hit the jump to find out who they could be playing.

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  11. So, the Trailer for David Cronenberg’s Cosmopolis Looks Intriguing

    After debuting this spring at Cannes, legendary filmmaker David Cronenberg's latest outting Cosmopolis will finally be opening domestically on August 17. This new trailer gives us a tantalizing glimpse of what we have in store. If you ever wanted to see terrible things happen to Robert Pattinson, this probably the film for you. See the video, after the break.

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  12. Cast and Crew Say Fan Killed Outside Comic Con Will Not Go Unremembered

    Today in Depressing

    I try to keep a "hate the sin, love the sinner" policy on Twilight and its fandom. Frankly, I feel like it's only fair for a number of reasons. A work can be deconstructed much less painfully than a person. Certainly, there's almost nothing about the central principles of the Batman mythos that I would actually like to see exist in reality, from vigilante tactics to child endangerment. And realistically, if I decided to immediately regard with disgust every person who likes something that I find to be poorly made or textually problematic, I wouldn't have a lot of human interaction, and that includes with myself. I suppose what I'm trying to say is that I pity the Twilight fandom, because while there are plenty of fandoms out there that exist around poorly made or textually problematic works, they're the Black Sheep of the geek world. I could talk about why I think they've been placed in that box, but that's another post entirely. This post is about the unfortunate death of a fan, at one of the biggest fan events of the year, and no matter what you think about a work of fiction, you should be able to agree that the untimely death of a fan in the middle of a fan celebration is tragic.

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  13. Renesmee Makes Her Debut In These New Twilight Breaking Dawn Images

    And Fansplosions Abound

    We hadn't been seeing much from The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2, the final installment of Stephenie Meyer's book turned movie franchise, until now. But boy, do we have a lot to show you now. MovieLine collected a slew of pictures from the upcoming issue of Entertainment Weekly that show Bella and Edward's child Renesmee, the vampire clans that come to witness her unusual progression, and Bella having fun with her own newfound powers by challenging Emmett to an arm wrestling match.

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  14. The Hunger Games: Catching Fire Producers Tell Us All To Calm Down About Non-Existent Casting

    Real Or Not Real?

    The producers of The Hunger Games: Catching Fire would like us all to take a deep breathe and calm the hell down. At least when it comes to these casting "announcements" we've been seeing. You can still be totally out of your mind excited for the movie itself. 

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  15. You May Breathe Easy – Robert Pattinson Says He Won’t Be Playing Finnick In The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

    And All Was Right With the World

    Last week we freaked a bunch of you out over the mere notion that Twilight star Robert Pattinson might take on the role of Finnick Odair in The Hunger Games: Catching Fire. Those of you who were squarly against the idea can now relax, Pattinson himself has told the press he is not up for the role, and quite possibly offended that he wouldn't even be considered. Also, Kristen Stewart and Jennifer Lawrence may be up for the same role. Prepare to hear that overly dramatized for the next few months... 

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  16. Could You Accept Twilight’s Robert Pattinson As Finnick In Catching Fire?


    You may or may not be a Robert Pattinson fan, but the actor is more than just his Twilight films. Though if rumors are true, Pattinson could be getting himself into another young adult franchise. Word is he may be playing Finnick Odair in The Hunger Games' sequel, Catching Fire. So, how does that make you feel? 

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  17. Things We Saw Today: Portal Cats

    Things We Saw Today

    These are Portal Cats. Your argument in invalid. (via @8bitwhiz) 

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  18. Harry Potter’s Ron & Hermione Are The Top-Grossing On-Screen Couple

    And All Was Right With the World

    Forbes Magazine has put together a list of the top-earning on-screen couples from the last five years and one adorable pair of wizards has wound up on top. Rupert Grint's Ron and Emma Watson's Hermione took the number one spot with those lovesick puppies from Twilight, Robert Pattinson's Edward and Kristen Stewart's Bella coming in at a far second. Hit the jump to see who else made the list! 

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  19. The Best Breaking Dawn Review You’ll Ever Read


    Editor’s Note: We had asked contributing writer Amanda LaPergola to review the movie Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1 for our site. All we asked was that the review be submitted before all the other Breaking Dawn reviews came out. As of press time we have still not heard from her. Yesterday, a package arrived at The Mary Sue headquarters containing what appeared to be a note from Amanda’s mom (“Dear Miss Sue: Please excuse my daughter’s tardiness. She has been unable to complete the assignment due to the last five minutes of the mid-season finale of The Walking Dead.”) and the following pages. 

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  20. Buffy’s Michelle Trachtenberg Was Almost Bella (Or Someone) In Twilight

    The World May Never Know

    You remember when Dawn got herself a vampire boyfriend on Buffy the Vampire Slayer? This is sorta like that. Find out how actress Michelle Trachtenberg almost found herself playing a character in the worldwide phenomena, Twilight, and whether or not she's sad or happy about that particular miss. 

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