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  1. Sorry, Scamp, Socks the Moonwalking Shetland Pony is Not Your Moonwalking Shetland Father

    We all want a dancing pony to be our dad. I'm human and I want a dancing pony to be my dad, and my dad's great. He's just not a pony.

    The picture above shows Socks, the Internet famous Shetland pony known for his sweet dance moves like moonwalking. He's in the middle of a paternity battle at the moment with a claim that he sired little Scamp. It turns out Socks isn't Scamp's father, but this all-pony Jerry Springer episode doesn't end there. Further testing found out who the father was, and Socks is reportedly not happy about it -- even though he's a pony.

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  2. Staten Island Goes Twin Peaks As Men In Black Track Down Runaway Zebra and Pony

    The Staten Island Advance is reporting that a pony and a zebra are at large on the island, just strolling around the borough like they own the place, and the paper has the grainy cell phone video to prove it. The horses have been at large since at least this morning, when a resident witnessed them running through a parking lot. Keep reading for the most adorable footage of a Staten Island parking lot you're likely to see ever.

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