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Noah

  1. Screening of Noah Cancelled After Theater Floods

    I cannot think of A Passion of the Christ equivalent for this, and that's probably a good thing.

    Patrons of the Vue Cinema in Exeter, England were unfortunately unable to catch the first screening of Noah last Friday. But divine intervention (or a broken ice machine) still gave them plenty to talk about.

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  2. Paramount Warns People That Noah May Not Be Biblically Accurate

    Yeah, I thought Hermione was only in the New Testament.

    Apparently Paramount has entirely renounced hope that Darren Aronofsky's beleaguered Bible epic Noah will be popular with Christian audiences. Yesterday the studio preempted expected religious outrage by releasing a statement warning conservatives to please not freak out, but the movie won't be 100% Biblically accurate.

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