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Nicolas Cage

  1. The Second Full Trailer For The Death Of Superman Lives Is Here, And It’s Crazy

    Still nothing as weird as the missing "s" in Batman v Superman. I'm never gonna let it go, Snyder.

    This second trailer for the fan-backed documentary The Death of Superman Lives: What Happened? has some breathtakingly weird details about the Nic Cage-starring, Tim Burton-directed, Kevin Smith-penned movie that never was. Long-haired Cage in a fluorescent bubble suit? Check. Multiple doomsday scenarios? Double check. Kevin Smith's requisite giant spiders? Hoo boy. We were not worthy.

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  2. Our Friend Bill Nye Did an AMA, Here Are Our Favorite Answers!

    And could we see a return of "The Science Guy" to television?

    Our Friend Bill Nye and some of his friends did a Reddit AMA today about searching for life on Jupiter's moon Europa. Nye's answered touched on some other excited subjects like the possibility of his return to television!

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  3. The Left Behind Trailer Is Nicolas Cage-Starring Nonsense

    This is probably exactly what Jesus wanted, right?

    So remember that movie about the rapture starring Kirk Cameron that went straight to DVD back in 2001? Of course you don't. No one watched it, because it was terrible. But people love explosions and being mad at God, so Left Behind is now getting a "Hollywood" remake with Nicolas Cage and Chad Michael Murray. Whoopie.

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  4. The Nicolas Cage Edition of Miley Cyrus’s “Wrecking Ball” is Everything We’ve Ever Wanted [Video]

    No, you can't unsee this; but you really won't want to, either.

    Miley Cyrus caused controversy earlier this week (surprise!) when she released the Terry Richardson-directed video for her new single, "Wrecking Ball." Despite the lack of twerking, the video does contain hammer-licking, naked swinging, and dust-writhing. But some kind soul decided to super-imposed Nicolas Cage's face onto Miley's body.

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  5. Face/Off Gets a Brilliant Civil War Reboot Because Travolta and Cage Are Vampires [Video]

    Frankly I'm surprised it took somebody this long to put those vampire pictures to good use.

    What happens when you cross John Woo's Face/Off and Ken Burns' documentary on the Civil War with those old photos of Nicolas Cage and John Travolta? You get the appropriately titled Civil War Face/Off: The Story of Nicolas Cage and John Travolta. If you can't guess from the title, it takes the plot of Face/Off, but sets it in the Civil War using those old vampire pictures of Cage and Travolta.

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  6. New Software Looks to Predict the Future From Newspaper Headlines

    Software that predicts the news of tomorrow by analyzing the headlines of yesterday sounds like the plot of a Nicolas Cage movie, but it's really happening. Researchers at Microsoft and the Technion-Israel Institute of Technology have developed a system that predicts outbreaks of disease and violence by analyzing newspaper headlines. The system was tested on over two decades of New York Times archives, and accurately predicted outcomes 70 to 90 percent of the time.

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  7. Etsy User Will Photoshop Nicholas Cage’s Head on Your Body for $12

    Need a picture of Nicolas Cage's head photoshopped onto your body in 2 hours or less? First of all, what is wrong with you? Second, there's someone who will be more than happy to do that. Etsy user JazzberryBlue is currently running a promotion where he will perform this service for you at the low, low cost of $12. That's not even the only dish on the menu.

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  8. Sylvester Stallone Blames the End of Action Movies on Superheroes, Which We Thought Were in Action Movies

    Oh Hollywood

    Sylvester Stallone is upset, you guys. Upset that action movies just aren't what they used to be. You know, back when men were men, and so were action movies. Now it's just a bunch of magic guys in tights who don't participate in any real action because their magic make it too easy. And that's not action. I mean, look at those freaking arms! Sylvester Stallone never let anyone do any CGI to him, I'll tell you that. But seriously, he said that action films are "fading away." Has he not been to the movies at all in recent years? Man, he's been working hard on Expendables 2, sequestered all the way up in that Tibetan mountain lodge, far away from civilization as we know it!

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  9. Nicolas Cage Finds A Movie He Won’t Star in: One About People Stealing His Comics

    And Now For Something Completely Different

    Point one: Back in 2001, thieves ran off with a copy of Action Comics #1, the first appearance of Superman and arguably the beginning of the superhero genre, that belonged to none other than Nicolas Cage. Point two: It is now clear that there exists a movie role that Nicolas Cage will turn down. Can you guess what these two facts have in common?

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  10. They Are Totally Making a Musical Version of Valley Girl

    Almost Totally Excellent

    Paramount and MGM have been working together to produce a musical remake of the 1983 classic, Valley Girl. The most recent news -- besides the news that this is happening at all -- is that they've found a director, and there's a good chance you've never heard of him. Clay Weiner, best known for directing commercials, lobbied heavily for the gig and landed it after using his time off to create and produce a video mashup of all the song that appear in the film. And now we'll get to wonder: Who could score the role that made Nicolas Cage a star?

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