Wait, what?

Looks like you came here from Geekosystem. Don't worry, everything is still here. We've just combined forces with The Mary Sue to bring you more and better content, all in one place.

nostalgia

  1. 7 Important Life Lessons Learned from Labyrinth

    That owl does NOT have your Hogwarts letter.

    It is kind of (really, totally) possible that I have a bit of a Labyrinth problem. But that’s all beside the point. Somewhere along the way, I began to realize that maybe the reasons I love Labyrinth so much have more to do with the wisdom hidden within than they do with my desire to name my next pet Sir Didymus. Without further revelation of the depths of my personal nerd-dom, I present some important life lessons learned from Labyrinth.

    Read More
  2. Cut It Out! The Cast of Full House Is Seriously Considering a Reboot Series

    Have mercy!

    So this is what happened to predictability.

    Read More
  3. New Trailer For Lifetime’s Saved By The Bell Movie Has Less Push Up Contests, More Punching And Abraham Lincoln

    This Labor Day, Lifetime gives birth to a bedazzled turd.

    I'll admit I'm not well versed in the ways of Bayside High (talk to me about YTV's Big Wolf on Campus. Now that was my high school jam), but coupled with that bonkers trailer we got earlier this month, it's a safe bet Lifetime's "unauthorized" Saved by the Bell movie is going to be awful. And by awful, I obviously mean great. Not even Bell Biv DeVoe can save this now.

    Read More
  4. The Top 10 Reasons Why the World Needs More Heathers the Musical

    So very.

    On August 4th, Heathers the Musical played its last performance off-Broadway at New World Stages in New York City. I had the privilege of seeing the show twice, but too many people have never heard of Heathers the Musical, much less seen it live on stage. Here are the top 10 reasons why the world needs more of it.

    Read More
  5. Simon Cowell’s Doing a Betty Boop Movie. O…kay?

    Boop-boop-ee-doop!

    *throws up hands and shuffles into the sunset*

    Read More
  6. New Gamescom Trailer for Sega’s Sonic the Hedgehog Reboot Sonic Boom Still Looks Awful

    Quick! More fuel for the reboot machine!

    Sega released another trailer for the Sonic the Hedgehog reboot Sonic Boom at Gamescom, and it looks pretty much like you'd have expected. Unless you were expecting it to look good, in which case you've likely got much larger problems than being wrong about this trailer.

    Read More
  7. The Mary Sue’s Exclusive Interview & Art Preview Of The Upcoming Gauntlet Reboot

    Jill needs game badly.

    I was skeptical of the new Gauntlet at first. Then I saw the trailer and got to talk to Art Director Rob Tatnell about our shared memories, what to expect from this new version, plus the Warrior, Wizard, Elf, and most importantly to me, the well-armored Valkyrie. Read on for all of that plus some exclusive character and environment art!

    Read More
  8. The Mary Sue Exclusive Clip – Turtle Power: The Definitive History of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

    Paramount Home Media Distribution has given us an exclusive look at Turtle Power: The Definitive History of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, out today on DVD, VOD, and Digital HD. They've got a nice mix of people speaking about their love for the franchise and characters.

    Read More
  9. Lifetime’s Saved by the Bell Movie is Going to Shatter Your Memories of Bayside High [VIDEO]

    Hold on to your hammer pants.

    Keep in mind, this is an "unauthorized" film but OMG. This hurts my soul.

    Read More
  10. “How to Have Cybersex on the Internet” Is the Pinnacle of ’90s Instructional Videos, Human Achievement

    A/S/L?

    I have a hard (grooooooan) time deciding which part of this 1997 instructional video on cybersex I like best: Our guide through the wild lands of cybering suddenly losing her shirt halfway through, or her very precise and polite invite to online sexytimes being met with "yesssssssssss."

    Read More
© 2014 The Mary Sue   |   About UsAdvertiseNewsletterJobsContributorsComment PolicyPrivacyUser AgreementDisclaimerContactArchives RSS

Dan Abrams, Founder
  1. Mediaite
  2. The Mary Sue
  3. Styleite
  4. The Braiser
  5. SportsGrid
  6. Gossip Cop