the internet is serious business
Mittens Status Update: Owners are being huge jerks today. Wanted savory salmon, they gave me gourmet turkey. Again. Reply from Mr. Jingles: Bite their toes. If that doesn't work, throw up the salmon in their favorite shoes. Reply from Mittens: LOLZ. I'm glad we're friends. But seriously, cats now have their own social networking website. It's called Catmoji.