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  1. Chemical Pollution Might Be Weakening Polar Bear Penises

    Thanks a lot, HUMANS.

    That's not a euphemism, by the way—I'm not saying that the chemicals are affecting the virility of the polar bear population (though they probably are). I'm saying that some scientists in Denmark think that pollutants have been literally causing polar bear dongles to lose their bone density over time. For real.

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  2. Science Says Lizard Penises Evolve at an Astounding Rate, Are Essentially Pokémon

    Highly-evolved genitalia is a good way to tell if someone's a lizard person. That, and if they unzip themselves out of their meat suit.

    In a study published last week in the Journal of Zoology, scientists have confirmed for the first time that Caribbean lizard dongs rise to the evolutionary occasion faster than any other lizard body part.

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  3. Things We Saw Today: Hasbro’s Replacement Play-Doh Penis Toy

    Thing that can't be unseen.

    After receiving numerous complaints regarding the questionably-shaped 'Extruder' toy included in Hasbro's new Cake Mountain Set, the company has replaced the phallic device with this new, larger model.

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  4. An Update: Play-Doh Is Redesigning The “Extruder” Toy That Looks Like a Penis

    Goodnight, sweet penis prince.

    Get your accidental penises while you can, folks. According to the official Play-Doh Facebook page—which, you'll no doubt remember, is currently full of complaints from people about how the icing extruder on their latest Cake Mountain playset looks like a penis—they've heard the various complaints and will update their toys in the future.

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  5. Penis-Shaped Play-Doh Toy Ruins Christmas for Uptight People Everywhere

    Since when is penis-making not Play-Doh 101?

    Play-doh had the hard job of doing some damage control on Facebook after what I can only assume was a cock-up in the design phase resulted in a plastic accessory looking less like the Cake Mountain icing maker it was supposed to be and more like a dil-doh.

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  6. Baby Born From A Transplanted Womb For First Time; Lab-Grown Penises May Soon Be Tested On Humans

    Nothing's more cuterus than a new uterus!

    Well done, science! In a development which has surprised even noted obstetricians, a 36-year-old Swedish woman has become the first ever person to give birth to a baby carried in a transplanted womb. The patient received the uterus from a 61-year-old who had already borne two children and gone through menopause.

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  7. Mental Floss Video Examines 20 Commonly-Held Misconceptions About Sex

    I did not know that about corn flakes.

    Mental Floss wants to clear a couple of things up about human anatomy and the purpose of one ubiquitous breakfast cereal.

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  8. Enter to Win a A Limited Edition Collector’s “Package” of Penis Museum Documentary The Final Member

    Competition will be stiff.

    Here's the firm truth: The Final Member is a documentary about penises. Or, well, the world's only penis museum. Even if you're not into weird science (or, for that matter, penises), it's still an excellent, surprisingly heartfelt film about identity, legacy, and obsession. And we're giving away a copy of the "Collector's 'Package,'" out today on DVD and Blu-ray from Drafthouse Films.

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  9. Tech Perverts, Your Dreams Have Come True: You Can Now Design And 3D Print Your Own Dildo

    Don't look scandalized. You're on the Internet.

    Gone are the days when everyone would sew their own clothes, build their own houses, or, in this case, whittle their own sex toys from wood they chopped down themselves. But if you're looking for just the perfectly tailored fake penis to pleasure yourself with, then take heart! You don't have to go to Etsy for that shit anymore.

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  10. While Filming Nude Wolverine Scene, Hugh Jackman Almost Lost His Little Cyclops

    Snikt

    According to a number of British outlets, Hugh Jackman's appearance on tonight's The Graham Norton Show will feature the actor's story of nearly significantly injuring himself while filming The Wolverine's nude fight scene. What I want to know is why none of you told me that The Wolverine had a nude fight scene.

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