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  1. That’s No Panda! Italian Circus in Hot Water After Trying to Pass Off Adorable Dogs as the Endangered Species

    "Ugh, bamboo again? I distinctly remember ordering a fine leather shoe."

    No one will ever suspect.

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  2. Monday Cute: Damn It, Baby Pandas, You Are Drunk

    Drunk with cuteness, we imagine.

    Today we learned that China Central Television, the leading broadcast television station in mainland China, has its own Youtube channel on which it occasionally posts videos from the Chengdu Wolong National Natural Reserve in Sichuan. Too bad their pandas' behavior is just so deplorable. Get ahold of yourselves, pandas! Sit up straight and stop clinging to everything already!

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  3. Things We Saw Today: History’s Sassiest Raptors

    We do move in herds!

    Spare no expense!

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  4. Live Broadcast of Panda Birth Cancelled: Turns Out The Panda Wasn’t Really Pregnant

    I think I saw a Maury episode like this once.

    Real talk: you want to know why pandas are so severely endangered? Sure, poachers and other humans encroaching on their habitats is the primary factor, but it's also partially because pandas are literally the worst at getting pregnant.

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  5. Monday Cute: Pandas Going Down a Slide

    Eats, slides and leaves.

    Chengdu Panda Base in China is a place for panda research, breeding, and preservation. Oh, they also have a slide that the pandas get to slide down in one of the cutest videos of anyone sliding down anything we've ever seen. Is this video two years old? Sure. Is it a video of pandas gleefully sliding down a slide? You bet it is.

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  6. Monday Cute: Panda Conservation Center Has Job Opening; We Are Serious, Quitting

    Awwwwww

    The China Giant Panda Protection and Research Center in Ya'an, Sichuan province, China, is raising awareness of panda preservation by offering a unique job opportunity. $32k a year, accommodations, meals, and a company car, all to babysit giant pandas. The application is apparently somewhere on this amazing website (autoplay sound). Previously in Monday Cute

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  7. Cat Parasite Toxoplasma Now Infecting Pandas

    I guess a Kung Flu Panda joke would be in poor taste.

    Insidious parasite Toxoplasma, famous for thriving in cat guts and causing psychotic behavior in its hosts, has claimed its first known panda victim. Toxoplasma transfers to humans too, but who wants to live in a world where all the adorable animals are dead?

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  8. Breaking: Pandas Are Indestructible Balls of Fluff

    Winter Is Coming

    When I woke up this morning, it was snowing horizontally and I couldn't see further than half a block outside my window. So I have brought you this video of someone who could enjoy the weather much more than I can.

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  9. Today We Learned Sneezing Baby Panda: The Movie Is a Real Thing

    Do the hosts of How Did This Get Made? know about this?

    About two years ago we learned that someone would be turning the "Sneezing baby panda" viral video into a feature film. They meant it, and now Sneezing Baby Panda: The Movie exists. There's a trailer, so it looks like there's no stopping this saccharinly adorable film from happening.

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  10. Monday Cute: Baby Pandas, Tiny Squeaking

    Awwwwww

    Everybody should have some baby pandas to look at on a Monday. Previously in Baby Animals

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