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Insane Clown Posse

  1. The ACLU and Insane Clown Posse Fight For Your Rights, Still Don’t Know How Magnets Work

    Are YOU a firm believer in miracles?

    Are you a Juggalo who's been "given the bone" or discriminated against by law enforcement? We thought so. Thankfully, the American Civil Liberties Union is coming to your side.

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  2. Do You Believe in Miracles? Because the Insane Clown Posse is Getting a TV Show

    In this context, we are using the word "miracles" to mean "things that absolutely should not be possible but are still happening."

    Just like the Insane Clown Posse, we've also got a theory about magic and miracles. They must not exist, because if they did, then somebody would have used one or the other to stop the execs at Fuse from allowing the Insane Clown Posse Theater television show from happening and it is happening. They're filming it right now in New York, and it's set to premiere on Wednesday, July 26th. May God have mercy on all our souls.

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  3. There’s a New Form of Magnetism, New State of Matter Thanks to MIT

    We all learned in elementary school that the three states of matter are solid, liquid, and gas. Then if you took science classes in high school you probably learned plasma was a state of matter too. For most people, it stops there, but there are actually a lot more states matter can get itself into, and science just went and found a new one. MIT researchers have discovered a new state of matter, complete with its own unique form of magnetism. We can't wait to see what the Insane Clown Posse has to say about this.

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  4. Lawsuits, How Do They Work? Insane Clown Posse Suing the FBI

    In what is surely a sign of the end times, the Insane Clown Posse has announced that they intend to sue the Federal Bureau of Investigation over the fact that Juggalos were labeled a gang last year. The lawsuit itself isn't the sign; the sign's that this perfectly reasonable action comes from the group wondering how magnets work. Due to their classification, suddenly crimes performed by young Juggalos are considered gang activity rather than your typical slew of teenage mistakes.

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