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Amazon Is Cracking Down On Monster Porn, And We Won’t Stand For It

One of the great things about self-publishing it that it allows authors to get their works out to the masses without the hassle of going through publishers who might not understand the, er, niche appeal of what they write. Like, for example, erotica where ladies get down and dirty with mythological creatures like minotaurs, boar gods, cthulhu, and mermen. And hey, I may not agree with the Bigfoot porn you read, but I’ll defend to the death your right to read it.

The same is not true of Amazon, which has been yanking “cryptozoological erotica” from their digital shelves. For shame, Amazon. For shame.

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It is a gift!

Benedict Cumberbatch Explains How He & Peter Jackson Made Dragon Porn

“It was motion capture, so I did roll around a bit on the carpet. He’s talking about the dragon porn that happened a little bit later, in the sort of third installment of our work together…they built the platform in the main soundstage at the post-production facility down in Wellington and it was great. It was sort of above [the floor] so I had this kind of thing of superiority. They built a wooden platform on stilts and they had this hard board that they’d padded with some foam and mats and stuff and on top of that they put this sheepskin. It was literally like ‘Baum chicka baum baum,’ me up on my Smaug-y platform. I was like, ‘This is cool, I can slink around like a porn star dragon.’”Benedict Cumberbatch speaking with L.A. Times’ Heroes Complex about his time working on The Hobbit.

Porn star dragon. This man, I swear…

He went on to add…

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Winter Is Coming

Your Game Of Thrones Porn Parody Trailer Arrives With An Interesting Iron Throne

A few things. There’s finally a Game of Thrones porn, it’s called Game of Bones: Winter is Cumming (not to be confused with the other in production). Secondly, director Lee Roy Myers was asked if there was anything “too wrong” for them to broach in the parody. He said. “Yes. The whole Cersei & Jaime Lannister, brother and sister sexual relationship is taboo. At WoodRocket, we typically try and avoid incest as a running theme in porn.” But…but…canon! And they did it on HBO! Sigh. Check out the teaser…

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Things We Saw Today

Things We Saw Today: The Grumpy Catbus

Timothy Doyle created this memetic Miyazaki mashup masterpiece for an upcoming Lil Bub gallery show at Spoke Art. (io9)

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Don't Panic

Everyone Can Calm Down. Tumblr Has Fixed Your Porn Problem. We Think.

The other day, we posted about a few issues from Yahoo’s Tumblr takeover. “Adult blogs” were being removed from searches but blogs were also being marked as “adult” without consulting individual users. While most of us expected changes in the Yahoo-era, this one was concerning because it was affecting things that weren’t actually porn (sex education, fandom posts, for example). Thankfully, Tumblr has decided to clarify.

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And That's Terrible

Tumblr Cracks Down On Adult Content, Suffers An Unrelated Security Breach. Karma?

It’s not been a great day for Tumblr. First there’s a “security vulnerability” in their iOS apps that put their users’ passwords at risk. Second, they’re facing backlash over a new policy toward adult content.

Yahoo, is this your doing?

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In Which We Make A Terrible Pun

Two Rival Game of Thrones Porn Parodies Mean Winter is Coming, If You Know What I Mean

If you didn’t think there was enough sexposition in Game of Thrones, we’ve got good news for you: there are two different porn spoofs of the series on the way!

Details and lots of Game of Thrones-themed sex puns under the cut.

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Faster than a speeding bullet!

The Man of Steel Porn Parody Features Things You Won’t See In Man of Steel [VIDEO]

I haven’t seen Man of Steel yet (no spoilers!) but I can bet when I do, I won’t see Doctor Fate, Livewire, Silver Banshee, or Zatanna. Much like The Wolverine porn parody and others, Man of Steel XXX lets the filmmakers utilize DC Comics characters in a way Warner Bros. probably never will. And no, I don’t mean the having sex part.

(via Blastr)

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My Spidey Sense Is Tingling

This Porn Parody Allows Wolverine And Spider-Man To Be In The Same Movie [VIDEO]

I’m constantly amazed at how porn parodies manage to do what big Hollywood blockbusters can’t. Not only do they bring characters together the studios can’t because of rights issues but they utilize characters we’ve been waiting to see on screen forever. And Wolverine gets his classic costume. This must be magic.

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Surprising No One, Makers of Fifty Shades Porn Parody Settle Lawsuit With Universal

In case you missed it, Smash Pictures has made a Fifty Shades of Grey porn parody. Why did they need to make a porn parody of something that is already erotica? Well, because Universal Pictures has licensed the movie rights to Fifty Shades of Grey for their own movie adaptation, but planned as rated NC-17. The smaller studio was originally countersuing, but has just dropped its suit.

Which is good news for folks who write and enjoy fanfiction. Or for everybody who posts anything online, really, because their counter argument was that since Fifty Shades of Grey was initially publicly posted online as Twilight fanfiction, it was automatically part of the public domain.

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