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Groot

  1. Even Baby Groot Is More [Censored] Metal Than You in His “Groots Bloody Groots” Metal Parody

    I bet you thought I was going to put "I am Groot" here.

    You thought Groot was made of wood? WRONG. Groot is 100% pure, grade A [expletive deleted] metal. Here to demonstrate that fact for you is a music video parody of the song "Roots Bloody Roots" by Sepultura with dancing baby Groot. You get one guess what the new lyrics are.

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  2. Groot Has A Cellphone And You Can Text Him Right Now

    For deep answers to all of life's most existential questions.

    Can't get enough Guardians of the Galaxy? Wish you could hang out with them forever? Well now you can have a Guardian in your pocket 24/7, ready to advise you at a moment's notice. Yep, a-holes - you can now text with Groot!

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  3. Marvel Announces National Bullying Prevention Month Variant Covers Featuring Rocket Raccoon, Captain America, & More

    YOU MAKE HULK SAD

    Now here's some variant covers I'd be honored to own.

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  4. Guardians Director James Gunn Takes Photo With The Best Groot Cosplayer You’ll Ever See

    WE ARE GROOT.

    I've been seeing photos of this cosplayer from HurleyFX floating around for a bit, but kismet happened at Dragon Con this weekend as they ran into James Gunn.

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  5. Learn How to Make Baby Groot Cupcakes That Are So Cute You’ll Feel Like a Monster Eating Them

    But can he dance?

    JK Denim from Koalipops makes these baby Groot cupcakes look remarkably easy to whip up. Which I still won't do, because I'm lazy as hell. If it takes more effort than canned soup, cold cuts, chips and dip, or going to a diner, I proooobably won't do it. I'm not proud.

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  6. The First Official Dancing Groot Toy Can Now Legally Boogie His Way Into Our Hearts

    "Dancing Groot," to be sung to the tune of "Dancing Queen."

    Here you go.

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  7. Things We Saw Today: The Illustration For “Human” In D&D Is Awesome

    You mean humans can be not generically stubbly white males? GASP

    The rules for the 5th edition of Dungeons & Dragons seem to be getting everything right. First, they're inclusive of all different kinds of gender identity. Now, they're even illustrating "humans" as not generic white male game characters. Thanks, D&D. You rule. (via Twitter)

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  8. Speaking of Dancing Groot, Guess Who Provided the Moves?

    What, isn't every conversation about dancing Groot right now?

    Just a few hours ago we posted the official video of Groot from the end of Guardians of the Galaxy dancing his tiny twiggy heart out. But as much as we want to pretend that giant talking trees are real and hanging out in actual space, Groot does not actually exist. So whose dance moves were those?

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  9. Finally Watch the Dancing Groot Scene From Guardians Without Going to the Movie Theater Again

    Assuming you already have several times, because this movie is great.

    Thank goodness. This week needed something positive to end on, and now we can all go into the weekend forgetting our cares with the most adorable part of Guardians of the Galaxy. Now you don't even have to go to the movie theater to get down with Groot's bad self, but I know you're still going to, because why wouldn't you see this movie as many times as you can?

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  10. Make Your Own Dancing Groot: A Step-by-Step Guide

    Making a real-life Rocket is a much harder, messier process.

    The other day we were basically hypnotised by this Vine of a DIY Dancing Baby Groot by Patrick Delehanty. It turns out there's more video, and Delehanty even put together a step-by-step guide to making your very own.

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