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  1. Marvel A-Force Writer G. Willow Wilson Takes Issue with Jill Lepore’s New Yorker Op-Ed Calling Her Heroes “Porn Stars”

    So I was the last person on the internet to find out about this little op-ed by Jill Lepore. When Harvard professors are throwing shade on you from the rarified heights of the New Yorker, you have officially arrived in life, or at least in comics. So I was rather chuffed by this piece, though I do want to respond to some of the points raised, because they tie into some of the broader conversations we’ve been having lately in the comics community. I’d like to give a shout-out to Valkyrie Leia Cal

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  2. The Wankband: Sustainable, Renewable Energy Through Masturbation

    Energy crisis solved.

    Save the world by doing what you do best.

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  3. The Search For Sex-Positive Hentai

    Harder than you might think.

    According to Porn MD, “hentai” is the fourth most searched porn term in the world - in other words, approximately everybody alive has seen anime characters grinding. That also means that I can say with a pretty decent amount of certainty that you, dear readers, have seen some. It’s alright, friends; you’re safe here.

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  4. Simulated Sex Protest Against UK’s New Restrictive Porn Laws Will Be Staged In London

    Hey, British Board of Film Censors: careful, now.

    Instead of a sit in, we're getting a facesitting. That's not a pithy joke, by the way. There is literally going to be a mass facesitting in Westminster. Bring your friends.

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  5. May The Odds Be Ever In Your Beaver: There’s Finally a Hunger Games Porn Parody

    You need to see the title. It's genius.

    They gave us Bob's Burgers erotica. They gave us Doctor Whore, Game of Bones, and the wonderfully titled Gnardians of the Galaxy: 50 Shades of Groot. Now the porn parody purveyors at Woodrocket have a new film for us, and we're pretty surprised it hadn't been done yet. Then again, maybe we're glad about that, considering the source material.

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  6. New UK Legislation Bans Female Ejaculation, Facesitting, Some BDSM From Streaming Porn

    I'll tell you where you can stick that legislation.

    Terrible news, UK porn watchers: unless your favorite British-run streaming service can ensure that its kinkier fare "is made available in a manner which secures that persons under the age of 18 will not normally see or hear it," it's about to get censored right off your Internet—and apparently, "female ejaculation" counts.

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  7. The Guardians of the Galaxy Porn Title Is a Thing of Beauty, in Case You Didn’t Guess That Was Happening

    The true story of how baby Groot was made.

    Something good? Something bad? A bit of both!

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  8. I Watched Doctor Whore And Its Geek Porn Predecessors And Lived To Blog About It

    Wibbly-wobbly sorry Mom.

    I stared down the rabbit hole (and many other orifices) of geek adult film parodies and am here, for what it's worth, to report back. Geronimoan!

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  9. Watch Fantastic Breasts And Where To Find Them, A Beautiful Slam Poem Defending Potterotica

    Cosigned.

    Brenna Twohy performed this hilarious and scathing piece in the 2014 National Poetry Slam, and I think her words speak for themselves. You can find more snap-worthy pieces over on Button Poetry.

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  10. Men Who Watch a Buttload of Porn Could Be Shrinking Their Brains

    Or murdering kittens. You know, whichever scare tactic is popular this month.

    Apparently, self-love can really take it out of you, if by "it" you mean gray matter. A study published last week in JAMA Psychiatry shows a potential link between porn consumption and (brain) shrinkage, but the researchers say not to worry about deleting your browser history just yet.

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  11. So There’s Gonna Be a Doctor Who Porn Parody

    Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey Stuff

    And frankly, we think Wood Rocket could do better on the pun. Or they could just call it Captain Jack. But the real question is "Which of these quotes from the press release is best?"

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  12. Updated: US Airways Just Tweeted A Picture Of An Airplane Heading In For A Very NSFW Landing

    Heads are going to roll like so many carelessly handled bags.

    Someone at US Airways is about to be fired. A typical twitter exchange with a complaining customer just ended with the company tweeting a NSFW image of an airplane flying into a vagina. US Airways has obviously already removed the image, but the Internet is forever and unfortunately for the perpetrator, so are the NSFW screencaps.

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  13. In Other News, Pope Francis Blessed A Parrot That Belongs to an Italian Erotic Film Star

    That's got to be a fetish somewhere.

    The Pope must go on some kind of autopilot when he's blessing stuff, right? After all, there are so many people trying to get his blessing that it's gotta be draining. So when Francis saw a green parrot at his general audience on Wednesday, of course he was gonna bless it, too. And in doing so, he set up the best headline we've heard all week.

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  14. ISP Porn Filters in the UK Accidentally Blocked a League of Legends Update Over Its Filenames

    Guys, why are you blocking sex, anyway? Isn't that pretty much the opposite of porn?

    Proving that new porn filters they've adopted are super effective, some ISPs in the UK have blocked a League of Legends patch. Job well done, guys. Wait, what? There's nothing pornographic about the League of Legends patch, and the obviously high tech porn filters banned it simply for having the letters "sex" in a row in filenames? Well that won't do.

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  15. Shut The Internet Down, There’s A Professionally Shot Brony-Themed Porn In Existence

    Yep, this planet is oficially ruined. Let's go populate a new one.

    So apparently a press release for "Adult Entertainment's 1st Brony-Themed Movie" just went out. Want to know how we know this? Because a whole bunch of people on that e-mail list took to Twitter at once to document their shrieking, horrified agony.

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  16. Amazon Is Cracking Down On Monster Porn, And We Won’t Stand For It

    i'll just leave this here

    One of the great things about self-publishing it that it allows authors to get their works out to the masses without the hassle of going through publishers who might not understand the, er, niche appeal of what they write. Like, for example, erotica where ladies get down and dirty with mythological creatures like minotaurs, boar gods, cthulhu, and mermen. And hey, I may not agree with the Bigfoot porn you read, but I'll defend to the death your right to read it. The same is not true of Amazon, which has been yanking "cryptozoological erotica” from their digital shelves. For shame, Amazon. For shame.

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  17. Benedict Cumberbatch Explains How He & Peter Jackson Made Dragon Porn

    It is a gift!

    "It was motion capture, so I did roll around a bit on the carpet. He’s talking about the dragon porn that happened a little bit later, in the sort of third installment of our work together…they built the platform in the main soundstage at the post-production facility down in Wellington and it was great. It was sort of above [the floor] so I had this kind of thing of superiority. They built a wooden platform on stilts and they had this hard board that they’d padded with some foam and mats and stuff and on top of that they put this sheepskin. It was literally like 'Baum chicka baum baum,' me up on my Smaug-y platform. I was like, 'This is cool, I can slink around like a porn star dragon.'" - Benedict Cumberbatch speaking with L.A. Times' Heroes Complex about his time working on The Hobbit. Porn star dragon. This man, I swear... He went on to add...

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  18. Your Game Of Thrones Porn Parody Trailer Arrives With An Interesting Iron Throne

    Winter Is Coming

    A few things. There's finally a Game of Thrones porn, it's called Game of Bones: Winter is Cumming (not to be confused with the other in production). Secondly, director Lee Roy Myers was asked if there was anything "too wrong" for them to broach in the parody. He said. "Yes. The whole Cersei & Jaime Lannister, brother and sister sexual relationship is taboo. At WoodRocket, we typically try and avoid incest as a running theme in porn." But...but...canon! And they did it on HBO! Sigh. Check out the teaser...

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  19. Dutch Art Installation Reportedly Hacked, Now Makes Porn Moaning Sounds

    Either that, or somebody's got a favorite location to have loud public sex.

    Today's a weird day for art and explicit content, huh? Except this time it's not intentional on the part of the artist. Apparently a public arts project in Enschede, Netherlands, been hacked so that instead of playing natural bird sounds as intended, it emits very creepy sex-moaning noises out of loudspeakers placed around a large part of town.

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  20. Things We Saw Today: The Grumpy Catbus

    Things We Saw Today

    Timothy Doyle created this memetic Miyazaki mashup masterpiece for an upcoming Lil Bub gallery show at Spoke Art. (io9)

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