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Grand Theft Auto V

  1. Over 50,000 People Want Target Australia To Stop Selling the Bible, Which They Don’t Actually Sell

    Jesus wept.

    Oh well, let he who is without sin sign the first petition, am I right?

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  2. Australian Gamers Challenge Target’s GTAV Removal By Launching Ridiculous Counter-Protests

    Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

    Remember a few days ago when Target Australia announced it would no longer be stocking Grand Theft Auto V on its shelves? Now there are several new petitions, presumably from people who are angry with the original decision, advocating that Target get rid of other things, too—like its name and logo, for example, which "encourage people to aim at and shoot things." Can't make this stuff up, folks.

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  3. Dorkly Shows Us That Game Characters Are the Worst Customers Ever

    I'm STILL waiting for my plumber, guys. Never trust Mario's business.

    Man, you think it's hard working in the regular service industry? Try working in the video game service industry. At best, your pocket's probably going to get picked by some unscrupulous Dovahkiin. At least Dorkly's looking out for the common working NPC.

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  4. 10 Father’s Day Cards For Your Favorite Video Game Dads

    Or least-favorite, depending on your threshold for bad parenting.

    I got the gaming bug from my dad, who used to sit three-year-old me on his lap while he played Myst and Doom - which, in hindsight, may not have been the best plan, but hey. So what better way to celebrate Father's Day than with a collection of cards (lovingly made by myself and my fellow Weekend Editor, Becky Chambers) dedicated to our fave, most-devoted in-game dads?

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  5. Forget Goat Simulator – Now You Can Play GTAV As The Animal Of Your Choice

    Apparently pigs are excellent drivers despite their lack of opposable thumbs.

    Did you think Grand Theft Auto V not being out for PC yet would stop the amazing modding community? Of course not, guys, they live to amaze and confuse gamers around the world. In this GTAV mod, you can get your Goat Simulator on and play as animals. Because why not.

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  6. Turn Los Santos Into Rapture With This City-Sinking GTAV Mod For PS3

    Would you kindly turn LS into a post-apocalyptic tsunami'd wasteland?

    Grand Theft Auto V is so expansive, I feel like you could play it endlessly and never get bored. But what if you've played it so much that the only thing left for you to do is to mess with the game so thoroughly that it becomes an awesome Bioshock hybrid? Enter the GTAV Tsunami mod.

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  7. 5 Things We Learned at the NYCC GTAV Panel

    No, none of them are "How to effectively hotwire a car in under 20 seconds," sadly.

    Yesterday, Geekosystem was able to hit IGN's GTAV panel at New York Comic Con, and it was probably the raddest thing of all time. Hosted by IGN's Greg Miller, GTAV actors Ned Luke (Michael), Steven Ogg (Trevor), and Shawn "Solo" Fonteno (Franklin) took the stage, and the gamers went wild. Here's what we learned (see, GTAV can be educational!)

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  8. This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things: Guy Claims That GTAV Made Him Want To Steal Actual Cars

    Dude, quit it. You're ruining things for the rest of us.

    Another day, another person complaining that video games make people do violent stuff -- except this time it's not a member of congress but an actual person who did violent stuff and got caught. Man, you know you're screwed when your best defense comes from a very special episode of Law and Order: SVU.

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  9. Watch Conan Attempt to Play Grand Theft Auto V and Fail Spectacularly [VIDEO]

    He's like the most epic n00b ever, and it's a beautiful thing.

    You might have heard that Grand Theft Auto 5 was released this week; probably because basically every single person in the world (myself included) bought a copy, and the game has already made over one billion dollars. In just one day, Rockstar made more money than the daily GDP of Singapore.

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  10. The Easter Egg To End All Grand Theft Auto Easter Eggs Has Officially Been Found in GTAV

    Yup. It finally happened.

    Mild spoilers for those of you who haven't finished playing the game -- though if you're a longtime fan of the series, you probably know the exact Easter Egg we're talking about.

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