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  1. Lucasfilm Confirms Stormtroopers Aren’t Clones, Female Stormtroopers Now Canon

    Aren't you a little too WHITE and MALE to be a stormtrooper?

    I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of dudebros cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced: according to HitFix, the first official Star Wars novel to be published since Disney's rejection of the Expanded Universe reveals the galaxy's inaugural canon female stormtrooper.

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  2. Today We Learned: Jurassic Park Raptors Make Noises Not Unlike Tortoises Having Sex

    Next time you watch, I hope you have this mental image in your head.

    I say "not unlike" because it is. It is the noise tortoises make when having sex. It is exactly that noise.

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  3. George Lucas Says He Was Making Star Wars Episode VII Until Disney Saved Us Stepped In

    When you wish upon a Death Star...

    Listen, I love George Lucas for creating Star Wars, Indiana Jones, and more, and I love the original trilogy, Ewoks and all—especially Ewoks, haters. Yub nub. But unless The Force Awakens turns out prequel-trilogy-bad, I have no desire to see what Lucas would've done with Episode VII, and as he tells it, we were all about to find out until the Disney deal came along.

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  4. New Star Wars Attractions Coming To Disney Theme Parks, Will Be Based On The New Movies

    But I wanna blow up a DEATH STAR!

    If your first thought upon seeing the Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer was "whatever that weirdo circular droid is, I wanna ride it," then your dreams might soon come true. Yesterday, Walt Disney Co-Chief Bob Iger announced that the company is looking to expand its theme parks to include new Star Wars-based rides and attractions—but only ones which are based on the upcoming films.

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  5. This Is What George Lucas’s Version of the New Star Wars Trailer Would Look Like

    There has been a digital reinserting. Have you felt it?

    Good. Use your obsessive feelings. Let the unnecessary CGI flow through you.

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  6. Star Wars Gets a Rumored New Animated Series, Star Wars Spinoff Movie Gets a Rumored Plot

    Where's an absurdly well-informed astromech droid when you need one?

    Can't get far without seeing some speculation on Star Wars these days, right down to what theaters will be showing the super special first teaser for Star Wars: The Force Awakens. What follows is squarely in the speculation realm, but also in the very important realm of "fun to think about," which we value very highly over here. So let's talk about crazy Star Wars movie spinoffs and the future of the universe in animated television.

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  7. The First Trailer For Lucasfilm’s Strange Magic Arrives

    When we first reported on Lucasfilm's Strange Magic, starring Kristen Chenoweth and Alan Cumming, I was hopeful. After this first trailer though, I'm not quite sure how to feel.

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  8. New Movie By George Lucas, Strange Magic, Will Hit Theaters In January

    Aw, yay!

    Personally I'm just happy it's not a Frozen sequel as was previously rumored, but all this other news about the movie is great, too! A new story full of goblins and fairies! CGI from Industrial Light and Magic! Kristen Chenoweth and Alan Cumming in the cast! Yes please.

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  9. Congratulations to Fans of Star Wars Rebels, Whose Show Just Got a Second Season

    Disney has confidence.

    Wait, what do you mean there are no fans yet, because the show's first season doesn't premiere on Disney XD until tomorrow? OK... congratulations to the cast and crew of Star Wars Rebels. You'll all still have jobs next year! WOOOOO!!!!

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  10. David Fincher Could Have Directed the Weirdest, Most Depressing Star Wars Ever

    "THE ULTIMATE FOLLY OF MAN"

    "I always thought of Star Wars as the story of two slaves [C-3PO and R2-D2] who go from owner to owner, witnessing their masters' folly, the ultimate folly of man... I thought it was an interesting idea in the first two, but it's kind of gone by Return Of The Jedi."

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