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  1. Chefs Settle the Deep Dish Debate Once and for All: Chicago Pizza Is Not Actually Pizza

    Reality bites, Chi city!

    Four out of four chefs (kind of) agree: New York has the best pizza. Professionals have finally weighed in on the Chicago vs. New York slice war, and it's finally, definitively settled, that's it, forever, no take-backs... deep dish pizza is not actually pizza.

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  2. NPR Is Very Concerned That We Know How Much Pizza Is the Right Amount of Pizza

    More like National PIZZA Radio, amirite?

    Quoctrung Bui of NPR is deeply concerned that the citizens of America aren't making informed decisions about their size of pizza pie. Inspired by sharing a slice with a pizza-savvy economist, she worked with Grubhub/Seamless to compile a graph to conclusively demonstrate that more pizza is always the best kind of pizza.

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  3. Chevron Apologizes for Fracking Site Explosion With Free Pizza

    Do oil spill victims at least get 5% off at Taco Bell?

    In a single move Chevron has managed to demonstrate that they are bad at apologies, public relations, and preventing explosions. After a deadly February 11 explosion at a fracking site near Bobtown, Pennsylvania, the corporation is giving out coupons for free pizza, because that's how complacent Chevron thinks their consumer base is.

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  4. The Army Has Developed Patriotic Pizza That Will Stay Fresh For Years

    Private Pepperoni, reporting TO YOUR MOUTH.

    For years, U.S. Military Labs have been cooking up technology to drastically improve the lives of soldiers in the field. After lengthy research and much anticipation, food science has finally done the impossible and created a pizza that stays edible for years, even in hot climates. Little Caesars, you should be ashamed.

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  5. If You Love Pizza Hut so Much Why Don’t You Marry It? Or at Least Check Out Its OKCupid Profile

    I'm in Veggie Likers with you, Pizza Hut, but I don't know if I'm in Veggie Lovers with you.

    Lonely this Valentine's Day? Don't worry, Pizza Hut is there for you--at least if you have an OKCupid profile. It does too. Yes. Now you can date a pizza franchise, just like Saint Valentine intended. (That's what Valentine's Day is about, right?) You could also WIN FREE PIZZA FOR LIFE!

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  6. 3D Printed Pizza Is a Real Thing, Please Excuse Us, We’re Hungry Now

    If they can't deliver this technology to us in thirty minutes or less, will it be free?

    Yes, we finally have 3D printed pizza. That's right, everyone can relax now and stop working on the 3D printing technology. It has reached its ultimate goal. Wait, you should probably keep working on it, because the cheese and spices still had to be added after the fact. Or because the technology might just be super useful. Whatever.

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  7. Domino’s Drone Delivers Unnerving Vision of Grim Future, Also Pizza

    And the next job to be wiped out by technological advancements is...anyone who delivers anything for a living.

    Love getting pizza delivered straight to your door but wish there were a way to further minimize human interaction in the course of your day? Domino's is here to help, using flying drones to send pizzas to the homes of hungry customers, because if there's anything better than pizza -- and I'm not saying there is -- it's pizza brought to you by a robot.

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  8. NASA Wants a 3D Printer That Prints Pizza and So Should Everyone Else

    3D printing stuff is fine, but 3D printing pizza is better. NASA knows that, and it's throwing money at the problem of there not being any 3D-printed pizza in the world.

    People are using 3D printing technology for all kinds of things -- even guns! Anjan Contractor thinks 3D printing can solve the world's hunger problem, and NASA is backing him with a $125,000 grant to build his food printer. Since 3D printing food requires that food to be built in layers, what better food to start with than pizza?

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  9. Sign of the End Times: Pizza Hut App Lets You Order Pizza Without Letting Go of Xbox Controller

    The dark ages of eating pizza and playing video games are coming to an end now that Pizza Hut has released its official Xbox ordering app, sparing us all the grim fate of putting down the controller to order a pizza. Truly, we live in the future. Now we get to find out how long the future will put up with this kind of crap.

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  10. Russian Man Takes Four Hostages, Only Demands Are A Pizza And A Sprite

    Today in "Totally Reasonable Ransoms" news, a Russian man armed with a handgun and explosives took four people hostage on a college campus. In return for the continued safety of his captives, he had some pretty simple, if slightly confusing, conditions. It turns out, the hostage taker just needed a good meal, demanding only a pizza and a Sprite from police. Which is really shooting rather low, if you ask us. Dude could have gotten a helicopter!

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