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  1. Separation From Your Phone Can Actually Hinder Your Mental Capabilities, Study Finds

    Get rid of one little piece of technology, and everyone loses their minds!

    A recent study showed that test subjects' cognitive functions became impaired when they were separated from their phones. And no, not just because they were unable to Google the solutions to their test puzzles.

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  2. The Princess Bride Is Now a Mobile Game as You Wish(ed)

    This means exactly what you think it means.

    Nearly 30 years after the fact, you might have thought a Princess Bride mobile game was inconceivable. Your hopes for such a thing were probably mostly dead. And yet, against all odds, that's what bwings us togevva today.

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  3. These Price Is Right Contestants Guess the iPhone Is Way More Overpriced Than It Is

    Wow, AT&T must be taking these people for a ride.

    Maybe they thought the question was, "How much could Apple probably charge devotees for an iPhone?"

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  4. Apple’s New Health App Tracks Everything But Your Period

    If only an app a day kept cramps away.

    This Monday at the World Wide Developer's Conference, Apple's Craig Federighi introduced a brand new app for iOS 8 that, by its own marketing copy, purports to offer "your whole health picture" at a single glance. And yet it's missing a very popular health app function among half its potential user base: a period tracker.

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  5. There’s an iPhone NES/SNES Emulator on the App Store If You Can Get to It Before Apple Does

    Sneaky emulator apps: The best holiday tradition of them all.

    While we're waiting for Nintendo to officially get on board with offering old games on smartphones and making piles and piles of money, sneaky apps continue to pop up on Apple's app store with hidden emulation functionality. If you're quick, you can grab an NES/SNES emulator right now without needing to jailbreak your phone.

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  6. Samsung Proves Its Robot Butts Are Better Than Apple’s in Hilarious Phone Bend Test Demonstration

    Samsung has phone bending down. They're well on their way to avatar status.

    If you want to test whether or not being sat on by puny, inferior human butts will bend today's giant smartphones, you're going to need a robot butt. Apple and Samsung both have custom robutts that tirelessly, mercilessly test countless smartphones by getting all butt-dial on them, and it looks like Samsung has the better butt.

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  7. Gullible People Are Microwaving Their iPhones Because of a Twitter Prank, Don’t Try This at Home

    Next year it'll be kinetic energy charging that powers it by throwing.

    As advertised, using the new "Wave" technology in iOS 8 will quickly fill your phone's battery—with fire, smoke, and explosions, that is. But that hasn't stopped wide-eyed Internet users for falling for the expensive prank.

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  8. Things We Saw Today: Ellie, Riley, and Their Halloween Masks

    Welcome to Spooky Town.

    Achievement unlocked: BFFs.

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  9. Infographic of “New” iPhone 6 Features Welcomes Apple to 2012

    They're all gonna laugh at you!

    You know what the best thing about smartphones is? That's right: poking fun at people who own a different brand of smartphone! (Note: That is actually the worst thing about smartphones.)

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  10. Apple’s iPhone 6 and iWatch Event: The Mary Sue Liveblog at 1PM EDT

    If you're at work or school or some other dumb place where you can't appropriately watch a live tech announcement (funeral? The birth of your child?), you can keep up with our liveblog of Apple's iPhone 6 announcement today, where they are also expected to debut their wearable "iWatch" companion.

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