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  1. Lucasfilm’s Response to a 7-Year-Old’s Request to Let Jedi Get Married Is Adorable

    "I do" or do not. There is no try.

    Lucasfilm sensed in Colin Gilpatric much fear that his desire to become a Jedi Knight and desire to get married would one day conflict, so they intervened with a letter advising the young Padawan on how to love without turning to the dark side, and it was perfect.

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  2. Every Star Wars Film Is Coming To Digital HD So You Can Download Them Legally

    Not that you ever would have done otherwise, of course.

    Yes, it's true; the force is with your streaming devices, because all six Star Wars films are about to be available for HD download for the first time. Though there appear to be no customizable options like "remove Jar-Jar from films," we can tell you that you are fully able to just not download Episode II if you so choose.

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  3. Best Rumor Alert: First Canon LGBTQ+ Star Wars Character May Feature in Rogue One

    Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

    If she and Felicity Jones get together, I will probably die of happiness.

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  4. Lucasfilm Confirms Stormtroopers Aren’t Clones, Female Stormtroopers Now Canon

    Aren't you a little too WHITE and MALE to be a stormtrooper?

    I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of dudebros cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced: according to HitFix, the first official Star Wars novel to be published since Disney's rejection of the Expanded Universe reveals the galaxy's inaugural canon female stormtrooper.

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  5. Today We Learned: Jurassic Park Raptors Make Noises Not Unlike Tortoises Having Sex

    Next time you watch, I hope you have this mental image in your head.

    I say "not unlike" because it is. It is the noise tortoises make when having sex. It is exactly that noise.

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  6. George Lucas Says He Was Making Star Wars Episode VII Until Disney Saved Us Stepped In

    When you wish upon a Death Star...

    Listen, I love George Lucas for creating Star Wars, Indiana Jones, and more, and I love the original trilogy, Ewoks and all—especially Ewoks, haters. Yub nub. But unless The Force Awakens turns out prequel-trilogy-bad, I have no desire to see what Lucas would've done with Episode VII, and as he tells it, we were all about to find out until the Disney deal came along.

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  7. New Star Wars Attractions Coming To Disney Theme Parks, Will Be Based On The New Movies

    But I wanna blow up a DEATH STAR!

    If your first thought upon seeing the Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer was "whatever that weirdo circular droid is, I wanna ride it," then your dreams might soon come true. Yesterday, Walt Disney Co-Chief Bob Iger announced that the company is looking to expand its theme parks to include new Star Wars-based rides and attractions—but only ones which are based on the upcoming films.

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  8. This Is What George Lucas’s Version of the New Star Wars Trailer Would Look Like

    There has been a digital reinserting. Have you felt it?

    Good. Use your obsessive feelings. Let the unnecessary CGI flow through you.

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  9. Star Wars Gets a Rumored New Animated Series, Star Wars Spinoff Movie Gets a Rumored Plot

    Where's an absurdly well-informed astromech droid when you need one?

    Can't get far without seeing some speculation on Star Wars these days, right down to what theaters will be showing the super special first teaser for Star Wars: The Force Awakens. What follows is squarely in the speculation realm, but also in the very important realm of "fun to think about," which we value very highly over here. So let's talk about crazy Star Wars movie spinoffs and the future of the universe in animated television.

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  10. The First Trailer For Lucasfilm’s Strange Magic Arrives

    When we first reported on Lucasfilm's Strange Magic, starring Kristen Chenoweth and Alan Cumming, I was hopeful. After this first trailer though, I'm not quite sure how to feel.

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  11. New Movie By George Lucas, Strange Magic, Will Hit Theaters In January

    Aw, yay!

    Personally I'm just happy it's not a Frozen sequel as was previously rumored, but all this other news about the movie is great, too! A new story full of goblins and fairies! CGI from Industrial Light and Magic! Kristen Chenoweth and Alan Cumming in the cast! Yes please.

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  12. Congratulations to Fans of Star Wars Rebels, Whose Show Just Got a Second Season

    Disney has confidence.

    Wait, what do you mean there are no fans yet, because the show's first season doesn't premiere on Disney XD until tomorrow? OK... congratulations to the cast and crew of Star Wars Rebels. You'll all still have jobs next year! WOOOOO!!!!

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  13. David Fincher Could Have Directed the Weirdest, Most Depressing Star Wars Ever

    "THE ULTIMATE FOLLY OF MAN"

    "I always thought of Star Wars as the story of two slaves [C-3PO and R2-D2] who go from owner to owner, witnessing their masters' folly, the ultimate folly of man... I thought it was an interesting idea in the first two, but it's kind of gone by Return Of The Jedi."

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  14. Star Wars: Despecialized Edition Is Probably The Closest Thing We’ll Get To An Original Trilogy Remaster

    Stay on target...

    Despite the collective fan grief over computerized Jabba, shooting-first Greedo, and the general amount of weird added background aliens all over the place, Lucasfilm still hasn't released an unaltered, remastered version of the original trilogy. But Star Wars fans are nothing if not steadfastly ingenious, so they made their own.

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  15. Two Young Unknowns Cast in Star Wars Episode VII After Open Auditions

    Great, kid. Don't get cocky.

    The UK gets all the best stuff: Doctor Who, accents, Star Wars auditions... Open auditions for Star Wars Episode VII were held in the UK after a casting call late last year, and now two relatively unknown actors have been cast to appear in the movie.

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  16. Mark Hamill Talks Getting Back Into the Star Wars Saddle, Shows Off His Episode VII Facial Hair

    May The Force Be With You

    I know that's been the question on my mind: Will Episode VII Luke Skywalker have abandoned the beardless side of the Force to go down a path of righteous follicular majesty? The answer appears to be yes, at least judging by Mark Hamill's appearance in this promotional image for Disney World's Star Wars Weekends, which was taken on a break from Episode VII filming. Behind the cut, Hamill speaks about his preparation for the role, his relationship with Star Wars fans, and how the sequel trilogy's attitude towards spoilers differs from that of the original trilogy.

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  17. Breaking: Chronicle‘s Josh Trank Is Directing a Star Wars Spinoff

    May The Force Be With You

    Chronicle director Josh Trank has joined Godzilla's Gareth Edwards on the list of people directing a Star Wars spinoff. Via StarWars.com:

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  18. Godzilla Director Gareth Edwards to Helm a Stand-Alone Star Wars Movie [VIDEO]

    May The Force Be With You

    First Godzilla stomps the competition at the box office so much that it's already getting a sequel, and now its director has been tapped to direct one of those stand-alone Star Wars movies. Gareth Edwards is having a really good week.

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  19. Apparently Disney’s Having a Hard Time Putting Together That Boba Fett Movie

    Boba Fett?! Boba Fett?!

    Just days after Lucasfilm put out an official statement saying that they'll be making a clean break from the Expanded Universe with their new set of Star Wars movies, rumors are surfacing that they're struggling to come up with a plot for their intended Boba Fett spin-off film. Hmmm, too bad Fett never shows up in any of the EU-- oh, wait.

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  20. The New Star Wars Movies Will Have Nothing To Do With The Expanded Universe, Says Lucasfilm

    I have a bad feeling about this.

    When news that Chewbacca would be returning to Star Wars Episode VII was first announced, the Internet went wild with speculation. So he wasn't killed off in that one Expanded Universe novel that people don't like? No, he wasn't -- because the EU and the new films won't connect at all, according to a new statement by Lucasfilm.

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