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  1. Our 18 Favorite N64 Games to Celebrate the Nintendo 64′s 18th Birthday

    "Get N or get gtfo." -Grown up Nintendo 64.

    The Nintendo 64 is old enough to vote, buy cigarettes, and fight in wars that don't involve the PlayStation. So, let's revisit a time when you weren't old enough for any of those things with our 18 favorite Nintendo 64 games.

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  2. Mario’s Voice Actor Has His Own Vine Account, Guess What He Does With It

    It's-a me, SELFIEEEEEEE

    For twenty four years, American actor Charles Martinet has delighted Nintendo fans with his jovial portrayals of Mario, Luigi, Toadsworth, Wario, Waluigi, and other characters in the Mario franchise. Now on his off hours, he's further adding to his legacy by carrying action figures of the plumber brothers around with him and making adorable Vine videos of them. Isn't the Internet a magical place sometimes?

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  3. Someone Call PETA: Mario Is Torturing Animals Again in Realistic Mario

    Game over, man. Game over.

    Here it is, subjects of the Mushroom Kingdom: your last Realistic Mario—probably. The Pete Holmes Show will sadly be no more after it finishes its current run on June 19th, but they managed to give Realistic Mario one more extra life before it disappears forever into the bottomless pit of dead TV shows.

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  4. Realistic Mario Warns You That Dinosaurs Will Eat Your Friends

    Yoshi is not your dinosaur friend, sorry Mario.

    This episode of Realistic Mario pretty much sums up what would happen if you encountered a dinosaur. Yoshi viciously consumes everything because that's what carnivores do. As expected, it's highly doubtful that a dinosaur could be tame enough to let us ride on its back anyway. These episodes are turning out to be a very painful journey for Mario.

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  5. Super Mario Bros. Theme Song Played on Wine Glasses and a Frying Pan Will Make You Feel Like You’re on a Cruise Ship

    Cruise like you're in Bowser's castle.

    Whatever it is you're doing, just stop for a few minutes and check out Dan Newbie playing the Super Mario Bros. theme song with a couple of pencils on 48 wine glasses filled with tap water. The frying pan percussion is also an especially nice touch.

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  6. Realistic Mario Reminds You Not to Try Breaking Bricks With Your Head at Home

    Eating strange plants to shoot fire out of your hands probably isn't advisable, either.

    Pete Holmes really likes to take our favorite things and point out the silly conceits we make for our suspension of disbelief, so now he wants to show us what Mario Bros. would be like in the real world. I mean, he's big Mario, so he clearly took some shrooms, which might explain why he thinks he can break bricks with his head to get gold coins.

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  7. Butcher Billy is Back With The Donkey Knight Returns Project

    "I want you to remember, in all the years to come - the one Italian plumber who beat you."

    Our pal Butcher Billy loves to mash up pop culture, and that's great, because he's very talented at it. His latest project combines takes the barrel-throwing Donkey Kong and turns him into the barrel-chested Mutant Leader of Frank Miller's The Dark Knight Returns. Yeah, we're 100% on board with this.

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  8. Turn Your Desk Into the Mushroom Kingdom, Starting With This Mario Action Figure

    You know what are much scarier than goombas? Staplers.

    Remember when you were a kid and you wanted all the Nintendo toys you could possibly own, but your parents wouldn't buy them all for you? You're now an adult, presumably with disposable income, and you are also now able to make your own purchasing decisions. Bandai Tamashi Nations knows this about you. Oh God, do they know this.

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  9. Mario and Luigi Star in the First Two Episodes of The Four Players with Money, Drugs, and Mushrooms [Video]

    Yes, it's another gritty remake of something not-gritty. No, that's not necessarily a problem.

    The Four Players is a video series from Polaris and professional screenwriter Evan Daugherty featuring the characters from Mario Bros. like you’ve never seen them before. Two episodes exploring Mario and Luigi's personalities were released today, and two more featuring Princess Peach and Toad are coming soon.

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  10. DIY Doctor Who Gallifreyan Blinds and Super Mario Backsplashes

    Make your house look bigger on the inside.

    Geek craft blogger and friend of Geekosystem Kristy GD will cover all of your geek home improvement project needs. If your place is a little bare, why not decorate with the Doctor's name? (Written in Gallifreyan only, of course.)

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