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There is Nothing on the Internet, Please Accept This Whale Sneezing a Rainbow

As these hapless whale watchers were about to find out, sneezing rainbows was actually the first symptom of a heretofore unknown whale-to-human transmissible virus. They were known as Patients Zero through Seven.

And All Was Right With the World

Annie Get Your Rainbow Unicorn Gun

Today was the day I made you watch a video of a unicorn piñata modded to shoot confetti out its butt.

Today was a good day.

Possibly more information than you ever needed at ForeverGeek.

Previously in Unicorns

Good News Everyone!

Lisa Frank Now Has A Clothing Line; Is Offering Adult Sizes

I bet you didn’t know that Lisa Frank has a retail website. I bet you didn’t know that it looks like the late 90′s.

Okay, well that’s not particularly surprising, I’ll grant you. But I’m willing to bet that you haven’t yet heard of their most recent additions to their online retail offerings: clothing.

Some of which is in adult sizes.

A realization that a number of media makers are coming to these days is that it’s finally the right time to start making money of the nostalgia of people born in the mid-to-late-eighties, and for those of you who think that the rehashing of decades old properties is emblematic of regression in the mainstream creative process and creating a stagnation in modern cinema and fashion I am going to have to say in this specific instance SHUT UP AND GIVE ME SEASON THREE OF PETE & PETE.

*ahem*

Shall we examine what’s on offer?

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Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows

You got this far through Monday. Take a break.

(via I Heart Chaos.)

Things We Saw Today

Things We Saw Today: How Twilight Saved Some

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