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  1. Push For Pizza Is an App Where You Push a Button and You Get Pizza

    Uber, but for— *gets slapped in the face*

    Almost everyone loves pizza but hates having to go on a computer or fill out online delivery forms, or call a place and talk to people on the phone, or... move. Well, a team of five teenage guys in Brooklyn has solved that particular problem in the dorkiest, most obvious way possible.

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  2. The Designers Of Comic-Con’s Pizza Launcher Prove Its Pizza-Pitching Power

    Here's something I thought I'd never say: thank you, Michael Bay.

    Last week we showed you a teaser video for arguably the most audacious aspect of this year's comic-con--a 12 foot tall pneumatic pizza thrower built to strike fear in the heart of Pizza Hut's enemies promote the tie-in between Michael Bay's TMNT and Pizza Hut. Now we have a hilariously straight-faced video in which the machine's designers demonstrate its marinara-missile action and explain how they brought the classic Pizza Launcher toy to life.

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  3. Pizza Hut Created a Real 12-Foot-Tall Ninja Turtles Pizza Launcher

    Finally Pizza Hut pizza has reached it fully weaponized potential.

    Remember the Ninja Turtles Pizza Launcher toy? It hurled little plastic pizzas at your enemies. That's just a toy right? Certainly, no person would be insane enough to build a real life machine that tosses pizzas! It turns out that Pizza Hut is an entire company of people exactly that insane. They built one and they're showing it off at San Diego Comic-Con.

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  4. Amazing Parents Develop Ninja Pizza Girl Game Based on Their Daughters’ Real World Delivery Experiences

    Ninja pizza: pizza that vanishes quickly, without a trace.

    The idea behind Ninja Pizza Girl is simple: the developers' daughter is a kung fu-practicing pizza delivery girl in reality, and they wanted to make a game that showcased that real life experience in a fun way and also addressed real world issues we've all faced. The game looks to do just that by having you deliver pizza parkour-style and fight some pretty unconventional villains—garbage-throwing, insult-slinging peers.

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  5. New Study Explores the Nature of Altruism Using Random Acts of Pizza

    Protip: be poor and sad.

    Want a pizza but don't feel like doing that thing where you pay for it? You can always ask the Internet to send you one. If you're on the right part of Reddit, they actually might, which has some Stanford University researchers curious about why.

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  6. Monday Cute: Tiny Hamsters Eating Tiny Foods 2: Back to the Pizza

    Awwwwww

    Last Monday we brought you the thrilling saga of a tiny hamster eating a tiny burrito. Today that same tiny hamster (who went through extensive plastic surgery so he wouldn't be recognized by the mob—it's all explained in the first act) is back, and he's even hungrier... for justice. And pizza. Rated PG-13 for graphic depictions of noms. (via: Geekosystem) Are you following The Mary Sue on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, & Google +?

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  7. This Tiny Hamster Eating a Tiny Pizza Proves the “Tiny Hamster Eats Tiny _____ = Adorable” Formula Works

    Quick! We need more tiny food!

    HelloDenizen's "Tiny Hamster Eating Tiny Burritos" video was a big hit on the Internet last week, and rightfully so. It's adorable. So, as it turns out, is feeding a tiny hamster tiny hamster pizza, as proven by April's Animals. It's not as cute since the hamster doesn't stuff the whole thing in its little face, but still. Adorable.

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  8. It’s Not Delivery, It’s Daenerys In This Pizza-Themed Game of Thrones Parody

    You have the honor of addressing Daenerys Stuffed-Crust of House Targaryen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sicilian.

    They were all smiling at her, reaching for her, kneeling before her. “Pepperoni,” some called her, while others cried “Deep Dish” or "Anchovy” or “Extra Cheese,” but whatever the tongue it all meant the same thing. Pizza. They are calling me Pizza.

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  9. Daenerys Targaryen Will Take What Is Hers With Wood-Fired Pizza and Blood [VIDEO]

    Hear Me Roar

    So that's how Daenerys can win the people of Westeros over to her side: By buying them pizza. Armies are great and all, but I can't imagine even the Lannisters could resist a large stuffed-crust with extra pepperoni. She might have to throw in an order of breadsticks to win over the notoriously prickly Tywin, but after that she'll be good. (via: Fashionably Geek) Are you following The Mary Sue on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, & Google +?

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  10. Domino’s Now Offers Pizza With Fried Chicken Instead of Dough

    Stop using chicken for bread.

    Domino's just launched a new product called "Specialty Chicken," which sounds much worse than it is, and it sounds pretty bad. "Specialty Chicken" is a pizza that replaces dough with chicken then adds sauce, cheese, and other toppings. They also launched a new slogan with "Failure is an Option." It sure is, Domino's. It sure is.

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