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Groot

  1. Things We Saw Today: Who Needs a Christmas Tree When You’ve Got A Little Groot?

    Groot tidings we bring, to you and your kin!

    Hot Toys' Little Groot is a mere $44.99 (well, mere compared to their Star-Lord figurine), with expected shipment in January.

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  2. A-Hole And The Night Visitors: Watch The Avengers And Groot Sing Christmas Carols!

    Glad tidings we bring, to you and your Hulk!

    James Covenant delighted the galaxy with Captain Picard's rendition of "Let It Snow" last year, and now he's spreading more Holiday cheer with this Avengers/Groot Christmas team-up. I think my heart just grew two sizes.

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  3. Things We Saw Today: Walk Your Dog Like a Xenomorph Queen With the Facehugger Leash

    Chestburster (thankfully) not included.

    Finally subjugate those dangerous alien murder machines and make them help walk your adorable pet with the Facehugger leash. Just... make sure it's securely fashioned, OK? Don't take any chances.

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  4. Here’s Another Deleted Scene and Rocket and Groot Featurettes From Guardians of the Galaxy

    The Legend of Kevin Bacon

    While Guardians of the Galaxy is zooming into home video release (on discs on December 9th, but available on digital formats tomorrow), we're getting lots of little tastes of the movie's special features to whet our appetites for getting a copy of our very own. Above, Bradley Cooper records dialogue and facial expressions for Rocket, below Vin Diesel does the same for Groot, and finally, John C. Reilly's Rhomann Dey has a bit of a wardrobe malfunction in a deleted scene.

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  5. The Guardians Blu-Ray Featurettes Look Awesome (Including The 8-Bit Game Version Of The Opening Scene)

    Awesome mix, you might even say.

    James Gunn has been posting previews from the Blu-ray on his Facebook, including this look at what an 8-bit Guardians game would look like. Don't lie, you'd play the hell out of this on your spaceship while listening to cassettes.

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  6. Things We Saw Today: Groot Is Super-Buff In This New Avengers Variant Cover

    All that dancing really paid off.

    DO YOU EVEN BENCH, GROOT? (cover by Francesco Francavilla, via Comic Book Resources' exclusive reveal)

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  7. Officially Official! Marvel Debuts Actual Dancing Baby Groot Toy!

    Nobody puts Groot in the corner.

    It's here! It's here! It's here!

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  8. Things We Saw Today: Studio Ghibli Soot Sprite Leggings

    They're everywhere! (Etsy seller Tohnik, via Fashionably Geek)

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  9. Even Baby Groot Is More [Censored] Metal Than You in His “Groots Bloody Groots” Metal Parody

    I bet you thought I was going to put "I am Groot" here.

    You thought Groot was made of wood? WRONG. Groot is 100% pure, grade A [expletive deleted] metal. Here to demonstrate that fact for you is a music video parody of the song "Roots Bloody Roots" by Sepultura with dancing baby Groot. You get one guess what the new lyrics are.

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  10. Groot Has A Cellphone And You Can Text Him Right Now

    For deep answers to all of life's most existential questions.

    Can't get enough Guardians of the Galaxy? Wish you could hang out with them forever? Well now you can have a Guardian in your pocket 24/7, ready to advise you at a moment's notice. Yep, a-holes - you can now text with Groot!

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