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Michael Bay

  1. Michael Bay Probably Should Never Give Anyone the “Sex Talk” and Here’s Why [Video]

    It'll be just like Underworld but with more gratuitous car-washing scenes.

    "Honey, little Michael Jr is turning thirteen this year. It seems like he's starting to notice the girls in his class a lot more these days. Don't you think he needs to hear about the... you know, the 'birds and the bees' soon?" Michael Bay's wife will one day say to him.

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  2. New Age of Extinction Trailer Introduces Midichlorian-Type Nonsense, More Dinobots

    Michael Bay really hates the Tribune Tower.

    So far Age of Extinction has looked surprisingly watchable, at least as far as Michael Bay Transformers movies go. This second trailer has gross kissing, more Mark Wahlberg upspeak, and Phantom Menace worthy fake science. Also, Chicago's Tribune Tower gets a second beat down.

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  3. That Time the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Were on Oprah

    You get a live action movie! And you get a live action movie!

    Think Michael Bay's Ninja Turtles are missing that certain tubular something that made the heroes on a half shell such an important part of your childhood? Watch this weird clip from a 1990 taping of The Oprah Winfrey Show and see if your nostalgia is justified.

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  4. This Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Fanfilm Trailer Looks Better Than Michael Bay’s

    Look sorta like a big turtle... in a trenchcoat... beating the hell outta some guy. You goin' to LaGuardia, right?

    Michael Bay reboot aside, this is the Ninja Turtles movie I want to see. Filmmaker and Turtles fan Benjamin Eck's TMNT: Banished hopes to take a serious, dark look at the characters, and if this short teaser is any indication, we're on board.

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  5. New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Trailer Shows Shredder, All of the Turtles

    Still no turtle snouts, though. That's all I'm asking for.

    In case you missed phase 2 of "No! Not my childhood!", here's the newest trailer for Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Not a lot of new insights to pick apart here since glimpses of all the Turtles and Shredder are tantalizingly brief, but I'm sure the Internet will find a way.

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  6. The Ninja Turtles’ Creator Didn’t Think the Trailer Was So Great, Either

    Oh, great. Another angry fanb—oh. Well then.

    The new look for the Ninja Turtles has gotten some mixed reviews to put it politely, but fan reactions can be easy for some people to overlook. So, CBM asked Ninja Turtles co-creator Peter Laird what he though about their appearance, which was maybe what the new TMNT production should have done in the first place.

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  7. Unsurprisingly, Michael Bay’s Ninja Turtles Look Better Without Real Noses

    Oh good, I can feel my childhood-induced trauma waning.

    After seeing these photoshopped images that removed those terrifying noses from the upcoming Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles characters, we have to wonder: what is it about the snouts that make the turtles so much more appealing?

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  8. Here’s A Cat Video That Adequately Expresses How I Feel About The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Trailer

    When words just aren't enough to get my displeasure across, there's cat videos.

    So the trailer for Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is out, and - though our own Dan Van Winkle is cautiously optimistic - I just can't get behind it. How can you take mutant turtles that seriously? And Megan Fox as April O'Neil? I feel like Michael Bay is the husky in this video, like "Love me!" and I'm the cat, having none of it.

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  9. The First Trailer For Michael Bay’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

    And so here that is. Are you following The Mary Sue on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, & Google +?

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  10. Get Your First Glimpse of the Turtles in Action in the Trailer for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

    Radical.

    The Ninja Turtles trailer was supposed to premiere along with Captain America: The Winter Soldier next week, but it just dropped online, and hoo boy, it's pretty much what we heard it was going to be like. We do get a better look at the Turtles in action than what was talked about before, though.

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