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  1. The First Trailer For Michael Bay’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

    And so here that is. Are you following The Mary Sue on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, & Google +?

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  2. Get Your First Glimpse of the Turtles in Action in the Trailer for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles


    The Ninja Turtles trailer was supposed to premiere along with Captain America: The Winter Soldier next week, but it just dropped online, and hoo boy, it's pretty much what we heard it was going to be like. We do get a better look at the Turtles in action than what was talked about before, though.

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  3. The Ninja Turtles Have a New Origin Story in the Upcoming Movie, and It Doesn’t Sound Bad So Far

    Awesome! Righteous! Bossa nova! Chevy Nova?

    Paramount used CinemaCon to show off some details about their upcoming films, and the teaser for the new, Michael Bay Ninja Turtles movie was among their offerings. This is probably the same trailer we'll get next month with The Winter Soldier, and it finally dropped some new origin info and a look at the Turtles.

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  4. We Finally Got a Full Transformers: Age of Extinction Trailer, and It Actually Looks Kind of Good

    Ee ah augh oh ah. —That's my best Transformer noise.

    Guys, I'm actually kind of looking forward to this movie now. The trailer for Transformers: Age of Extinction either does a great job of pretending this movie is going to have a lot more focus on character and the social implications of giant robots, or this movie might be a Transformers sequel that we can all be excited about.

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  5. Take Cover: A Michael Bay-Produced Remake Of Hitchcock’s The Birds Is Happening

    Your Stupid Minds! Stupid! Stupid!

    It could be the most terrifying motion picture ever made! 

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  6. TMNT Teaser Trailer Will Debut In April Before Captain America

    That's less than two months to start preparing your outraged blog posts

    Producer of the TMNT reboot Galen Walker announced today that the teaser trailer will premiere in theaters April 4th before Captain America: The Winter Soldier. Sure, Walker is shamelessly taunting us with a tease for a teaser of a trailer for a movie that won't come out until August, but that doesn't mean we can't be stoked.

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  7. That Halloween Costume Wasn’t Accurate, the New Ninja Turtles Look Pretty Good

    I give them a 9. A 9.95.

    Last week, everyone was pretty upset about the purportedly leaked image of a Michelangelo Halloween costume based on the upcoming Michael Bay Ninja Turtles. Luckily, it seems that the Halloween costume was just a really poor take on a turtle design that is actually pretty OK, and shots of what they should actually look like surfaced today.

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  8. This Is What Michael Bay’s Ninja Turtles Will Probably Look Like, Shorts and All

    I take back everything I ever said about Doctor Who not being able to keep secrets.

    I'm not going to lie to you: I saw this image floating around on Tumblr sometime last night with the caption "look, it's Michael Bay's Ninja Turtles," and I thought it was a joke. As it turns out, it's not, and our very first glimpse of the upcoming film has arrived in the form of a crappy Halloween costume—surely a sign of good things to come.

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  9. They’ve Hired A White Guy To Play Shredder In Michael Bay’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

    Today in things that make us scream incoherently

    If you weren't already annoyed enough with the Jonathan Liebesman-directed, Michael Bay-produced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, you will be now. It's been confirmed a white actor will play the role of Shredder.

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  10. Michael Bay Developing Ghost Recon Movie, Most Likely to Punish Us for Something

    At this point, the ninth circle of Hell has probably been replaced with a TV constantly looping Pearl Harbor.

    Today is a great day for being sad! Director Michael Bay feels that he hasn't done enough to ruin the franchises you once loved by removing all trace of logic from them and throwing in a whole bunch of mindless action clichés. Now he's announced that he is teaming up with Warner Brothers and Ubisoft to develop a movie based on the Tom Clancy: Ghost Recon series. Oh, the explosions. Can you even imagine the explosions?

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  11. Whoopi Goldberg Will Be In the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Reboot, Apparently

    Oh Really?

    Or at least she's been spotted on the set. Geek Tyrant speculates that her role is only a cameo, which makes sense, because if she were going to be a major character surely there would've been some sort of casting announcement, right? I'm not sure how I feel about this. On the one hand: Whoopi Goldberg! Yay! On the other: I will be surprised if the Michael Bay-produced Ninja Turtles is any good. But hey, if nothing else this bit o' news has given us a pic of Ms. Goldberg with some truly wondrous hair. (via: Geek Tyrant) Are you following The Mary Sue on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, & Google +?

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  12. First Look At Megan Fox As April From Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Yellow Jacket And All


    SuperheroHype got their hands on some of our first images of Megan Fox from Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. It may not be a jumpsuit but this yellow jacket is probably the closest we'll get to April O'Neil's classic look in the movie. One more shot of her by a news van with co-star Will Arnett after the jump.

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  13. Take a Breath, Everyone: Michael Bay Says Ninja Turtles Won’t Be Aliens

    Remember last year when we all found out that Michael Bay's Ninja Turtles would be aliens and not mutants, and then the whole Internet exploded with anger because mutant turtles who love pizza and are also ninjas are a beloved childhood memory, but alien turtles who love pizza and are also ninjas are an abomination? Turns out it's not true. So calm down.

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  14. Never Mind, Says Michael Bay. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Aren’t Aliens Anymore.

    Oh Hollywood

    Remember how Michael Bay caused a freakout of epic proportions when he announced the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie he's producing, called simply Ninja Turtles, will reboot the turtles as aliens? Well now he's saying that not only are the turtles not aliens (yay!), they were never going to be aliens to begin with (bzuh?).

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  15. Michael Bay Says He Was Misquoted; Is Totally Not Sorry for Armageddon

    It Came From Outer Space

    Breaking news hit yesterday that filmmaking's least ashamed horrible multi-million dollar blockbuster maker Michael Bay was actually repentant about one of his films... and it was one of his films that everybody generally kind of liked. I mean, it's not like it was Oscar worthy, but it was good clean shlocky fun, and worlds (or at least asteroids) more repeatedly watchable than Deep Impact. Yes. Yesterday, it was revealed that Michael Bay is sorry for how Armageddon turned out. Except he's not, and has taken to his personal blog to throw shade on anybody who directly quoted the interview.

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  16. Things We Saw Today: First Thor Poster

    Things We Saw Today

    "It's rare that you have a poster that is just Chris Hemsworth shooting on the set," said Marvel president of production Kevin Feige. "But he just looks like Thor. We just put in some lightning, and he's got his hammer and you're there." Duh, because Hemsworth IS Thor. (via USA Today)

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  17. Guillermo del Toro Responds To Perceived Michael Bay Insult With Glorious Snark

    Oh Really?

    Arbiter of cinematic quality Michael Bay, during a CinemaCon presentation for his upcoming film Pain & Gain, took Hollywood to task for the "rip-off" robot movies that have been made since Bay's Transformers. Now, we don't know whether that was intended as a dig at Guillermo del Toro's Pacific Rim, which had a CinemaCon presentation the following day. But based on del Toro's statement to The Hollywood Reporter, he sure took it as one. Any day where someone takes Bay down a peg is a good day. Click the cut and revel in the snark.

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  18. Let’s Check in on the TMNT Movie: Alan Ritchson Says the Haters are Wrong

    i'll just leave this here

    Or maybe Alan Ritchson is just really getting into character as the hotheaded Raphael?

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  19. These Are Michael Bay’s Ninja Turtles

    and let it be known

    Not that we're looking forward to Michael Bay's Ninja Turtles movie or anything but we were interesting to find out who he'd be casting as Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello, and Michelangelo. Now we know they've hired actors from The Hunger Games, Twilight, Parks and Recreation, and Galaxy Quest.

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  20. Megan Fox Will Play April O’Neil In Michael Bay’s Ninja Turtles

    Not a Misprint

    Hey, remember when Megan Fox compared Michael Bay to Hitler?

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