That's one of the craziest sentences I've ever written.
Fan of The Tweet of God? We sure are, and today we've been loving His kind of bananas new book of the Bible about Justin Bieber, #TheBookOfBieb. It's an insane look at some of the crazy things Bieber's done in his storied descent into madness and obscurity. It's ongoing, but we've Storified the first chapter for you.