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Princess Peach

  1. Underneath Princess Peach’s Ballgown Is a Black Void Of Nothingness, Plus Legs

    I have no underwear and I must scream.

    Good news for those of us who get annoyed by weird out-of-place sexualization of characters in video games—when Princess Peach is flipped over in Super Smash Bros for the 3DS, you don't see her butt the same way you used to in previous games like Brawl. The bad news? If you stare long enough, you might see the fabric of reality unwinding on itself instead. Maybe I'll take a butt instead, thanks.

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  2. Things We Saw Today: Helen Mirren As The 13th Doctor

    Things We Saw Today

    No further comment necessary. By artist Kevin Wada. (via io9)

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  3. Your Childhood, But More Badass (And A Little Scary)

    Our Adorable Past

    French illustrator Sylvain Sarrailh may make you think you're remembering childhood wrong with his series of "BADASS" character designs. Some may make you laugh, others may make you cry, but part of me is curled up in the corner rocking back and forth saying, "Can't sleep, clown will eat me."

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  4. My 1UP Italian Wedding: Super Mario Inspired Wedding Photos

    Awwwwww

    Dressing up like a plumber for your wedding photos might sound uncouth, but these geeky couples pull off the Mario look pretty well! These photos hail all the way from the Mushroom Kingdom Valencia, Spain. ¡Felicidades! See the rest of the adorable photos at When Geeks Wed! (via When Geeks Wed, photos by Fandi.es)

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  5. Thank You, Mario, But You Can’t Afford the Down Payment on the Princess’s Castle

    Suddenly this puts a lot of Bowser's kidnapping attempts into sharp perspective.

    You know, Princess Peach really should be a more active character in the Mario series. After all, according to your favorite fictional castle cost calculators over at Movoto, the lady is ridiculous kinds of loaded. Exactly how loaded is that, you ask? Natalie Griegson estimated just how expensive the castle from Super Mario 64 would actually be in real currency, and yeah, it's a lot. What else would you expect from somebody who seemingly runs an entire kingdom?

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  6. Coran Stone’s Fan Art Mixes, Mashes, & Updates Classic Genre Characters

    eye candy

    Coran "Kizer" Stone has a vivid imagination that includes viewing the Scoobie Doo gang as Ghostbusters, a Tintin/Dick Tracey team up, and as you can see here, a military-esque Princess Peach. I'm loving these alternate histories. Check out all that, plus a redesigned Wonder Woman, Carrie Kelley, and a whole lot more...

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  7. Playable Princess Peach Pleases Players

    Good News Everyone!

    Good news, everyone!* Princess Peach is playable in the new Super Mario, Super Mario 3D World, coming out for the Wii U. Aside from the introduction of the new cat-suit powerup, this game is also exciting because it is the first time Peach has been a playable character in a main-series Mario game (ie, the platformer staples that have been the core of the Mario series since the series began) since 1988 in Super Mario Bros. 2. She has appeared as a playable character in many Mario titles since then, but none within the primary line of platformers.

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  8. Princess Peach Does Some Rescuing Of Her Own

    Pretty Pretty Princess

    This is Gary Bedell's "He Just Might Be in Another Castle," and it is glorious. Stop getting kidnapped, Mario, the Princess has better things to do than rescue you all the time, God. Available as a shirt here, if you're so inclined. (via: Fashionably Geek) Are you following The Mary Sue on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, & Google +?

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  9. When Princess Peach Decided to Institute Humanitarian Reforms, The Musical

    Pretty Pretty Princess

    It's good to see Peach taking an involved role in the politics of the Mushroom Kingdom, but it's clear that we can't all solve Chinese diplomatic crises and demand that Jason Seigel put you in a Muppet movie at the same time. But no worries, this is a Mario game: she can always try again with another life. (via Anon.)

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  10. Things We Saw Today: Nintendo Zombies

    Things We Saw Today

    This is what happens when you keep a princess waiting too long. By Amanda Dockery, who does tons of awesome geek art. (via Thaeger via Design You Trust)

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