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Hello Kitty

  1. Princess Benedict Sparklefists and More: The Mary Sue’s Favorite Photoshops of 2014

    Whoops, our hands slipped.

    Here at The Mary Sue, we try to report on all the news that's fit to geek out about in comics, gaming, pop culture, science, and more. But c'mooon. Let's not kid ourselves here. You all tune in because you want to see our ridiculous photoshop skills, right? Screw having nuanced, critically-minded opinions when we can just throw a picture of '90s Dwayne Johnson wherever we want and call it a day, right? Yeah, you get us.

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  2. Things We Saw Today: Rosetta Makes a Christmas Landing

    Ok, this is pretty great.

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  3. Things We Saw Today: LeVar Purrton as Geordi La Furge

    "But don't take my purr for it!"

    Not pictured: Data the robotic Starfleet cat, and Spot the Human.

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  4. This Is What The Toilet Paper At “Hello Kitty Con” Looks Like

    Hello Kitty, meet Hello Butty.

    I mean, yeah. I'd steal that, too.

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  5. Surrealists at Sanrio Censor Comic for Implying Hello Kitty Is an Actual Cat

    Hello Kitty is an anagram for Kill the Toy. I know too much.

    In a confounding new development, artist Karl Kershcl says that a Metroid-inspired strip he designed for a book featuring Hello Kitty art from illustrators around the globe was censored because, "Sanrio doesn’t want Hello Kitty associated with an actual cat in any way. "

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  6. Things We Saw Today: Cornetto Trilogy Figurines Have Got Some Red On ‘Em

    Let's just go to the Winchester and wait for all this to blow over.

    A Large Evil Corporation (excellent name is excellent) has produced three sets of highly-detailed vinyl figurines to honor Nick Frost and Simon Pegg's characters in each installment of the beloved Cornetto Trilogy.

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  7. Update: Hello Kitty Isn’t a Human, Either

    I can't take much more of this.

    Yesterday the Internet (save for hardcore Sanrio fans—you'll have to forgive the rest of us) flew into an existential frenzy as it was revealed by a Hello Kitty historian in a LA Times interview that the famous Sanrio character is not to be referred to as a cat. But then... what is she?

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  8. This Just In: Hello Kitty Is Not a Cat

    Nothing is real anymore.

    Up is down! Black is white! Cats are... well, they're not dogs, but they definitely aren't cats either, apparently

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  9. Things We Saw Today: Samurai Jack Teams Up With the Doctor

    Togeher they will take on Daleku, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness.

    Man, if this Redbubble t-shirt were real and the Doctor had given Samurai Jack a lift, that whole "undoing the future that is Aku" thing would have been so much easier.

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  10. Pikachu and Hello Kitty Can Now Be Worn as Armor

    I need these in my life.

    DeviantART user Andihandro created fully functional Pikachu and Hello Kitty samurai armor. If you didn't think armor could be adorable, this just proves you wrong.

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