It's been rumored for a while, but now it's all officially official: Jack Huston will be the lead in that not-a-remake reboot of The Crow.Read More
More than meets the Big Eyes.
TFW you know you're gonna be an elephant.Read More
Watch it for the ending. Trust us.
I think my favorite thing about the HISHE YouTube channel is that over time, it's slowly evolved from a series of gimmicky movie parodies to what basically amounts to a superhero-themed episode of Seinfeld. Which I think makes Batman George? Yeah, Batman is totally George. Anyway, check out this edition of Super Café where they basically talk about nothing and it's the best thing ever.Read More
Prepare for a Theme Song Showdown: Disney Launching New DuckTales, Netflix Picks Up Inspector Gadget
No it's too late they're both STUCK IN MY HEAD AT ONCE.
Pictured above: the primary factor that convinced Disney to embark on this new project. Err, the primary factors, I suppose. Such shiny, shiny factors.Read More
He cares about these helpless mortals?
Can you guess who Dave Bautista might be playing?Read More
"What the show needs is a sexy female alien!"
I keep thinking that if I just close my eyes and sing the Stargate SG-1 theme song loud enough, news of the franchise being rebooted by original movie director Roland Emmerich will just cease to exist. Sadly, I've traveled through a Quantum Mirror into the worst timeline and now the reboot even has writers attached. Where is General Hammond to protect the sanctity of the Stargate program when you need him?Read More
David Duchovny said this summer, in reference to his beloved-but-not-around-anymore series The X-Files, that "it's not done until one of us dies." Welp, Duchovny, neither you or Gillian Anderson are dead yet, so you're not wrong.Read More
Get Ready to Sing the Blues: Adventures in Babysitting Is Getting a Reboot as a Disney Channel TV Movie
Don't worry. We'll get home. This has all just been a big mistake.
Don't FUCK with Adventures in Babysitting!Read More
But not the first 12 minutes, because that's too on the nose.
Syfy's reboot of the Terry Gilliam-directed cult film 12 Monkeys doesn't hit the airwaves until January 16th, but you can grab a sneak peek at humanity's dystopic future in advance by checking out the nine-minute video the network just put out to promote the series. I'm talking about the dystopic future of 12 Monkeys, of course, not the dystopic future of January 16th. Earth can't go that bad in ten days, right?... Right?Read More
Didn't you guys hear him the first time?
In a recent interview, he also told Empire Magazine about why he's choosing to aim for a PG-13 rating with his upcoming all-female Ghostbusters team, and why a hard reboot interests him more than a Jurassic World-style sequel. Oh, and it's going to be scarier than the original, too. A lot scarier.Read More