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Labyrinth

  1. Sequel Is an Art Show About Those Follow-Up Films We’ll Never See

    No sign of Super Mario Bros. 2.

    My friends, we are never going to see Natalie Portman as a grown hitwoman taking bloody vengeance on the mafia that failed to protect her mentor and guardian the moment he talked about getting out of the game. We're never going to find out what might have happened if the Goblin King returned decades later. And yes, we're probably never going to see a Hellboy III.

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  2. Life Lessons Learned From Labyrinth, Redux: You Remind Me of the Babe

    Seven more life lessons!

    Ever since I wrote the original Life Lessons Learned from Labyrinth article, I couldn't stop thinking of more! There are few things I love more than Labyrinth, Sarah Williams, and that pesky Goblin King, Jareth. And Hoggle. And Sir Didymus and Ludo. The Bog of Eternal Stench can just stay the heck away. And... okay, stop. Focus. Without further ado, I give you seven more important life lessons learned from Labyrinth!

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  3. Fraggle Rock, Labyrinth And Musical Monsters: Archaia Honors Jim Henson’s Legacy

    Dance your Con cares away!

    As a Henson nerd, one of the highlights of New York City Comic Con for me was attending the "Jim Henson Company: Upcoming Comics With Archaia" panel. Unfortunately, it also gave me some pretty unrealistic career goals. How exactly does one become a Henson historian? Just asking for a friend.

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  4. Turns Out There’s No Labyrinth Sequel In the Works After All

    BALLS.

    Yesterday we shared with you a little tidbit buried in a Variety article—that The Jim Henson Company is working on a sequel to Labyrinth, the movie that slingshotted so many geeks of a certain *cough* age straight into puberty. Alas, we are here to tell you that Variety punked us all—the Labyrinth sequel is not actually happening. Your mileage may vary.

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  5. Sweet Bulging Goblin Trousers, The Labyrinth Sequel Is Coming

    And so am I.

    Throw a baby in the air and give a big ol' F.U. to adulthood: Labyrinth II is really and truly happening.

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  6. 7 Important Life Lessons Learned from Labyrinth

    That owl does NOT have your Hogwarts letter.

    It is kind of (really, totally) possible that I have a bit of a Labyrinth problem. But that’s all beside the point. Somewhere along the way, I began to realize that maybe the reasons I love Labyrinth so much have more to do with the wisdom hidden within than they do with my desire to name my next pet Sir Didymus. Without further revelation of the depths of my personal nerd-dom, I present some important life lessons learned from Labyrinth.

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  7. The Baby From Jim Henson’s Labyrinth Is All Grown Up And Directed A Live-Action Puppet Movie

    No, you're crying to a David Bowie song!

    In delightful news, Toby Froud, the man who as an infant played Sarah's half-brother in Jim Henson's 1986 movie Labyrinth, is now a puppeteer and director. Froud, the son of Dark Crystal and Labyrinth designers Brian and Wendy Froud, recently premiered his live-action puppet short Lessons Learned.

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  8. Things We Saw Today: Jareth The Goblin King Sitting On The Iron Throne

    Your move, Grumpy Cat.

    David Bowie is taking what is his with fire, blood, and a conspicuous pants bulge.

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  9. Jennifer Connelly’s Audition Tape for Labyrinth Is Magical

    But where is Jareth's pants bulge?

    Here's an exceedingly lovely Jennifer Connelly auditioning for the role of Sarah in Labyrinth in front of Jim Henson himself.

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  10. Things We Saw Today: Arrow‘s Harley Quinn, Makeup, Pigtails, And All

    Harley Quinn's Arrow cameo consisted only of her voice (Tara Strong) and the back of her head (actress Cassidy Alexa), but as we can see from this pic Michael Rowe (aka Deadshot) posted to Instagram, the hair and makeup team did not skimp on Harley-ing her up. Feel free to lose your minds in the comments. (Blastr)

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