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  1. Viking Thanksgiving Would Have Been Seal Meat, Just Like Pretty Much Every Viking Meal

    If you're hard-pressed for things to be thankful for today, may we offer a humble suggestion? Be glad you're not a Viking, because those folks had to eat a whole lot of tough, blubbery seal meat -- up to 80% of their regular calorie intake -- to survive. If anyone was planning on making their first million marketing The Viking Diet Plan...it might be time to let that dream die, because the Viking diet was apparently vile.

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