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Gollum

  1. Woo Your Nerdy Valentine By Comparing Yourself To Gollum, Because That’ll Work

    You know what the saddest part is? This would totally work on me.

    Listen, we know that Gollum is a disgusting and desperate creature whose only redeeming quality is the fact that he knows how disgusting and desperate he is. But just look at his little bow tie in this Valentine's Day Card! Awww, I can't stay mad at you, little buddy!

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  2. That Time Police Used Gollum To Help Find A Missing Ring

    My Precious!

    We’re looking for the rightful owner of the suspected stolen ring, already had to turn this man away: pic.twitter.com/2pC3rAx6Af

    — Solihull Police (@SolihullPolice) January 13, 2014 Police from Solihull, West Midlands in the UK took extreme measures recently while trying to find a missing ring - they used a nerd reference. But they didn't stop there, they threw in some puns too. "We apologise for the ‘Ring’ puns today, it’s difficult to break the hobbit." Are you following The Mary Sue on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, & Google +?

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  3. Gollum Expresses His Inner Turmoil to the Music of Taylor Swift [VIDEO]

    My Precious!

    Ian James Walters, a.k.a. "That dude who sings songs as Gollum," tackles Taylor Swift with a Middle Earth version of "I Knew You Were Trouble." This time, with production value! Previously in Singing Gollum

    • Gollum Gives Relationship Advice, Sings About the Precious That He Used to Know
    • Gollum Does a Lord of the Rings Rendition of Donnie Darko's "Mad World"
    • Gollum Mourns the Loss of His Precious by Singing “I Dreamed A Dream” from Les Misérables. Like You Do.
    (via: BuzzFeed)

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  4. Things We Saw Today: This Giant Gollum Sand-Sculpture Might Just Haunt Your Dreams

    Things We Saw Today

    Every year, the British town of Weston-super-Mare hosts a sand-sculpting competition, and… look, screw context. Here's a half-completed sand sculpture of Gollum. Visit the A.V. Club for sliiiightly less scary sand sculptures of Yoda, King Kong, and Captain Jack Sparrow and Davy Jones. Have fun sleeping tonight.

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  5. Gollum Gives Relationship Advice, Sings About the Precious That He Used to Know [VIDEO]

    My Precious!

    Ian James Walters, who sung I Dreamed a Dream and Mad World as Gollum, is up to his old tricks. This time the song is "Somebody That I Used to Know," with the added bonus of Gollum as a relationship counselor. Look, just go with it, it works. (via: BuzzFeed) Are you following The Mary Sue on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, & Google +?

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  6. Gollum Does A Lord of the Rings Rendition Of Donnie Darko’s Mad World

    My Precious!

    Originally recorded by Tears for Fears, "Mad World" was covered by Michael Andrews and Gary Jules for the movie Donnie Darko. Here's Gollum singing it. But it's not just a cover, it's Gollum singing about stuff that happens in Lord of the Rings to the tune of the song. Pretty creative if you ask me. But it's not the first time! You may remember the same guy doing a song from Les Misérables. But what is up with the dude in the background? (via Buzzfeed) Are you following The Mary Sue on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, & Google +?

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  7. Gollum Mourns the Loss of His Precious By Singing “I Dreamed a Dream” from Les Misérables. Like You Do. [VIDEO]

    My Precious!

    It took me a few seconds to get into YouTube user Ijameswalters, as Gollum, singing "I Dreamed a Dream" from Les Misérables. But then he changed the "I"s to "we"s and the lyrics started mentioning nasty Hobbitses, and by 3:20 I'd completely lost it. (via: Topless Robot) Are you following The Mary Sue on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, & Google +?

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  8. Andy Serkis (As Gollum!) Shares His Thoughts On The Lord of the Rings [VIDEO]

    My Precious!

    Context? Who needs context? (via: /Film) Are you following The Mary Sue on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, & Google +?

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  9. Physics Lets Us Know How Many Fish Gollum Needs to Live, We Now Sleep Easier at Night

    One of the great pastimes of geekdom is adding some degree of factual feasibility to works of fantasy in all its forms. With the release of The Hobbit this Friday, audiences everywhere will be reunited with a much younger, more energetic Gollum than the one they've come to know in The Lord of the Rings trilogy. But a haunting question that fans have tried to wrap their heads around for years is how has Gollum managed to be so long lived in spite of the fact he dwelled within the perpetual darkness of the Misty Mountains, dining purely on fish. Using assumptions on Hobbit physiology and his working knowledge of Gollum's subterranean home, Rhett Allain -- an associate professor of physics at the Southeastern Louisiana University -- has crunched the numbers and deduced how many fish the little guy needs to eat to function. The number may shock you -- if you actually care about this sort of thing, of course.

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  10. Things We Saw Today: Hello Kitty As An Actual Turkey

    Things We Saw Today

    So...remember the other day when we showed you a Hello Kitty plush that could turn into a cooked turkey? I didn't think things could get weirder. (via BillyKitty123) 

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