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Portal

  1. Portal Games Get an Honest Trailer, and a 3-Year-Old Girl Plays Portal 2 Like a Boss

    In an honest trailer, is the cake still a lie?

    The Portal games are great, but they're also pretty short (and fairly similar), so this Honest Trailer team up from Smosh Games and Screen Junkies takes a look at both of them. And, in keeping with the theme of things in pairs and honest reactions, there's a bonus video of a 3-year-old girl playing Portal 2 better than a lot of full grown adults I know after the jump.

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  2. Things We Saw Today: A 100% Real Dothraki Language Course

    Things We Saw Today

    Course designer David J. Peterson is a fictional language creator, which sounds like the coolest job in the world. As for the course itself, it begins in October. There's a flashcard app and everything. (via Blastr)

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  3. Giving A 3-Year-Old A Real, Functioning Portal Gun Is Maybe The Worst Plan [VIDEO]

    Well done. Here come the test results: "You are a horrible parent."

    Portal physics is a tricky thing, one that test subjects need to master to complete the tasks set for them. But typically test subjects are not three years old, nor do they have negligent parental figures videotaping them. I bet this poor kid doesn't even get cake after his ordeal.

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  4. The Valve-Themed Super Smash Bros. Of Our Dreams

    For science...you monster

    Know this going in: It's not real. This is a fan-made video by YouTube user crazyhalo, and it exists only in our fondest imaginings. That's for the best. If this game were a thing, I would never get anything done. Dibs on Chell.

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  5. Geek Chic Headphones & Sunglasses Will Make You The Envy Of All Nerds

    eye candy

    Ketchupize is a design studio based in Athens, Greece.  Their work immediately caught my eye while surfing Etsy recently and since I'm both a nerd and have a sunglasses obsession, I basically want them all. Items range from about $40-85 depending on the style of headphones or glasses/sunglasses and feature designs from Doctor Who, Adventure Time, The Walking Dead, My Little Pony, and more!

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  6. Study Examines Human Acceptance of Orders From Robots, Assume the Party Escort Submission Position

    It depends largely on how much cake they promise us.

    Would you take orders from a robot? With lasers and deadly neurotoxin, they've got plenty of ways to make you, but a research team examined whether or not people would do it willingly. Armed with incredibly boring tasks and adorable tininess, a robot pushed people to see just how long they'd take its GLaDOS-style nonsense.

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  7. Things We Saw Today: Lego Movie Nail Art

    Things We Saw Today

    Okay, the mini-fig faces are cool, but the thumb and pinky take the cake. (via When Geeks Wed)

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  8. Things We Saw Today: As The Crow Flies Game Of Thrones Poster

    Things We Saw Today

    CORN! Check out the character posters here. (via Game Of Thrones Twitter)

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  9. Watch As Portal’s GLaDOS Explains Nuclear Fusion For NASA [VIDEO]

    Spaaaaaaaaaaace

    Part of me can't even believe I wrote that headline. But it's true. The voice of Portal's maniacal GLaDOS, Ellen McLain helped with this video fro the education and public outreach department of NASA's Spitzer Space Telescope, focusing on STEM education. Are you following The Mary Sue on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, & Google +?

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  10. Check Out “Uncooperative Cake Acquisition Game,” Or In Other Words, A Portal Board Game

    The uncooperative cake is a lie.

    A board game based on Valve's Portal franchise sounds really interesting and this fall, Cryptozoic Entertainment plans to release the game, which they have named "Portal: Uncooperative Cake Acquisition Game."

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