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  1. Simulated Sex Protest Against UK’s New Restrictive Porn Laws Will Be Staged In London

    Hey, British Board of Film Censors: careful, now.

    Instead of a sit in, we're getting a facesitting. That's not a pithy joke, by the way. There is literally going to be a mass facesitting in Westminster. Bring your friends.

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  2. May The Odds Be Ever In Your Beaver: There’s Finally a Hunger Games Porn Parody

    You need to see the title. It's genius.

    They gave us Bob's Burgers erotica. They gave us Doctor Whore, Game of Bones, and the wonderfully titled Gnardians of the Galaxy: 50 Shades of Groot. Now the porn parody purveyors at Woodrocket have a new film for us, and we're pretty surprised it hadn't been done yet. Then again, maybe we're glad about that, considering the source material.

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  3. New UK Legislation Bans Female Ejaculation, Facesitting, Some BDSM From Streaming Porn

    I'll tell you where you can stick that legislation.

    Terrible news, UK porn watchers: unless your favorite British-run streaming service can ensure that its kinkier fare "is made available in a manner which secures that persons under the age of 18 will not normally see or hear it," it's about to get censored right off your Internet—and apparently, "female ejaculation" counts.

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  4. I Watched Doctor Whore And Its Geek Porn Predecessors And Lived To Blog About It

    Wibbly-wobbly sorry Mom.

    I stared down the rabbit hole (and many other orifices) of geek adult film parodies and am here, for what it's worth, to report back. Geronimoan!

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  5. Watch Fantastic Breasts And Where To Find Them, A Beautiful Slam Poem Defending Potterotica

    Cosigned.

    Brenna Twohy performed this hilarious and scathing piece in the 2014 National Poetry Slam, and I think her words speak for themselves. You can find more snap-worthy pieces over on Button Poetry.

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  6. Men Who Watch a Buttload of Porn Could Be Shrinking Their Brains

    Or murdering kittens. You know, whichever scare tactic is popular this month.

    Apparently, self-love can really take it out of you, if by "it" you mean gray matter. A study published last week in JAMA Psychiatry shows a potential link between porn consumption and (brain) shrinkage, but the researchers say not to worry about deleting your browser history just yet.

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  7. So There’s Gonna Be a Doctor Who Porn Parody

    Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey Stuff

    And frankly, we think Wood Rocket could do better on the pun. Or they could just call it Captain Jack. But the real question is "Which of these quotes from the press release is best?"

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  8. Updated: US Airways Just Tweeted A Picture Of An Airplane Heading In For A Very NSFW Landing

    Heads are going to roll like so many carelessly handled bags.

    Someone at US Airways is about to be fired. A typical twitter exchange with a complaining customer just ended with the company tweeting a NSFW image of an airplane flying into a vagina. US Airways has obviously already removed the image, but the Internet is forever and unfortunately for the perpetrator, so are the NSFW screencaps.

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  9. In Other News, Pope Francis Blessed A Parrot That Belongs to an Italian Erotic Film Star

    That's got to be a fetish somewhere.

    The Pope must go on some kind of autopilot when he's blessing stuff, right? After all, there are so many people trying to get his blessing that it's gotta be draining. So when Francis saw a green parrot at his general audience on Wednesday, of course he was gonna bless it, too. And in doing so, he set up the best headline we've heard all week.

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  10. Shut The Internet Down, There’s A Professionally Shot Brony-Themed Porn In Existence

    Yep, this planet is oficially ruined. Let's go populate a new one.

    So apparently a press release for "Adult Entertainment's 1st Brony-Themed Movie" just went out. Want to know how we know this? Because a whole bunch of people on that e-mail list took to Twitter at once to document their shrieking, horrified agony.

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