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Princess Peach

  1. Things We Saw Today: Rosetta Makes a Christmas Landing

    Ok, this is pretty great.

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  2. Peach’s Ballgown Continues To Invokes Eldritch Horrors Via This Defective Amiibo

    Oh god it's EATEN HER LEGS

    Those who've been following news of the latest Smash Bros for 3DS and Wii U are no doubt quite familiar with the abomination that lurks just between Princess Peach's legs. That's not innuendo, by the way—there's quite literally a black void of nothingness in place of a panty shot when Peach goes flying. Now, it appears that nothingness cannot be contained.

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  3. There Was An Awesome Peach & Mario Dance To The Classic Theme On Dancing With The Stars Last Night

    Do the Mario!

    Last night was the first part of the Dancing with the Stars season finale, and Sadie Robertson (Duck Dynasty) and Mark Ballas made the most of their free style with this adorable homage to Mario. Peach, Mario, Luigi, and Toad all show up to groove to the game's classic themes. It's actually kind of the best.

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  4. Mario Can’t Withstand Luigi’s Sick Dance Moves in Weird Live Action Mario Kart Commercials

    Do the Luigi! Swing your arms from side to side, now pop and lock.

    It's weird to see a real car company like Mercedes-Benz get put into Mario Kart with DLC, but it's even weirder to see Mario characters get put into real Mercedes—mostly because of Luigi's apparent double life as a member of NSYNC. Meanwhile, it looks like Mario's been studying the death stare.

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  5. The Secret Heroine of Video Games: Princess Peach

    That's Princess Toadstool to you, mister.

    When I was in elementary school, two video game characters in particular helped me visualize a space for girls like me in the medium I would grow to love and write about. One was Princess Peach, who has meant more to me than any other video game heroine since. Below is a look at her throughout Mario history—the games that did her justice, the ones that let her down, and why through it all, I still love her.

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  6. Underneath Princess Peach’s Ballgown Is a Black Void Of Nothingness, Plus Legs

    I have no underwear and I must scream.

    Good news for those of us who get annoyed by weird out-of-place sexualization of characters in video games—when Princess Peach is flipped over in Super Smash Bros for the 3DS, you don't see her butt the same way you used to in previous games like Brawl. The bad news? If you stare long enough, you might see the fabric of reality unwinding on itself instead. Maybe I'll take a butt instead, thanks.

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  7. Things We Saw Today: Helen Mirren As The 13th Doctor

    Things We Saw Today

    No further comment necessary. By artist Kevin Wada. (via io9)

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  8. Your Childhood, But More Badass (And A Little Scary)

    Our Adorable Past

    French illustrator Sylvain Sarrailh may make you think you're remembering childhood wrong with his series of "BADASS" character designs. Some may make you laugh, others may make you cry, but part of me is curled up in the corner rocking back and forth saying, "Can't sleep, clown will eat me."

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  9. Mario and Luigi Star in the First Two Episodes of The Four Players with Money, Drugs, and Mushrooms [Video]

    Yes, it's another gritty remake of something not-gritty. No, that's not necessarily a problem.

    The Four Players is a video series from Polaris and professional screenwriter Evan Daugherty featuring the characters from Mario Bros. like you’ve never seen them before. Two episodes exploring Mario and Luigi's personalities were released today, and two more featuring Princess Peach and Toad are coming soon.

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  10. My 1UP Italian Wedding: Super Mario Inspired Wedding Photos

    Awwwwww

    Dressing up like a plumber for your wedding photos might sound uncouth, but these geeky couples pull off the Mario look pretty well! These photos hail all the way from the Mushroom Kingdom Valencia, Spain. ¡Felicidades! See the rest of the adorable photos at When Geeks Wed! (via When Geeks Wed, photos by Fandi.es)

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