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Jurassic World

  1. Jurassic World‘s Genetically Modified “Indominus Rex” Revealed, and It’s One Terrifying Clever Girl

    One Rex to rule them all.

    We caught a glimpse of its feet and seemingly opposable thumbs in the Jurassic World trailer, but the official site has finally given us the dinosaur reveal we've all been waiting for!

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  2. Today We Learned: Jurassic Park Raptors Make Noises Not Unlike Tortoises Having Sex

    Next time you watch, I hope you have this mental image in your head.

    I say "not unlike" because it is. It is the noise tortoises make when having sex. It is exactly that noise.

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  3. A Jurassic World/Parks and Rec Mashup 65 Million Years in the Making

    Pratts and Rexreation!

    Hold onto your Mouse Rats.

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  4. Jurassic Sweet Illustrations: Half Dinosaur, Half Dessert

    Depends what kind of doughnut they cooked up in that lab.

    We might not know exactly what Jurassic World's genetically-enhanced dinos look like yet, but odds are they won't be nearly as adorable as illustrator Alejo Malia's "Jurassic Sweet" creatures. Hold onto your bundts!

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  5. No Big Deal, Just Chris Pratt Chillin’ With a Member of His Raptor Gang

    Colin Trevorrow's Christmas cards > all other Christmas cards.

    If there was any debate over whether or not Chris Pratt's character and Jurassic World's velociraptors are allies, this new still from the film should put an end to it. Look how comfortable Pratt and his pal seem together! Truly, this is the meaning of the holidays.

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  6. Things We Saw Today: Agent Carter Doing Her Best Carmen Sandiego

    So classy.

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  7. Don’t Worry About Great White Sharks, Jurassic World’s Director Talks Feeding Time & Raptor Gangs

    Hang in there.

    NOM NOM NOM.

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  8. The Mary Sue’s Favorite Moments From the Jurassic World Trailer

    Look, it's not every trailer that deserves to be dissected with nerd vigor but when you're the one who had solo sleepovers in your own living room to watch Jurassic Park on repeat you can bet your sweet bippy Jurassic World's trailer gets special treatment.

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  9. Dorkly Reminds Us That Jurassic World Almost Featured Gross Human-Dino Hybrids

    More like "Nope World," amirite?

    According to Dorkly, the original plot for the new Jurassic movie featured "hyper-intelligent human-dinosaur hybrids that would act as commandoes to prevent a dinosaur invasion of the United States." Hit the jump (or say the magic word) to see some concept art!

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  10. People Are Already Mad at Jurassic World‘s Inaccurate Science, so What Else Is New?

    They spared no insult.

    Scientists and dinosaur nerds with a huge knowledge of dinosaurs but not necessarily knowledge of what's practical in CGI aren't pleased with some of the aspects of Jurassic World shown in the first trailer. Yes, there's a movie about cloning dinosaurs from preserved blood in mosquitos and filling in any DNA gaps with the DNA of other species and still having those dinosaurs come out mostly resembling dinosaurs, and people are still nitpicking it. Welcome... to 1993 Park.

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