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Jurassic Park

  1. Mondo Does The Jurassic Park Motion Picture Soundtrack On Beautiful Vinyl

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    On June 11th, the 21st anniversary of its theatrical release, Mondo will be releasing John Williams' score to my beloved Jurassic Park on 2XLP Vinyl. They'll be selling for $35 and feature art by Dan McCarthy and JC Richard and they are beauuuuuuutiful.

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  2. Jurassic World Gets Sequels, Plot Hints, Real Dinosaurs, and First Pictures

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    I'm sorry to disappoint you, but when I said "real dinosaurs" I meant "animatronic dinosaurs," but "real" fits into a headline much better.

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  3. Jurassic Park Without CGI Is Still Surprisingly Great [Video]

    This makes Goldblum's acting seem next-level.

    What would Jurassic Park look like if it was made pre-CGI and for a budget of less than thirty dollars? Pretty awesome/hilarious, if this video from Michael T. Mann is any indication. His creative remake is a reminder of what can be accomplished with cardboard, crayons, and a little Schwarzenegger. Seriously, that first dino reveal killed me.

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  4. Jurassic World Adds Three More Women to Its Cast

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    Cast members of Archer, Merlin, and Orange is the New Black have signed up to be chased by dinosaurs, increasing the number of actresses officially cast in the new film by three hundred percent.

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  5. Vacation Plans Set: Jurassic World Needs Extras for Louisiana Shoot All Summer Long

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    Seriously, I'm buying my tickets now.

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  6. Your Regular Reminder That Jurassic World is a Real Thing, Now With BD Wong

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    Jurassic World has been talking about its casting and characters a lot this week. Specifically, about which familiar faces we can expect to return.

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  7. Monday Cute: Jurassic Park‘s Infamous Kitchen Scene as It Was Always Meant to Be

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    According to movie legend, when stop motion animator Phil Tippett saw how well cats could replicate the movements of dinosaurs for film, he exclaimed "I've just become extinct." Steven Spielberg loved the response so much, he borrowed the line for the film itself. And then they wound up replacing the cats in post with CGI, because CGI doesn't demand three six-hour naps and all the dry food it can crunch a day. Previously in Cats

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  8. But What If We Replaced Jurassic Park’s Velociraptors With Cats?

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    Jurassic Park is a great movie, but it's not without its problems. One of those problems, of course, is a lack of cats. Don't worry, the Internet is here to fix that oversight, and now you can see just how terrifying it would be to get stalked by a giant cat. You'd better work on your hacking skills to get those door locks working.

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  9. Someone Turned Jeff Goldblum’s Jurassic Park Laugh Into a Song, And It is Glorious

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    Thank you, Soundcloud user Flipshot, for your your musical remix of Jeff Golblum's iconically weird Jurassic Park laugh. It has done more to wake me up than coffee ever could. If "Hahahrawrrahaha" is not enough for you, I've included the video "Jeff Goldblum Laughs for 10 Minutes" behind the jump. If your boss catches you slacking off by watching YouTube vids at work, just explain what it is and I'm sure they'll understand. Appreciation of Dr. Ian Malcom is universal.

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  10. Jurassic Systems Is The Samuel L Jackson Roleplay Website You’ve Been Waiting For

    The magic word was actually "mothafuqqa."

    The hacking scene from Jurassic Park stands out surprisingly well in a movie full of other memorable things, like dinosaur poop and Jeff Goldblum. Now thanks to the delightful Jurassic Systems website, you can personally experience what it's like to get hacked by Dennis Nedry. Hold on to your butts, obviously.

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