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  1. Unsurprisingly, Michael Bay’s Ninja Turtles Look Better Without Real Noses

    Oh good, I can feel my childhood-induced trauma waning.

    After seeing these photoshopped images that removed those terrifying noses from the upcoming Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles characters, we have to wonder: what is it about the snouts that make the turtles so much more appealing?

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  2. Here’s A Cat Video That Adequately Expresses How I Feel About The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Trailer

    When words just aren't enough to get my displeasure across, there's cat videos.

    So the trailer for Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is out, and - though our own Dan Van Winkle is cautiously optimistic - I just can't get behind it. How can you take mutant turtles that seriously? And Megan Fox as April O'Neil? I feel like Michael Bay is the husky in this video, like "Love me!" and I'm the cat, having none of it.

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  3. The First Trailer For Michael Bay’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

    And so here that is. Are you following The Mary Sue on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, & Google +?

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  4. Get Your First Glimpse of the Turtles in Action in the Trailer for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

    Radical.

    The Ninja Turtles trailer was supposed to premiere along with Captain America: The Winter Soldier next week, but it just dropped online, and hoo boy, it's pretty much what we heard it was going to be like. We do get a better look at the Turtles in action than what was talked about before, though.

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  5. The Ninja Turtles Have a New Origin Story in the Upcoming Movie, and It Doesn’t Sound Bad So Far

    Awesome! Righteous! Bossa nova! Chevy Nova?

    Paramount used CinemaCon to show off some details about their upcoming films, and the teaser for the new, Michael Bay Ninja Turtles movie was among their offerings. This is probably the same trailer we'll get next month with The Winter Soldier, and it finally dropped some new origin info and a look at the Turtles.

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  6. We Finally Got a Full Transformers: Age of Extinction Trailer, and It Actually Looks Kind of Good

    Ee ah augh oh ah. —That's my best Transformer noise.

    Guys, I'm actually kind of looking forward to this movie now. The trailer for Transformers: Age of Extinction either does a great job of pretending this movie is going to have a lot more focus on character and the social implications of giant robots, or this movie might be a Transformers sequel that we can all be excited about.

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  7. Take Cover: A Michael Bay-Produced Remake Of Hitchcock’s The Birds Is Happening

    Your Stupid Minds! Stupid! Stupid!

    It could be the most terrifying motion picture ever made! 

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  8. TMNT Teaser Trailer Will Debut In April Before Captain America

    That's less than two months to start preparing your outraged blog posts

    Producer of the TMNT reboot Galen Walker announced today that the teaser trailer will premiere in theaters April 4th before Captain America: The Winter Soldier. Sure, Walker is shamelessly taunting us with a tease for a teaser of a trailer for a movie that won't come out until August, but that doesn't mean we can't be stoked.

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  9. That Halloween Costume Wasn’t Accurate, the New Ninja Turtles Look Pretty Good

    I give them a 9. A 9.95.

    Last week, everyone was pretty upset about the purportedly leaked image of a Michelangelo Halloween costume based on the upcoming Michael Bay Ninja Turtles. Luckily, it seems that the Halloween costume was just a really poor take on a turtle design that is actually pretty OK, and shots of what they should actually look like surfaced today.

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  10. This Is What Michael Bay’s Ninja Turtles Will Probably Look Like, Shorts and All

    I take back everything I ever said about Doctor Who not being able to keep secrets.

    I'm not going to lie to you: I saw this image floating around on Tumblr sometime last night with the caption "look, it's Michael Bay's Ninja Turtles," and I thought it was a joke. As it turns out, it's not, and our very first glimpse of the upcoming film has arrived in the form of a crappy Halloween costume—surely a sign of good things to come.

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