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Rumor: Tom Hiddleston May Play The Crow. Fact: This Will Obliterate Fans If True.

I think Hollywood just made me give a crap about The Crow remake.

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And All Was Right With the World

We Get Some Long Overdue Eliza Dushku Action In The First Promo For The Saint Reboot

Adam Rayner (Remember him from “The Unicorn and the Wasp” episode of Doctor Who?) stars as Simon Templar in The Saint remake/reboot. IMDB lists the project as a TV movie but all previous reports point to a series. That’s contingent on the pilot being successful of course. At this point I’m just giddy I get to see Eliza Dushku kicking butt on my TV again. When she was cast I was almost certain they’d utilize her mad skillz. Glad they have.

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Here Be Dragons

Good News, Someone Else Knows About Pete’s Dragon. Bad News, They’re Remaking It.

I’m not joking when I say I really thought no one else knew about Disney’s 1977 film Pete’s Dragon. My family owned it on Betamax and it was in regular rotation in our home but no one else I knew ever talked about it. Regardless, it’s the next Disney film up for a remake and I’m going to go fly away on my invisible dragon now, k? 

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Oh Hollywood

There’s Probably No Escape From The Escape From New York Reboot

Are we really surprised, Plissken?

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Your Stupid Minds! Stupid! Stupid!

There’s A Sequel To Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Twins On The Way And That’s Not The Worst Part

Apparently the news of this film came out earlier this year. We either didn’t see it or we blacked out when we heard it. Either way, here we are. A sequel to the 1988 comedy Twins, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito is getting a sequel. The two leads will return. It will be called Triplets. Eddie Murphy will play their new lost brother from the same mother. Previously, it wasn’t certain this was happening but now they’ve got a writer attached so prepare yourself in whatever way you feel necessary. I’m going to pull out my zombie apocalypse kit. 

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Bloody Good Fun

Someone Call The Fire Department, We’ve Got Our First Carrie Trailer

Ok, Chloe Moretz, I’ll give this Carrie remake a chance. You’re rocking that blood.

(via Deadline)

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Suddenly

Universal Taps Underworld Director to Reboot The Mummy

We here at The Mary Sue don’t exactly hide our love for the Brendan Fraser/Rachel Weisz era of the The Mummy. After all, Evie Carnahan is one of our favorite Action Librarians. They’re action/horror movies that didn’t really seem to be made for any reason other than to show the audience a good time, and if they had some outdated tropes and clichés in them, at least it seemed like it was part of a conscious attempt to make a comedy that referenced another era of adventure film, not an unconscious one.

Which is why we’re a little sad to hear that that Len Wiseman, the guy behind Underworld, is Universal’s choice to make their Hammer Horror monster into a brand new franchise. See Rachel Weisz face up there, Universal? That’s the face we’re making.

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In Which We Make A Terrible Pun

Monstrously Unnecessary Godzilla Reboot Due in 2014

We sympathize with the journalist

Today, in Completely Arbitrary and Unnecessary Reboots (an occurrence now so rampant I feel it deserves its own section of the entertainment Internet, much less this site), Warner Bros. and Legendary Pictures have announced their intentions to release a new Godzilla movie on May 16, 2014. This trundling behemoth is being wheeled out once again by its US licensees, and we’re going to have to contain our surprise as best we can when the beast levels a famous landmark. C’mon! We just rebuilt that!

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No. No no no no no no no. no.

I Feel An Urge To Purge: Bravo Is Rebooting Heathers

WHAT’S YOUR DAMAGE, BRAVO? 

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All this has happened before...

Disney Reboots The Rocketeer, We Start Work On A Rocket That Will Send Hollywood Execs To The Moon

Are we surprised? 

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