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J.K. Rowling

  1. Hem-Hem: J.K. Rowling’s Latest Harry Potter Story Will Explore the Life Of Dolores Umbridge

    Wands away. There will be no need to talk.

    Ahhh, Halloween; it's such a magical time of year. And what better way to celebrate the spooky season with a story about the most terrifying villain in the entire wizarding world? No, I'm not talking about Voldemort: I mean the real most terrifying villain.

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  2. Fantastic Beasts Confirmed As Trilogy, First Film Arriving In 2016

    Never tickle a sleeping dragon.

    Attention fwoopers, flobberworms and fairys: hope you guys like the limelight.

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  3. Young Adult Fiction Writers, Women Rule List Of World’s Top-Earning Authors

    The f*** yeah in our stars.

    If you still don't think Young Adult fiction should be taken seriously by anyone not in the nebulous intended age range, perhaps you'll allow a butt-ton of money to convince you otherwise? Forbes has released its annual list of the world's top-earning authors, and it's not hard to understand where John Green get his last name from--dude is rolling in it.

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  4. J.K. Rowling May Be Working On Getting You A Patronus Test For Pottermore

    EXPECTO! Expecto! Expecto...

    I figured it would be pretty easy to figure out what my Patronus would be. A cat, obviously. But then, maybe a red panda...or a fennec fox! OH GOD, WHY IS THIS SO DIFFICULT?! Don't worry, a solution may be about to present itself thanks to Pottermore.

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  5. Twitter User Criticizes J.K. Rowling for “Her Homosexual Wizard,” Gets Ass Handed to Him

    Troll in the dungeon!!!

    This Saturday, Twitter user and probable Death Eater @halfelven55ff responded to a tweet J.K. Rowling made way back in May by criticizing the author for exposing what he refers to as "Dumbledore's deviant lifestyle." But beware, oh ye who underestimate Rowling's political savvy and Klout Score!

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  6. Things We Saw Today: Make Your Own Posable Baby Groot

    Crochet hooked on a feeling.

    Crafter Twinkie Chan has done the internet a public service by providing free instructions for this little guy.

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  7. So Much Awesomeness: J.K. Rowling Introduced Malala Yousafzai to 600 Lucky Kids

    We are not worthy.

    Oh, to transmogrify into a fly on the wall: It was revealed this morning via Twitter that J.K. Rowling made a trip down to the Edinburgh Book Festival to introduce education activist and astounding teenager Malala Yousafzai.

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  8. Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them Might Be Getting Harry Potter Veteran Director

    But when can I fly on Buckbeak?

    A new report would land a Harry Potter film director in the chair for Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them.

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  9. J.K. Rowling Releases New Song and Bio For Celestina Warbeck, the “Singing Sorceress”

    She's charmed the heart right out of me!

    The truly obsessed Harry Potter fans know Celestina Warbeck: she was a singer first mentioned in Chamber of Secrets whose songs appeared here and there throughout the series, usually in the backgrounds of scenes. Apparently she's author JR Rowling's favorite character to never actually appear in the franchise, and in honor of her birthday today, Rowling has released a bunch of new information about the Singing Sorceress— including an audio track.

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  10. J.K. Rowling Sends A Letter From Dumbledore, Wand, & Hogwarts Acceptance To Girl Who Survived Texas Shooting

    Lots of people have found hope in the pages of J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series, but when you hear 15-year-old Cassidy Stay's story, it's hard not to see how her's parallels the tragic hero. Stay was the sole survivor of a terrible shooting which left her entire family dead, but when she spoke at the memorial service, she quoted Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore: "Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light."

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