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  1. Female Florida Manatee Rescued From Sexhaustion After Six-Hour Mating Session

    I'll have what she's having.

    While I don't like the connotations that the phrase "walk of shame" has (shouldn't it be march of fist-pumping triumph instead?), a female manatee now has the walk of shame story to put all others to, well, shame after an extreme sex-hangover left her stranded on a beach in Florida last week. We get it, Ms.Manatee, you're hot shit, okay?

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  2. To Me, My X-Manatees!

    Mutatis Mutandis

    Joel Micah Harris has done it again.

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  3. Having a Stressful Thanksgiving? Have Some Calming Manatees

    We want to take the chance to wish you a very happy Thanksgiving from all of us here at Geekosystem. We hope to heck that you're having a great day, surrounded by loved ones, kicking back, and increasingly filled with wonderful food. We know, though, that, between setting tables, getting pies out of the oven, and arguing politics with your nearest and dearest, things can get a little bit stressful during the holidays. Or, okay, a lot stressful. When we need to step away from things for a moment, there's one site that always helps us take a nice deep breath and get a little perspective. We're talking of course, about Calming Manatee. In the interest of you having a nice, chill day among family, friends, and food, here are a few of our favorite aquatic reminders that things are going to be just fine.

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  4. Animals as Superheroes, Squirrel and Manatee Edition

    Keep the Change Ya Filthy Animal

    Say it with me: OH, THE SU(per)MANATEE! Thank you, thank you, why yes, I do spend all my time on the internet. You should probably stop listening to me now and just look at the pretty pictures.

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