And All Was Right With the World
When you look up at the sky tonight (or early tomorrow morning), see if you can find Jupiter. And if you can, give it a bit of a nod. A salute. A wave. Perhaps, extend your fist towards it, and imagine that it's giving you a planetary fistbump right back, because if Jupiter could, it would. Instead, it'll just have to keep using its enormous gravity well to attract dangerous extra-solar bodies like asteroids and comets, giving the inner solar system of Mercury, Venus, Mars, and yes, Earth, a bit shelter from what space, earth, and ancient life scientists understatedly call "impact events."
You know, like it did yesterday morning, as picked up on by a handful of amateur astronomers.