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Klingons

  1. Things We Saw Today: Teleport Your Eyes & See the World From Your Bellybutton

    why.

    Today in "lol whut" we have a very earnest and very bizarre Kickstarter aimed at bringing you some majorly tweaked eyesight. World, meet EYEteleporter, which wants to teleport your eyes. Periscopes, man. Periscopes. I'm assuming the products do not come with the cat included in their image gallery. (via Kickstarter)

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  2. Drink for the Glory of the Klingon Empire With New “Warnog” Beer

    Does anyone know the Klingon phrase for "Let's get drunk!"

    Want to get drunk like a Klingon? That's an option you'll have pretty soon thanks to the Tin Man Brewing Company of Eastville, Indiana and their new Klingon branded Warnog ale.

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  3. For Your Consideration: The Worf of Starfleet [Video]

    Make It So

    Well, I know what's getting my Best Picture vote. Q'apla!

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  4. Coca Cola Super Bowl Ad Parody Gets Even More Diverse With Klingon and More Languages [Video]

    If we need a national language, I vote for Bear Attack.

    Hey, remember when that Super Bowl commercial made people really mad by singing the national anthem in multiple languages? Neither do I, because "America the Beautiful" is not our national anthem. To make those people angrier, here's a parody version that takes a swipe at them with rejected languages like Klingon, Dothraki, and Dolphin.

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  5. How to Resign Your Town Council Post: Do It in Klingon

    To Boldly Go

    If it's good enough for resigning your command post, it's good enough for the town council of Indian Trail, North Carolina.

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  6. Somebody Translated “Never Gonna Give You Up” Into Klingon And It Is Astounding [Video]

    Rickrolling a Klingon, however, is ill-advised.

    This video's been making the rounds today, and it's so amazing that we'd be remiss if we didn't give it special attention. Something tells us, however, that of all the memes out there on the Internet, the Klingons would not be fans of rick rolling. More likely they'd prefer the Navy Seal copypasta. But this is great too, of course.

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  7. Yes, Someone Has Translated “Never Gonna Give You Up” Into Klingon

    this exists

    God bless the internet. Does this mean that Rickrolling is coming back? (via: Nerd Approved)

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  8. Learn How Dothraki, Klingon, and Other Conlangs Work in This Great TED-Ed Video

    F'ing Conlangs, how do they work?

    Dothraki, Na'vi, Klingon, and Elvish are all real languages. Well, they're real in a sense. They were created for the works in which they appear, but they work the way real languages do, and have even evolved past their initial creations. They're "constructed languages", or conlangs, and this TED-Ed video explains them beautifully.

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  9. Official Illinois State Department Website Offers Klingon Language Accessibility

    Make It So

    Know any unemployed Klingons living in Illinois? Then you should probably go tell them their lives have become considerably easier. But since they don't have a word for "unemployed," you might have some difficulty explaining it, so bring a phaser in case things escalate.

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  10. Sixpence None The Richer’s “Kiss Me,” Translated Into Klingon. You’re Welcome. [VIDEO]

    Offered Without Comment

    Thank you for this, Jen Usellis. (Improvised Star Trek via tipster Chris Rathjen) Are you following The Mary Sue on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, & Google +?

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