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Jurassic World

  1. All the Toy Fair: 70 Images of Toys You Can’t Touch Yet

    We didn't attend Toy Fair this year (lest we steal all the goodies and go to jail) but we've still got a slew of pictures of new toys and collectables for you to gaze at longingly.

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  2. Jurassic World Parody Trailer Gives Raptor Motorcycle Gang Fans What They Really Want

    Goldblums do move in herds!

    I'd watch the feature length version of this movie for sure.

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  3. Vincent D’Onofrio is Not the Hybrid Dinosaur of Jurassic World, But He Should Be

    Masrani Security Initiative... initiative... Dharma Initiative... OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO GO BACK, KATE!

    Did we know Vincent D’Onofrio was in Jurassic World? If we did, I forgot. Either way, I'm very happy now!

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  4. Peter Quileesi, Mother Of Raptors: The Mary Sue’s Favorite Comments Of The Week

    There is no word for "butt" in Dothraki. You have to hold on to something else.

    "I will never tire of Quileesi, mother of Raptors," Sai told us when we posted the Jurassic World Super Bowl commercial last weekend. We agree wholeheartedly, but we also feel like Chris Pratt's talents would come in handy for other things than just raptor-wrangling. Maybe it's time for him to upgrade?

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  5. Chris Pratt’s Jurassic World LEGO Doesn’t Look Like a Master Builder But We Don’t Care

    Squeeee!

    D'awwww, look at him with his red head and his... wow, he's really pink, actually. I guess being the raptor guy at Jurassic World means you get sunburnt a lot, even if you're a few centimeters tall and made of plastic.

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  6. The First Teaser For LEGO Jurassic World Features Jaw-Dropping T-rex Comedy

    "I have a big head, and little arms!"

    YES! As if a LEGO Jurassic World game wasn't enough cause for celebration, this first teaser lets us know the game will cover ALL the films - Jurassic Park, The Lost World: Jurassic Park, Jurassic Park III, and Jurassic World.

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  7. Here’s That Jurassic World Super Bowl Spot

    Yes, the raptor gang makes more than one appearance.

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  8. Jurassic World‘s Genetically Modified “Indominus Rex” Revealed, and It’s One Terrifying Clever Girl

    One Rex to rule them all.

    We caught a glimpse of its feet and seemingly opposable thumbs in the Jurassic World trailer, but the official site has finally given us the dinosaur reveal we've all been waiting for!

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  9. Today We Learned: Jurassic Park Raptors Make Noises Not Unlike Tortoises Having Sex

    Next time you watch, I hope you have this mental image in your head.

    I say "not unlike" because it is. It is the noise tortoises make when having sex. It is exactly that noise.

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  10. A Jurassic World/Parks and Rec Mashup 65 Million Years in the Making

    Pratts and Rexreation!

    Hold onto your Mouse Rats.

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