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Indiana Jones

  1. Emotional Rollercoaster: Disney Mulls Rebooting Indiana Jones… With Chris Pratt

    I'm experiencing... SOME sort of feeling.

    According to Deadline, Disney is continuing its hegemonic control over all genre media properties by considering rebooting the Indiana Jones franchise with Guardians of the Galaxy star Chris Pratt in the lead role.

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  2. Indiana Bones: Raiders of the Lost Bark Is Exactly What You Think It Is But Better

    We named the dog Indiana!

    He swings from vines. He fights cat baddies. He blows up a very tiny bi-plane. Everything is wonderful.

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  3. Travel to the Past in the Near Future on a Cruise That Takes You to the 1980s

    Or go by DeLorean if you can hitch a ride back with Marty McFly next year.

    When this cruise hits 88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious shit.

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  4. Things We Saw Today: Batarang Yourself One of These Limited Edition Batman Necklaces

    I am vengeance! I am the night! I am shiny!

    From the jewelry designers who brought you the sterling silver Green Lantern rings and Batman logo earrings comes this: limited edition, officially Warner Brothers-licensed, silver Batman necklaces in honor of the caped crusader's 75th anniversary. Dang, Guild Jewelry. You all outdid yourself with these.

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  5. Chris Pratt Originally Passed On Guardians Becau—Oh, Good God, Is This Him As Indiana Jones?

    We named the dog Champion!

    In case you missed the barrage of articles hyperventilating over Chris Pratt's transformation from lovable schlub to shredded Cross Fit half-human half-machine, the man was once a little "wealthier" around the middle and is now healthier and loving it. But before he morphed into a human cheese-grater, Pratt felt his fitness (or lack thereof) held his career back—and almost prevented him from starring in Guardians of the Galaxy.

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  6. Who Wins In A LEGO Star Wars Fight? Han Solo Or General Grievous?

    May The Force Be With You

    I'll give you one guess as to how this goes down. Previously in Star Wars

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  7. Impress Guests! Serve Your Monkey Brains Temple of Doom Style!

    But what about "Snake Surprise?"

    Between melting Nazis, dodging boulders, and uncovering secret religious sects, it can be difficult to find the time to entertain. When you finally do get "friends" over for dinner, it's hard to find table settings that accurately reflect your distinctive lifestyle. Well, fret no more: Firebox has the brain-bowl to solve all your dinnertime woes!

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  8. FBI Busts Indiana Archaeologist With Thousands of Artifacts

    THESE BELONG IN A MUSEUM!

    The FBI has seized thousands of archaeological artifacts from 91-year-old amateur archaeologist Don Miller. It's unclear if Miller actually broke any laws with his collection, but the FBI plans to return at least some of the items to their country of origin. That could take a while considering the size and range of the collection.

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  9. Amusing but Ultimately Flimsy Rumor of the Day: Indiana Jones to Be Rebooted With Bradley Cooper

    Movie Studio Exec: Okay, so we definitely want that gold idol. Intern: You mean a continuation of the Indiana Jones franchise? Movie Studio Exec: Yes. What if we replaced Harrison Ford with... a bag of sand of similar weight? Intern: Probably you should replace him with another actor. Movie Studio Exec: But of similar weight.

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  10. Stop What You Are Doing And Behold This Beautiful, Geeky Art Show

    DO WANT

    This is one of those rare times that I regret moving away from Southern California. Hero Complex Gallery, located in Los Angeles, is currently hosting a gorgeous joint exhibition by artists Meghan Stratman and Nicole Gustafsson. Adventure Show features paper art and illustration with a heavy dose of geek culture. In other words, everything I love. For those who can't attend in person (sob), feast your eyes here.

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