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  1. Things We Saw Today: Bedding For A Pizzaful Night’s Sleep

    A person in the streets, but a pizza in the sheets.

    This bedding will run you $65-80 over on Incredible Things, but that seems a fair price to lie every night with one's true love.

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  2. The American Chemical Society Explains The Delicious Science Behind Pizza’s Mouthfeel

    See you guys later. I need to do some "research."

    I have it on good authority that pizza is made from Chris Evans kisses and God’s daydreams, but the American Chemical Society has another (slightly more credible) explanation. 

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  3. Pizza Hut Has Introduced A BOOK IT Alumni Program For Adults

    MOUNTAIN DEW AND BREADSTICKS ON ME!

    Pizza Hut is celebrating 30 years of their "BOOK IT" program. WHAT? Crazy, I know. But that means those of us who remember it fondly get a free pizza. AND YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO READ ANY BOOKS! Wait...I actually liked that part!

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  4. How to Measure the Speed of Light With Pizza at Home and Other Important Pizza Science

    But can science explain why anyone would put a pizza in the microwave?

    This video will teach you all about pizza science and using amateur methods like folding to decrease the flop ratio (scientific term) of your pizza. Too bad everyone knows that expert pizza eaters just put one slice on top of the other like a sandwich for maximum pizza intake.

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  5. Push For Pizza Is an App Where You Push a Button and You Get Pizza

    Uber, but for— *gets slapped in the face*

    Almost everyone loves pizza but hates having to go on a computer or fill out online delivery forms, or call a place and talk to people on the phone, or... move. Well, a team of five teenage guys in Brooklyn has solved that particular problem in the dorkiest, most obvious way possible.

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  6. The Designers Of Comic-Con’s Pizza Launcher Prove Its Pizza-Pitching Power

    Here's something I thought I'd never say: thank you, Michael Bay.

    Last week we showed you a teaser video for arguably the most audacious aspect of this year's comic-con--a 12 foot tall pneumatic pizza thrower built to strike fear in the heart of Pizza Hut's enemies promote the tie-in between Michael Bay's TMNT and Pizza Hut. Now we have a hilariously straight-faced video in which the machine's designers demonstrate its marinara-missile action and explain how they brought the classic Pizza Launcher toy to life.

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  7. Pizza Hut Created a Real 12-Foot-Tall Ninja Turtles Pizza Launcher

    Finally Pizza Hut pizza has reached it fully weaponized potential.

    Remember the Ninja Turtles Pizza Launcher toy? It hurled little plastic pizzas at your enemies. That's just a toy right? Certainly, no person would be insane enough to build a real life machine that tosses pizzas! It turns out that Pizza Hut is an entire company of people exactly that insane. They built one and they're showing it off at San Diego Comic-Con.

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  8. Amazing Parents Develop Ninja Pizza Girl Game Based on Their Daughters’ Real World Delivery Experiences

    Ninja pizza: pizza that vanishes quickly, without a trace.

    The idea behind Ninja Pizza Girl is simple: the developers' daughter is a kung fu-practicing pizza delivery girl in reality, and they wanted to make a game that showcased that real life experience in a fun way and also addressed real world issues we've all faced. The game looks to do just that by having you deliver pizza parkour-style and fight some pretty unconventional villains—garbage-throwing, insult-slinging peers.

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  9. New Study Explores the Nature of Altruism Using Random Acts of Pizza

    Protip: be poor and sad.

    Want a pizza but don't feel like doing that thing where you pay for it? You can always ask the Internet to send you one. If you're on the right part of Reddit, they actually might, which has some Stanford University researchers curious about why.

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  10. Monday Cute: Tiny Hamsters Eating Tiny Foods 2: Back to the Pizza

    Awwwwww

    Last Monday we brought you the thrilling saga of a tiny hamster eating a tiny burrito. Today that same tiny hamster (who went through extensive plastic surgery so he wouldn't be recognized by the mob—it's all explained in the first act) is back, and he's even hungrier... for justice. And pizza. Rated PG-13 for graphic depictions of noms. (via: Geekosystem) Are you following The Mary Sue on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, & Google +?

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