Florida Man Pleads Guilty to Smuggling Dinosaur Fossils, Won’t Join Han Solo and Mal Reynolds in the Smugglers Hall of Fame
It Belongs in a Museum!
There've gotta be easier ways to make money than dinosaur fossil smuggling. Granted, it's a cool-sounding profession—scratch that, an awesome-sounding profession. But as Florida fossils dealer Eric Prokopi found, countries don't take lightly to having their precious paleontological artifacts stolen and sold for personal gain. Who knew? Though Prokopi wouldn't be in all the trouble he's in now if he hadn't gotten caught. Han Solo, God of Smugglers, is so disappointed in you right now, sir.