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My Spidey Sense Is Tingling

This Porn Parody Allows Wolverine And Spider-Man To Be In The Same Movie [VIDEO]

I’m constantly amazed at how porn parodies manage to do what big Hollywood blockbusters can’t. Not only do they bring characters together the studios can’t because of rights issues but they utilize characters we’ve been waiting to see on screen forever. And Wolverine gets his classic costume. This must be magic.

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Surprising No One, Makers of Fifty Shades Porn Parody Settle Lawsuit With Universal

In case you missed it, Smash Pictures has made a Fifty Shades of Grey porn parody. Why did they need to make a porn parody of something that is already erotica? Well, because Universal Pictures has licensed the movie rights to Fifty Shades of Grey for their own movie adaptation, but planned as rated NC-17. The smaller studio was originally countersuing, but has just dropped its suit.

Which is good news for folks who write and enjoy fanfiction. Or for everybody who posts anything online, really, because their counter argument was that since Fifty Shades of Grey was initially publicly posted online as Twilight fanfiction, it was automatically part of the public domain.

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It's A World of Laughter A World of Tears

There’s a Porn Parody of 50 Shades of Grey (Of Course), And Universal is Suing Over It (Of Course)

Universal Studios and Fifty Shades Ltd., which own the movie and book rights, respectively, to EL JamesFifty Shades of Grey trilogy, is suing Smash Pictures over porn parody Fifty Shades of Grey: A XXX Adaptation.

Give me ALL the laughing gifs.

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Allow Us To Explain

Porn Turns Women’s Brains Off So Other Things Can Turn On

Scientist: “We’re doing this new study we were hoping you could help us out with?” Woman: “What would it involve?” Scientist: “Watching a lot of porn, and also, documentaries on sea life.” Woman: ” I will help you…for science!”

Researchers in the Netherlands have discovered, through careful scientific study, that part of our brains shut down while watching pornographic videos and that there’s a perfectly valid explanation for it. They also have a few words on how anxiety affects sexual arousal. Please do read on. 

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What’s in the Graphic Novels Section of the Nook Store? Novels That are Graphic (By Which I Mean Porn)

The number of times that I have been asked “Graphic novel? Is that, um, pornography?” is not insignificant. I know it’s something my mother has had to explain a few times after telling people what my hobbies and interests are.

But the Nook apparently has a slightly different problem. Its system that allows writers to self-publish their ebooks to its network also allows them to choose what genre their work is displayed in… apparently without much moderation.

Which means that there’s a ton of porn in the Graphic Novel section. Or so Sascha Segan of PC Magazine found, while trying to pick up for Eric Shanower‘s Oz series.

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Keep the Change Ya Filthy Animal

So, Here Is Some First-Century British Porn

Hey there, ladies and gents. Allow me to pose a question to you all: Can you feel the love tonight? Well, how about you give this vintage sex token a gander? Recently discovered in the mud of the Thames, historians claim that the bronze token dates back to the first century and was used as currency in brothels. How did they come to that conclusion? I direct your attention to the two figures copulating on the face of the disk. That’s how they figured that out. So, congratulations! You have just started your day by reading about what could possibly be the world’s oldest British pornography!

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Things We Saw Today

Things We Saw Today: How to Survive Groundhog Day

Hey: Are you stuck in an infinite time loop? Then you might benefit from the infographic above by HERO Design, which was part of Gallery 1988‘s Please Post Bills show. As you might be able to guess, it’s an art tribute to Bill Murray. Oh, you’re welcome! (via Popped Culture)

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