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Mario Bros.

  1. Things We Saw Today: Glassware Straight From The Hundred Acre Wood

    Oh, bother!

    This Winnie the Pooh glassware can hold more than honey--and just look at the bottoms!

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  2. Realistic Mario Is Back to Show You What Happens When You Just Start Dropping Through Random Pipes

    I'll never get the same relaxed feeling from Mario's underwater theme music again.

    I guess extra life mushrooms still work in the Realistic Mario universe, because Luigi has somehow recovered from his snapped neck. The brothers are back to show us how Mario's aquatic adventures would play in real life, and it goes about as well as you'd expect. What was he doing underwater without the frog suit? That would've fixed everything.

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  3. Super Mario Bros. Is Surprisingly Hard to Beat With the Lowest Possible Score [Video]

    You can't even fail at Mario Bros. as well as this guy.

    YouTuber NotEntirelySure has beaten Super Mario Bros. with the lowest possible score without any cheats for assistance. Now even if you usually fail admirably at old school games, you can't even feel good about that, because someone has turned it into an art and is better at it than you.

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  4. Mario and Luigi Star in the First Two Episodes of The Four Players with Money, Drugs, and Mushrooms [Video]

    Yes, it's another gritty remake of something not-gritty. No, that's not necessarily a problem.

    The Four Players is a video series from Polaris and professional screenwriter Evan Daugherty featuring the characters from Mario Bros. like you’ve never seen them before. Two episodes exploring Mario and Luigi's personalities were released today, and two more featuring Princess Peach and Toad are coming soon.

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