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Indiana Jones

  1. Chris Pratt Originally Passed On Guardians Becau—Oh, Good God, Is This Him As Indiana Jones?

    We named the dog Champion!

    In case you missed the barrage of articles hyperventilating over Chris Pratt's transformation from lovable schlub to shredded Cross Fit half-human half-machine, the man was once a little "wealthier" around the middle and is now healthier and loving it. But before he morphed into a human cheese-grater, Pratt felt his fitness (or lack thereof) held his career back—and almost prevented him from starring in Guardians of the Galaxy.

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  2. Who Wins In A LEGO Star Wars Fight? Han Solo Or General Grievous?

    May The Force Be With You

    I'll give you one guess as to how this goes down. Previously in Star Wars

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  3. Impress Guests! Serve Your Monkey Brains Temple of Doom Style!

    But what about "Snake Surprise?"

    Between melting Nazis, dodging boulders, and uncovering secret religious sects, it can be difficult to find the time to entertain. When you finally do get "friends" over for dinner, it's hard to find table settings that accurately reflect your distinctive lifestyle. Well, fret no more: Firebox has the brain-bowl to solve all your dinnertime woes!

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  4. FBI Busts Indiana Archaeologist With Thousands of Artifacts

    THESE BELONG IN A MUSEUM!

    The FBI has seized thousands of archaeological artifacts from 91-year-old amateur archaeologist Don Miller. It's unclear if Miller actually broke any laws with his collection, but the FBI plans to return at least some of the items to their country of origin. That could take a while considering the size and range of the collection.

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  5. Amusing but Ultimately Flimsy Rumor of the Day: Indiana Jones to Be Rebooted With Bradley Cooper

    Movie Studio Exec: Okay, so we definitely want that gold idol. Intern: You mean a continuation of the Indiana Jones franchise? Movie Studio Exec: Yes. What if we replaced Harrison Ford with... a bag of sand of similar weight? Intern: Probably you should replace him with another actor. Movie Studio Exec: But of similar weight.

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  6. Stop What You Are Doing And Behold This Beautiful, Geeky Art Show

    DO WANT

    This is one of those rare times that I regret moving away from Southern California. Hero Complex Gallery, located in Los Angeles, is currently hosting a gorgeous joint exhibition by artists Meghan Stratman and Nicole Gustafsson. Adventure Show features paper art and illustration with a heavy dose of geek culture. In other words, everything I love. For those who can't attend in person (sob), feast your eyes here.

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  7. Bottleneck Gallery Celebrates The Amazing Films Of 1984

    It Belongs in a Museum!

    Brooklyn's Bottleneck Gallery consistently puts on really great shows filled with pop-culture goodness. The latest, opening Friday, is titled "It Came From 1984." I never really kept track of the year movies came out but damn, 1984 was a gold mine!

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  8. Things We Saw Today: Some Nannas & Batman

    Things We Saw Today

    "Nanna Nanna Bat Man" by Dave Collinson. (via /Film)

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  9. Things We Saw Today: Ms. Pac-Man, The Femme Fatale

    Things We Saw Today

    Komboh has prepared field identification charts for arcade games. Arm yourself with knowledge.

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  10. Things We Saw Today: The Wreath of Khan

    Things We Saw Today

    Christmaaaaaaaaas! (by Annie Shapiro, via Nerd Approved)

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